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Geordiecpl2001
8 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
Bisexual Female, 63
0 miles · Tyne and Wear

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As the size of an average Constituancy is around 60,000 people and the prison population is around 70,000 why can't the prisoners just elect one of themselves for Parliment ?
It would make a change for a prisioner to go to Parliment as it seems that these days a lot of Members of Parliment become prisioners.
John
Just get a Magic Wand !!
Took ours to a club last night where we met friends. Our female friend had first go of the MW, literally had to hold her down on the bed, she kept trying to levitate !!
John & Shel
Hi,
Just seen your ad about Thursday, we might be going to A&Gs club in Huddersfield Thursday evening. Nice, very clean club with the added advantage its really cheap to get into on a Thursday.
Can't confirm that right now as Shel has not seen her work rota for this week yet. Can confirm that later this evening. Assuming of course your interested in meeting us.
John & Shel
Quote by duckandbunny79
I sometimes wonder whether swinging in the traditional sense is on the decline. I maybe wrong but would the youth of today be very interested in the swinging scene as much as the older generation.
Or are the younger generation more open to sexual promescuity that they no longer need forums or swingers clubs to act out 3somes or more somes.
I don't know as we are the generation above but it seams to use that the younger generation have more 'friends' who they would be willing to approach for a 3some without the fear or embarrasement that this would make them a social outcast in their normal friendship group.
'Friends with benefits'
It's not a conversation we could have with our friends if we wanted to without it intrinsicly changing the nature of how they view us and their opinions on us.
Even admitting bi or lesbian tendancies in our generation made you a social outcast along similar lines to the computer geeks. Nowa days just like with computers if you have not given a GF a snog you are more the exception than the rule.
Social norms are moving and maybe people are more prepared to put stuff on their facebook profile for free rather than have to pay a fee.
Also although numbers on swinging sites are always increasing, that is not always in terms of active people.
This site has 975,545 profile, but only 180,000 couple profiles and only 35,000 who have bothered to add a photo of any kind. If we then could search via active within last60 days. I'm sure the number would dwindle again to maybe 10k. Split that geographically and everyone is fishing in the same pool of about 1000 - 3000 active swingers who actually want to meet or have any discussions about swinging.
IMHO!!!!

Think your right with the above.
John & Shel
Yeah, it was handled quite well, wonder if the two presenters have booked up to go?
The two swinger couples came over very well !! (not any form of double meaning at all there)
Anybody know which hotel they run? The GM website says Crystal Hotel but never seen reviews under that name, does it go by another name in Swingerworld?
John & Shel
I got one for Shel before Xmas, its very similar to the Hitachi, called "Topco" I think, cost The Hitachi does not have CE certification. The one we got has 7 speed setting, they are calibrated on the Richter scale, the top speed makes the lampshade sway !!!
It's a very large piece of kit, about a foot long and the mains cord could do with being a metre of so longer, but other than that a good buy.
John & Shel
Quote by tylerdurden
all the people ive enjoyed the pleasure of in the past have moved on in various ways, left the scene ive lost contact with them etc, i used to be a regular at club2000 but even thats finished now and the people i knew from there i just dont know where they are now, and as i live in a little quiet house in a little quiet village miles from anywhere, people dont want to travel there
godalmity im being very negative arent i!! should just get a lady and be done with it

