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Gryphon

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8 Aug 2006

That has to be the most classy idea I've seen in a LONG while!! smile

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Unfortunately, I am most definitely neither a single female nor a couple (boo...) but any SH night that involves cocktails and fine foods as well as, ahem, everything else, has to be a bonus...!! A complete constellation of sensual delights in a single evening; what a fantastic idea! I wish you all the luck in the world; have a fantastic evening - enjoy!! biggrin

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(Gotta admit, I'd draw the line at wearing a little black dress though... (!).
Black tie, definitely, but anything else... ...?!) lol

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G xx

30 Apr 2006

Fascinating to watch the ebb and flow of this thread...
The discussion opens with someone passing comment on what he feels about some of the ads...
He, in turn, is then criticised for not being sufficiently open-minded... which is dangerous territory to stray into folks - if we're saying that all opinions and viewpoints are valid then, by the same token, so are his! I didn't read the first post as a direct criticism of the acts themselves, rather the way some ads are, ahem, a little less subtle than others!
It always amuses me that we can be terribly uppity about open-mindedness - but only until we reach a subject upon which we are ourselves opinionated, at which point it's all too easy to forget the argument we were making in the first place.
(For the record, I'm sure I'm just as bad at that as anyone else! wink

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I agree that if people take risks knowingly that really is up to them. However, the logic which says that one can play dangerously and THEN go to a clinic for a check up, just to make sure everything is OK, is nonsensical. If you've gotten away with it, that's great, lucky you - this time. If you're not so lucky, then going to the clinic to be tested really is just shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted. Modern genitourinary medicine may be able to treat many relatively minor infections without too many complications but I suspect that many people do not truly appreciate the significance of some of the devastatingly life changing infections that can be transmitted sexually - never mind HIV folks, hepatitis is no joke. In many ways, the swinging lifestyle is a privelege - but it's also very easy to forget about the responsibility that goes with that; to ourselves as well as to others. I'm not trying to preach but I do sometimes wonder if people actually give enough thought to this aspect before they dive on in and enjoy themselves.
Broadly, I think southeaster has it about right though:

southeastster
It's a version of the old adage...."Anyone who drives slower than you is an idiot and should get off the road, anyone who drives faster than you is a maniac and should get off the road"
It comes down to diversity and not to judge others, just find your own comfort level.
I would much prefer that someone says in their ad that they want unprotected sex, as we try to meet people who are only into protected sex.

27 Apr 2006

No 2 is a terribly boring and unexciting option it seems - but it's also quite popular for some reason...!
Nevertheless, for me, No 2 it is and I'm quite happy with that. It's a shame it's right next to "homophobic" in the list though - there's a world of difference between happily hetero and homophobia!

27 Feb 2006

Good grief!! lol

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Is this thread still going?! Fantastic!! :twisted:
Not sure I have the time to go back through FORTY whole pages of madness though - I may have to save that for a special occaision! wink

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You're all certifiable - I love each and every one of you! :P

10 Feb 2006

Ooooh 'eck - just tried the new look chatroom (OK, so it's been a while) and it's doing me 'ead in! I can't keep up with what's going on! Very dinky set-up though!
(Yes, Marcus Aurelius was indeed the old Emperor in Gladiator - but, as with all things Hollywood, they changed history a bit! He's definitely supposed to have been one of the more enlightened Emperors though! You can still get decent English translations of his philosphpical commentaries.)

10 Feb 2006

Blimey. Think I'll go back to reading the Meditations of Marcus Aurelius now (!).

10 Feb 2006

Ahem (quick edit)
Actually, I assumed there was an on-line translation engine involved somewhere, or am I doing you a grave injustice mate? lol

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That's one bizarre looking drink, too!
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10 Feb 2006

A-ha! Sussed it out...
Those would be the cards with random Latin words on them that St3v3 used in order to create his apparently learned post! :twisted:
Mmmmmm, Theakston's XB for me if we have any - and I'll play poker if you'll strip hon! wink

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10 Feb 2006

Hi, All!
See, I haven't completely fallen off the planet - although you may be forgiven for believing so!
Now, what is there to drink in here these days?
Oh, and LATIN in the GFZ??!! Good grief, have I been away THAT long...?!

