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Geordiecpl2001
2 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
Bisexual Female, 63
0 miles · Tyne and Wear

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OK potted review of the club.
Its called "The Pleasure Lounge" and is in Morley, Leeds. Its quite difficult to find but there are map and directions on their website.
Its only open Sat nights and is couples only. Not a massive club but nicely done out, and super clean!!
Large lounge bar area, dungeon and 3 playrooms, sauna and small jaccuzzi. The playrooms are each about 10ft x 12ft. They are shut off by sliding cloth curtains rather than solid doors, at first this seemed strange to us, but it worked well as people could look round the curtains and it made no noise, no doors rattling or banging to put you off.
Extreamly friendly youngish couple run it, real good fun.
Got to be said that it was not busy, but as its only been open about 3 months hopefully will improve as word gets round. Certainly no cliques have established themselves and the owners want it to be a place where newcomers are not left by themselves. we certainly were not.
We would recommend it as a venue for couples who are looking for a relaxed venue with super clean facilities and friendly people.
Won't put a link up, but if you run the clubs name into one word and put . at the end you would not be far wrong.
John & Shel
Wasn't sure if we should do a review in cafe. Would a mod advise on that?
So Burnie have pmed you with info.
We will email club owner to let him know what to do.
J & S
We were at a new club just outside Leeds last night, went to put a review up but found it was not listed in the clubs section.
Who does the initial listing of the clubs? Is it the first reviewer, or one of the Mods?
John & Shel
Can you take us off the list please, unfortunatly have to be on stand-by that night!!
John & Shel
Suggestion for a theme.
How abouts "PIRATES"?
Shel says she is really fond of a good old "jolly rogering"!!
John & Shel
PS whichever theme is chosen, can it be chosen soon as with Xmas fast approaching if people need to get / make costumes they won't have much time in Dec.
That was most unusual!!! If people don't click they normally say so on the night, shake hands and leave as friends.
Daft question perhaps if your new to the scene, but did you mention any very unusual things you were keen to try? biggrin
John & Shel
We must point out that Burnie is just repeating the mantra that all Geordies are taught from childhood, ie, tell everybody that it is grim up North, that way we keep the clear roads, beautiful coast and countryside to ourselves.
Unfortunatly the secret is now out because all the Southerners who were at the NorthEast Munch now know that Tyneside is actually a sub-tropical paradise.
So Burnie, too late, the secret is out!
John & Shel
We met a pair of single females (they were together, but not sexually with each other, oh my I'm confusing myself now). At Xtasia three weeks ago, we had great fun with one of them. The other was just checking out the place.
John & Shel
We just wanted to publicly add our thanks to Sean for all his efforts, great to finally meet in the flesh all those people who's posting have made us either laugh or look at things another way.
Met up with people who we had not seen for a few years and were amazed they actually remembered us and of course met people we hopefully will see again in the future.
John & Shel
The club your thinking of is ASAWA, you would actually get more fun saying the name than going there!!
Burnie, we used to go to Club2000 when it was at the house near the A19, in fact we were going to club2000 when it was located near the riverside in Newcastle. Wonder if we met you there? Bet we have many mutual friends!
John & Shel
As long as we don't have "Team Postie" and "Team FreckledBird" Tee-shirts at the Munch on Sat!!!
J & S
Good bet, but what about your forfeit Postie? Are we allowed to suggest some to FB?
I had a bet with a mate (which I won) and the forfeit was that the loser had to dress as Freddy Mercury and sing a song at a Gay Karyokee (good job I'm not in this spelling contest) in Newcastle.
John
Think you'll be really lucky to get a city centre hotel at this short notice.
We don't know what hotels Fabio has suggested, but if anyone is stuck for a hotel, pm us and we might be able to suggest a couple of alternative hotels.
For info, the venue is about 5 min in car from Newcastle city centre (including parking up) and about same from Metro Centre.
John & Shel
What, you mean the NE Munch is not expected to LAST TILL THURSDAY? We thought it was a proper party not some wimpy one nighter!!! lol
John & Shel
Well if there is an after munch party, we would be up for it!! If not, then the fleshpots of Newcastle are just a short distance away!! Pubs to suit all tastes!!
Lustwench, pretty sure someone will give you a lift back into Newcastle.
John & Shel
Firstly well done to Chris and Loraine for doing the show.
The question we would like to ask is, did the presence of cameras have a negitive effect on the swinging action? Could that be why the Americans were so hesitant to "play"? After all, if there was a film crew at say, Xtasia how many Brits would you see being brave enough to carry on as they normally would do?
Having worked in America in the past, got to say that when Americans have one of their recreation conventions, be it a Star Trek, Halloeen or Swinging Convention, they put loads more effort into it than we Brits tend to do. Possibly because the ones that go to them have more spare cash, ie you wouldn't find the ones that were left behind in New Orleans at these dos.
John & Shel
Just like animals, technical things can sense your animosity. You must approach them in a non-threatening way, open handed and show that you mean them no harm. Then when you have won their trust, grab them and show them that YOU, not them, are the boss!!
Course if that doesn't work I always find a sledge hammer releives any pent-up emotion!!
John
Can you put us down for provisional, we can confirm when next years work rotas are written.
John & Shel
For those first-timers at a Munch........Its nothing to worry about at all...........As soon as the "Newbie Initiation Ceremony" is completed and you have put all your clothes back on,( if you can find them), then its just like a normal sort of party after that!!
You have been told about the Initiation Ceremony haven't you??
No?? Well obviously it can't be revealled fully beforehand, but if you can imagine a cross between a Druid human sacrifice and a Roman orgy you might be on the right tracks!!!
No, just joking, its just a get together of normal people and you will have a great laugh. See you all next Saturday night.
John & Shel
As Sean pointed out in his pm, the venue does not know exactly what sort of group we are. Also, as Sean said, we all have to be very discreet with words and actions at the party.
Anybody think of a convincing cover story, just in case one of the staff say, "what sort of group are you then?"
John & Shel
Hoo man, wat yer trying t say like?
Divnt fink yeel git on very weel wi the ladz n lasses in heor.
J & S
How come there isn't a EU Commission ruling ALLOWING us to have legal swing clubs the same as on the Continent?
J & S
Not really practical for most of us, but for a really good DP experience bet the best place to be is weightless in space with one or more bungey ropes to keep you all fairly close together.
Come to think of it loads of sexual activity would be a lot easier in space. Wouldn't get a crick in the neck after half an hours licking cos she would just sort of hover there with her legs open while I could stand up straight.
I want to open the first swingers club in space!!!!
John