As the size of an average Constituancy is around 60,000 people and the prison population is around 70,000 why can't the prisoners just elect one of themselves for Parliment ?
It would make a change for a prisioner to go to Parliment as it seems that these days a lot of Members of Parliment become prisioners.
John
Just get a Magic Wand !!
Took ours to a club last night where we met friends. Our female friend had first go of the MW, literally had to hold her down on the bed, she kept trying to levitate !!
John & Shel
Could be Ann Widdecombe !! Or Anne Robinson, what a threesome that would be !!!
John
Hi,
Just seen your ad about Thursday, we might be going to A&Gs club in Huddersfield Thursday evening. Nice, very clean club with the added advantage its really cheap to get into on a Thursday.
Can't confirm that right now as Shel has not seen her work rota for this week yet. Can confirm that later this evening. Assuming of course your interested in meeting us.
John & Shel
Most of what you expect to happen.................won't.
J & S
Probably the ones with all the disco lights !!
J & S
Yeah, it was handled quite well, wonder if the two presenters have booked up to go?
The two swinger couples came over very well !! (not any form of double meaning at all there)
Anybody know which hotel they run? The GM website says Crystal Hotel but never seen reviews under that name, does it go by another name in Swingerworld?
John & Shel
Hot,
Can you add us to the list please.
John & Shel
I got one for Shel before Xmas, its very similar to the Hitachi, called "Topco" I think, cost The Hitachi does not have CE certification. The one we got has 7 speed setting, they are calibrated on the Richter scale, the top speed makes the lampshade sway !!!
It's a very large piece of kit, about a foot long and the mains cord could do with being a metre of so longer, but other than that a good buy.
John & Shel
What you could do is ask any people you've met / played with already to add their names to any party your possibly planning.
If you had a few couples or females on-board then more people would be inclined to come.
J & S
There is a small town / village just to the west of Newcastle called "Stargate", you wouldn't want to meet some of the creatures that inhabit THAT place, certainly some are from a different universe !!!
John
Maybe I'm being thick, but if there is a particular thread running and there are unacceptable comments on it, why can't the individual comments be removed, with a note form the mods in their place. Which would let the rest of the thread run its course?
John
Got to ask yourself if its worth making a comment when threads disapear for unexplained reasons.
J & S
We might get over to this, very much depends on the weather and travel situation.
J & S
Found the scientific way of measuring the strength of your squeeze !!
A comparison of perineometer to brink score for assessment of pelvic floor muscle strength.
Hundley AF, Wu JM, Visco AG.
Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, 27599-7570, USA.
Abstract
OBJECTIVE: The Brink scale is a commonly used digital assessment of pelvic floor muscle strength. The Peritron perineometer, a compressible vaginal insert that records pressure in centimeters of water, offers an objective method for this evaluation. This study evaluates the inter- and intrarater reliability of perineometry measurements and correlates those values with Brink scores.
STUDY DESIGN: Subjects were prospectively enrolled and underwent pelvic floor muscle strength assessment by 2 examiners each using a perineometer and the Brink scale. Perineometer measurements of maximum pressure, average pressure, and total duration were recorded for 3 consecutive pelvic floor muscle contractions (Kegels). The Brink assessment was performed by placing 2 fingers vaginally during a single Kegel contraction. Brink scores consisted of 3 separate 4-point rating scales for pressure, vertical finger displacement, and duration. The order of the examiners and the 2 assessment methods were randomized, and each examiner was blinded to the results of the other. Pearson and Spearman correlation coefficients were used for analysis as appropriate. Repeated-measures analysis of variance was used to assess intrarater reliability between repeated perineometer measurements.
