Hiya there
Fancy a chat lucy?
Graham
Ooops buggered that one up didnt I
I too had an experience recently where a couple that were due to come to my flat recently cried off because someone was coming to fix a new meter..... which they had forgotten about...... mmmm strange a man would be coming to fix a meter in the evening though but not impossible i guess ....... anyway...... so i made other arrangements for last tuesday night and then during a chat with the male of the couple during the day on the tuesday in question he asked if i fancied meeting them for a drink that evening..... well i couldnt cos i had made other arrangements to see a woman..... next thing i know i am being labelled a timewaster!!!!!!!! blooming cheek of it, i am as genuine as they come and it was them that cancelled..... i could name names but i wont as thats not my style .... so sympathy all round to those that have suffered this annoying habit of people on here
Graham
Not sure i would be walking, more like pole vaulting all the way to Vix ...... :bounce:
Mmmmmmm I have been syck and had a pee is that one and the same thing then?
Last black pussy i had nearly knackered me for good..........
....................... well i did trip up over it
Any ladies fancy having some fun in kent, Tunbridge wells area?
Apply within, please !!!
Graham
Discretion should be the middle name of everyone using this web site, couldnt agree more with the comments made so far.....
Try this one
Aphrodites Love Cup
Take 5 measures of Brandy
Two Tablespoons of clear Honey
Juice of a lemon
Shake well in a cocktail shaker
pour into a tall glass with ice and add lemonade to taste......
I made this last valentines day for my then partner, trouble is she had another two glasses of it and passed out hahaha new i shouldnt have made so much.... oh well who wants to be my next volunteer!!!
Mmmmmm good question
Yeah everyone crys at some stage, i for instance have had many a watery eye when watching all those sad ending films some of which have been listed about ET, Lord of the Rings etc and not to mention the slushy ones too..... thats what makes us all human i guess...... anyone that cant shed a tear is either an android or a walking zombie .....
Then again another thing that makes me shed a tear is when a woman thumps down on me gomads or on the odd occasion when i catch me willy or my pubics in the zipper.... OUCH!!!!
I guess its because so many people are insecure these days......
If you've got em flaunt em Vix, they put my 14 pounders to shame anyday hehe
Whats more embarrassing is when you get yer fingers stuck in them and you go down there with them!!!!
I once appeared years ago in a 20 second shot on the oclock today prog when i was doing a 24 hour bowling marathon for charity.... there i was heaving me 14 pounder balls down the alley.... no wonder i walked a bit lopsided after that!!!
Prefer pistols at Dawn Libra
:giveup:
Any ladies fancy a fine vintage champagne then!!!
ok ok ok worth a try hehe :P
You could always donate yer bum to me vix and leave yer tits for the rest
:P :P :P
Gxxx
Hiya Arkan
Is that a bird on your shoulder! Nice pirate impression there :P
Now where are all those horny ladies from london / kent / essex / sussex / Surrey hiding hehe have car will travel
G.
Foxy
If its any consequence i would accept anything from you..... with or without reason
Graham
Well well guess as a kinda newbie i should comply with this demand and who am i to disobey a woman!!!
1) Inside leg, 32 inches so plenty of clearance room to manoever with...
2) How Big is it? Well big enough to make a nice snug fit and long enough to fit all orifices but for the tape measure brigade then 7 inches depending where you start from maybe more. Debs, i need a second opinion on that one ok
3) I am clean shaven on the chin and head but no buggers getting near me balls with a razor, wouldnt even trust me down there hehe
4) Do I like the can can? I'll do anything if asked nicely
5) Sense of humour? mmmmmm yep got one of them ok :P
6) Do I like older women, depends where the starting point is..... age is just a number any woman that is sexy and horny is good as far as i am concerned....
7) Sorry not into water sports!
8) Where does the cue start then?
9) Oh bugger there isnt a 9!!!! how about a 69 instead!
Grahamxxx
RedStilleto
Nah not scary in the least bit ..... i like the vibes that emanate from this site..... now all i need to do is find a woman who wants the vibes delivered in a personal way hehe
Thanks Redhot, Kat and Eager for your words of wisdom.....
Have never really had a problem getting into women's knickers before, and before you ask eager, no i dont wear them hehe..... its finding them in the first place thats the hard part.....