Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Geordiecpl2001
1 hour ago
Straight Male, 67
Bisexual Female, 63
0 miles · Tyne and Wear

Forum

Just been to the Rememberance Service in our town. Large number of people attanded, but the most important point is that alongside the veterens and Civic Leaders the most represented group was young people aged from about 12 to 20 years old.
These were young people in Army / Sea / Air Cadet units, plus St Johns Ambulance Cadets. They were immaculatly turned out and they provided both the Volley of Shots and the Bugler (sp?) who played the Last Post without a fault.
A good answer to people who think all kids are yobs!
John
Last night I dreamt I got 5 lottery numbers and the bonus ball. Great. The dream involved myself and Shel walking on a promonade at a Seaside resort. I remember I told her out loud which numbers came up for me!!
As I was telling her the numbers there were a few people walking beside us.
Problem is.....when I woke up this morning I could only remember one of the numbers (24).
So if by chance you had a dream last night where you were walking beside a Georide who was telling his wife which lottery number came up for him, could you let me know the rest of the numbers please. Reward will be given!!! Answers by 7 pm tonight please.
John
If you can read this thank a Teacher.
That you are reading it in English, thank a Soldier!
J & S
When I read this bleary-eyed first thing in the morning, I thought the title was "I have a rubber fish". Just wondered what you could do with a rubber fish :shock:
John
Marc,
Due to circumstances out of our control (BLOODY WORK)!!!! We can't make the party. Could you please take our names off the list. We're gutted about this as we were really looking forward to it.
I've sent you a pm with a fuller explanation!
John
Strangely enough all the Pirate Fancy dress outfits on Ebay have just shot up in price. Wonder why?
John & Shel
G & M,
Just a thought, could you either put a link to, or indicate your ad numer on the bottom of your posts then people can read about you.
J & S
1, Shania Twain, don't care what she'e dressed as.
2, liz Hurley, in any of the outfits she wore in Bedazzeled.
John
Try this method when Trick or Treaters knock on the door. Answer the door and when they say "Trick or Treat" say "I'll have a treat please" watch the confusion on their faces!!
John & Shel
Depend how you define tarty. And also the location. If were going for a night out in Newcastle, then Shel won't wear miniskirts, but if were going to Cupids or another club then its the shortest skirt possible!! (mind I think she still has the legs for it).
John
Duncan,
Problem with your post is that the Munches are not events aimed at any commercial gain.
They are organised by people who just want other people to have fun.
We went to the NE munch a few weeks ago, very well organised by Fabiogroovrider, he had all the tension of finding a venue, maintaining a list, sending out invites etc. On the night he could not enjoy himself as we did as he was making sure everyone was haiving a good time. For all this effort, he made nothing, in fact I believe that it cost him personally some money to hire the DJ. Yes there was a collection, but he donated that to charity.
I think that the normal rule of thumb applies to all parties; out of all who say they will turn up only 2/3 actually do!! But surley people should recognise the immense effort the organisers put into these event and make sure that if you can't make it, then let them know as early as possible!!
We are very gratful to all the people who are willing to organise Munches and events for the rest of us.
There does not seem to be any hint of applogy in your posting for not turning up to the Munch, which does you no credit at all.
John & Shel
Quote " I ain't shagging no mingers". In the absence of Freckledbird, must tell you that a double negative means you are shagging mingers! Not a nice thing to say about your companions!!
J & S
Not trying to influence anyones decision here, but lady pirates can look like this;

Thanks to M2PU and Dambuster for tech info on how to do this.
John & Shel
Listening to a debate on the radio yesterday where an elderly couple said that IF bird flu gets into human population and IF a pandemic arises and IF there is not enough vaccine to go round, then they thought that preference should be given to the young and those in work, with the elderly at the back of the queue for vaccine.
Quite a debate occured with both sides of the argument represented.
It got me thinking however, that if there were VERY limited supplies of vaccine then obviously the essential workers, such as Doctors, Nurses, Police, Electricity supply workers, Water board workers, Gas supply workers would have to be first on the list, just to keep society going.
Appears to me that if those are the essential workers then on the other hand people like footballers, models, singers, media people etc would be at the bottom of the list. Why is it then that the least essential get paid the most in todays society?
John
Sean,
If your going to Toronto, could you bring me back one of those sexy lapdancers from "Cheeters", they all have that amazing French Canadian accents. Shel says I can have one IF you manage to bring one back.
John
Debbiewebs,
How are you choosing the people you want to meet/shag? Have you met them in real life or are you just going on the basis of posts and pictures?
John & Shel
Got to say that Kam & Jane are really nice people. Hopefully we will meet up with them in the future.
John & Shel
Well, once a boss said to us, "you lot are two a penny to replace", so our syndicate would hand him 3p and say right replace us now!
John
No, the idea is you get a photo of your wife (or husband / whatever) flashing near a road sign. I think. Could be an easy one for you ES?
John & Shel
No problem about straight people drinking in Newcastle's Pink Triangle, about 40% of the people in those pubs are straight. Also, get a lot of hen nights in those pubs.
J & S
Most strangers in the world are probably normal people just like yourself, only a few odd ones who are likely to do you any harm. Problem is it the occassions when it goes wrong that gets reported in the press. You never see headlines like," two strangers meet, had a great time and became good friends" which obviously happens many times more often that the murders or rapes etc.
John & Shel
I have a CD with some really dirty, (ie more than sexy, this is the stuff to play at the swinging club when the action is starting) songs on.
Such as; lil Louis - French Kiss, Jose Nunez - Bi-Lingual, Thick Dick - Orgasm. Freestylers - Push up.
OK, I had never heard of them either! But we played them at The Pleasure Lounge in Leeds the other night and the effect was great!!
This music is almost pornographic, certainly wouldn't get played on the radio!! Can't remember where I got the orginal list from but I would like more of the same.
So, can anybody out there suggest somemore songs along the same lines?
John & Shel