RESULTS: One hundred women were consecutively enrolled and completed the study. Interrater reliability for the perineometer maximum squeeze pressure (r = ) and baseline resting pressure (r = ) was high. Maximum squeeze pressure correlation was unaffected by the presence or absence of estrogen (r = versus r = ), nulliparity versus parity ( versus ), or genital hiatus 4 or greater or less than 4 (r = versus r = ). Total Brink score and each individual submeasurement showed good correlations (total: r = ; pressure: r = ; displacement: r = ; duration: r = ). The correlation between maximum squeeze pressure and total Brink score during the first and second exams was good (r = versus r = ). For intrarater reliability, there were no significant differences among the 3 maximum squeeze pressures recorded during the first exam (P = .11), but for the second exam, the first squeeze was significantly stronger than the successive 2 (P = .009) attempts.
CONCLUSION: Perineometer measurements of pelvic floor muscle contractions show very good inter- and intrarater reliability. The Brink total and pressure scores had a slightly lower interrater reliability. Variables such as estrogen status, parity, and genital hiatus did not appear to affect correlation. There was good correlation between the maximum perineometer pressure and the total Brink score, suggesting that these 2 methods of assessment have similar levels of reproducibility. Additionally, the perineometer demonstrated good short-term test-retest reliability.
Trouble is, I kept getting a vision of a "test your strenge machine" at the fairground, you know where you hit a spigot with a big wooden hammer and a slider shoots upwards to ring a bell at the top of a tower. Visions of some women squeezing real well and the bell going off and the tester handing them a teddybear, or a cigar in this case !!
John
I think I have the answer !!
We should convert all the Monetary Debt into BISCUIT Debt. For instance instead of us owing 386 Billion pounds we could convert that to 386 Billion Jaffa Cakes, the Irish could convert their debt into Waggon Wheels and the Greeks could use Kit Kats.
So now we're trading in useful stuff and stuff which can't be created by tapping a key on a computer. Also, if the warehouses where this "biscuit debt" is kept has a rodent problem then the debt disapears overnight.............Simples !!!
John
I blame Mike Ashley !!!
John
From lots of experience........ALWAYS get one which has leather straps !!!
Shel
Go Compare.................It's always Go Compare, any time day or night.................Argggggg...........I will never use Go Compare till the FAT SINGING BASTARD is dis-membered live on News at Ten.
John
Not claiming to be any form of ecomonics genius. But it appears that when people are saying that there is only one way to fix the problem and that is the way the so called "experts" are saying then it is a bit like the "Kings new clothes"
In the fable, fraudsters persuaded the king that his new (but none existant) clothes were wonderful and when the King agreed they were wonderful then all the people had to say they were wonderful too.
It took a child to point out that the clothes did not exist, but once the bubble was burst it all came tumbling down.
Ah yes, you say, but its a fable couldn't happen in the real world........................could it not?
Look at North Korea, the people have been so brainwashed that they believe that they live in a paradise and the outside world wants to invade to take all they have..............Just like the Kings new clothes.
So I for one am not so quick to say Gulsonroad has it wrong, maybe he is the one who can see the Kings willy !
John
Confirming our intention to be there. As long as the snow lets us !!!
John & Shel
Think a cigar tube might be tougher than you assume, unless you heat it to say 150c to make it more malleable !!
We saw Sticky Vicky daughter in Benidorm last year, the act obviously consists of producing various items from her fanny and between each set of items she would go behind the DJ stand to "re-load" I presume she has containerised the items so there is a quick insertion of pre-loaded canisters after removal of the expended canister. Especially as she was pulling some sharp items out, a metal container would protect her. Or am I thinking to much like an engineer?
John & Shel
Good Friday April 22nd, Easter Monday April 25th, Royal wedding day off April 29th, May day bank hol Monday 2nd May.
Bloody Hell, wait ages for a Bank Holiday then 4 come round at once !!
I hope some enterprising swingers clubs have a special do on 29th April !!
John
Someone on the radio predicted Euro-North, which would consist of the strong currency Countries like France, Germany, Holland and Euro-Southwhich would be a devalued version of the Euro used by Counties like Greece, Spain, Ireland etc.
John
Cap D'agde, naturist AND swinging, lots of both.
Best time is last week of June (only cos we are there then).
John & Shel