Which venue of Club2000 did you used to visit?
J & S
What you could do is ask any people you've met / played with already to add their names to any party your possibly planning.
If you had a few couples or females on-board then more people would be inclined to come.
J & S
There is a small town / village just to the west of Newcastle called "Stargate", you wouldn't want to meet some of the creatures that inhabit THAT place, certainly some are from a different universe !!!
John
Maybe I'm being thick, but if there is a particular thread running and there are unacceptable comments on it, why can't the individual comments be removed, with a note form the mods in their place. Which would let the rest of the thread run its course?
John
Got to ask yourself if its worth making a comment when threads disapear for unexplained reasons.
J & S
Found the scientific way of measuring the strength of your squeeze !!
A comparison of perineometer to brink score for assessment of pelvic floor muscle strength.
Hundley AF, Wu JM, Visco AG.
Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, 27599-7570, USA.
Abstract
OBJECTIVE: The Brink scale is a commonly used digital assessment of pelvic floor muscle strength. The Peritron perineometer, a compressible vaginal insert that records pressure in centimeters of water, offers an objective method for this evaluation. This study evaluates the inter- and intrarater reliability of perineometry measurements and correlates those values with Brink scores.
STUDY DESIGN: Subjects were prospectively enrolled and underwent pelvic floor muscle strength assessment by 2 examiners each using a perineometer and the Brink scale. Perineometer measurements of maximum pressure, average pressure, and total duration were recorded for 3 consecutive pelvic floor muscle contractions (Kegels). The Brink assessment was performed by placing 2 fingers vaginally during a single Kegel contraction. Brink scores consisted of 3 separate 4-point rating scales for pressure, vertical finger displacement, and duration. The order of the examiners and the 2 assessment methods were randomized, and each examiner was blinded to the results of the other. Pearson and Spearman correlation coefficients were used for analysis as appropriate. Repeated-measures analysis of variance was used to assess intrarater reliability between repeated perineometer measurements.
RESULTS: One hundred women were consecutively enrolled and completed the study. Interrater reliability for the perineometer maximum squeeze pressure (r = ) and baseline resting pressure (r = ) was high. Maximum squeeze pressure correlation was unaffected by the presence or absence of estrogen (r = versus r = ), nulliparity versus parity ( versus ), or genital hiatus 4 or greater or less than 4 (r = versus r = ). Total Brink score and each individual submeasurement showed good correlations (total: r = ; pressure: r = ; displacement: r = ; duration: r = ). The correlation between maximum squeeze pressure and total Brink score during the first and second exams was good (r = versus r = ). For intrarater reliability, there were no significant differences among the 3 maximum squeeze pressures recorded during the first exam (P = .11), but for the second exam, the first squeeze was significantly stronger than the successive 2 (P = .009) attempts.
CONCLUSION: Perineometer measurements of pelvic floor muscle contractions show very good inter- and intrarater reliability. The Brink total and pressure scores had a slightly lower interrater reliability. Variables such as estrogen status, parity, and genital hiatus did not appear to affect correlation. There was good correlation between the maximum perineometer pressure and the total Brink score, suggesting that these 2 methods of assessment have similar levels of reproducibility. Additionally, the perineometer demonstrated good short-term test-retest reliability.
Trouble is, I kept getting a vision of a "test your strenge machine" at the fairground, you know where you hit a spigot with a big wooden hammer and a slider shoots upwards to ring a bell at the top of a tower. Visions of some women squeezing real well and the bell going off and the tester handing them a teddybear, or a cigar in this case !!
John
I think I have the answer !!
We should convert all the Monetary Debt into BISCUIT Debt. For instance instead of us owing 386 Billion pounds we could convert that to 386 Billion Jaffa Cakes, the Irish could convert their debt into Waggon Wheels and the Greeks could use Kit Kats.
So now we're trading in useful stuff and stuff which can't be created by tapping a key on a computer. Also, if the warehouses where this "biscuit debt" is kept has a rodent problem then the debt disapears overnight.............Simples !!!
John
Quote by gulsonroad30664
i'm am just a failed drop out 40% tax paying idiot who woke up one morning in a 750 thousand pound house on 120k a year. goodness, life has been good to me. i just woke up one morning and it was all there. dont know anything about banking, credit, debt, fractional reserve, derivitives, collaterised debt obligations, securitised investment vehicles, credit default swaps and all that mallarky. just copied and posted it. invented all that stuff 12 months in advance about debt and soveriegn default. it was all pure coincidence. lucky that.

Well, proves your NOT Gordon Brown then !!
John
Quote by sexyslut79
Well unless you have been to North Korea,or at very least have studied the country, it is hard to see how you can know whether or not its people have been brainwashed. Perhaps it is you who have been brainwashed !

Ah yes, sorry my mistake, never having been to the Workers Paradise which is North Korea, I must accept that it really is as the Dear Leader says and all the people there are happy, content and want for nothing............well maybe a few luxeries such as food, clothes, health care, electricity, heating.
John
Quote by tweeky
Listening to Nick Clegg on the radio the other day his words were roughly this
We campaigned on policy's that we would have introduced had we become the elected government. We are not the elected government we are part of a coalition and therefore we can not implement all of the policy's we campaigned on.

So if any Party in the future, no matter if they have a large majority, invites say, the sole elected representitive of the Green Party (for instance), to join them in a coalition, then they can tear up all the promises they made before the Election?
Nice "get out of jail free card" there.
John
Go Compare.................It's always Go Compare, any time day or night.................Argggggg...........I will never use Go Compare till the FAT SINGING BASTARD is dis-membered live on News at Ten.
John
Not claiming to be any form of ecomonics genius. But it appears that when people are saying that there is only one way to fix the problem and that is the way the so called "experts" are saying then it is a bit like the "Kings new clothes"
In the fable, fraudsters persuaded the king that his new (but none existant) clothes were wonderful and when the King agreed they were wonderful then all the people had to say they were wonderful too.
It took a child to point out that the clothes did not exist, but once the bubble was burst it all came tumbling down.
Ah yes, you say, but its a fable couldn't happen in the real world........................could it not?
Look at North Korea, the people have been so brainwashed that they believe that they live in a paradise and the outside world wants to invade to take all they have..............Just like the Kings new clothes.
So I for one am not so quick to say Gulsonroad has it wrong, maybe he is the one who can see the Kings willy !
John
Think a cigar tube might be tougher than you assume, unless you heat it to say 150c to make it more malleable !!
We saw Sticky Vicky daughter in Benidorm last year, the act obviously consists of producing various items from her fanny and between each set of items she would go behind the DJ stand to "re-load" I presume she has containerised the items so there is a quick insertion of pre-loaded canisters after removal of the expended canister. Especially as she was pulling some sharp items out, a metal container would protect her. Or am I thinking to much like an engineer?
John & Shel
Good Friday April 22nd, Easter Monday April 25th, Royal wedding day off April 29th, May day bank hol Monday 2nd May.
Bloody Hell, wait ages for a Bank Holiday then 4 come round at once !!
I hope some enterprising swingers clubs have a special do on 29th April !!
John
Someone on the radio predicted Euro-North, which would consist of the strong currency Countries like France, Germany, Holland and Euro-Southwhich would be a devalued version of the Euro used by Counties like Greece, Spain, Ireland etc.
John
Cap D'agde, naturist AND swinging, lots of both.
Best time is last week of June (only cos we are there then).
John & Shel