28 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
I'm a total bucket cunt.
I like huge cock.
So sue me.

Fair enough really... lol

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26 Jun 2005

I hadn't heard that one before - but funnily enough it's not that far off. Freaky! :shock: surprised

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I'm just glad I've got big hands (!). :P :twisted: cool

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26 Jun 2005

<--- sheepishly peers around the door and sneaks in...
Takes in the empty Pimm's bottle, the strangely "used" looking beer bottle
and the assorted empty glassware scattered on the floor around the jacuzzi...
Ah, so nothing's really changed then (!) wink

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Good to see this old den of alcoholic iniquity is going strong! lol

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Ooooooh! Is that Hobgoblin? Fantastic - now who's hidden the bottle opener?!
Hi, All - how ya doin?
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29 Dec 2004

Red, you never fail to give good advice!! :P wink

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How are ya, girlie?! kiss

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26 Nov 2004

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Not bored anymore, eh Fruity?! :P
G xx

26 Nov 2004

Oooooooooooh!!
So THAT's where this tunnel leads to...?! biggrin

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I stagger back in after a few weeks off-line ( :cry: ) and I see Easy disappearing through some trap-door under the GFZ - and I end up HERE!! :P
Hello, All - now, who would like a drink?!
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25 Oct 2004

I got it to - but I KNOW if I've replied to anyone - so it went straight out with the trash without being opened!! Good to have it confirmed here though - Thanks!
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24 Oct 2004

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:welcome:

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24 Oct 2004

I hope you do have lotsa fun taking them!
I'm sure we'll enjoy ogling them too... wink

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24 Oct 2004

I agree with pretty much all of the above!
I've just been listening to the full-length instrumental play-out at the end of Layla - and that guitar/piano duet is great. I'd forgotten how much I liked it!
I'm sure I'll think of some others too...

24 Oct 2004

That looks fair to me! Good luck...!! wink

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(Be better when you get the pix up!! :P :twisted: lol

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24 Oct 2004

Well...
It's amazing the number of people I've seen who somehow manage to accidentally fall backwards onto random house-hold objects (Coke bottles, soap dishes, lip-salve sticks, rubber chewy dog toys...); usually while spring-cleaning naked. Said objects always seem to gravitate in a generally anal direction for some reason. Never quite worked out how that happens...
There are three tales in particular that spring to mind...
(1) a Vileda (R) Super-Mop (TM);
(2) a Teaspoon;
(3) a roll-on deodorant (can't remember what type!!).
The supermop was a good 14" deep in some poor chap's rectum (yup, you guessed it he'd been cleaning naked and fell backwards onto it... rolleyes

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- at least it was only inserted handle first). Abdominal x-ray showed the top of the handle quite clearly - at a level somewhere between his beIly-button and the bottom of his breast bone. :eeek: It was so adhered to the lining of his bowels that no amount of gentle persuasion/lubricant/etc. was going to shift it. Usurprisingly, he was referred to the colo-rectal surgeons for their urgent attention - there was a big risk that he'd perforated his bowel. :uhoh:
The teaspoon was bowl-first down a young gentleman's urethra - about an inch of the handle was visible protruding from the head of his penis. He was in quite a lot of, erm, discomfort... He explained that he'd started getting intense jollies by putting things down his urethra and stimulating himself from the inside . :scared: As he's started to do this more and more he'd progressed from the inside refill of a ball-point pen to the whole pen and eventually to the handle of a teaspoon. Then one day he tried turning the teaspoon round and put it in wide end first. This apparently worked fine until he realised that his swollen hard-on meant he couldn't get it back out. The penis then became inflamed swollen rather than erect swollen :shock: - and he also had some urinary retention problems too. (No, really...?!). He was urgently bundled off to see the urologists!
Lest you think these things only happen to men, the roll-on deodorant was impacted deep in the vagina of a 30-ish lady who'd decided to indulge in a little DIY (as you do... wink

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). She'd been using this impromptu dildo (nice and thick and fat...) in her hotel room but when she'd finished she'd left the CAP of the roll-on up inside her. :roll: After much panicking, she attended A&E and was duly assessed and examined. The dome-shaped cap had effectively sealed itself into her vagina just below her cervix - the wet mucous covered tissue forming an effective seal and creating quite a lot of suction that couldn't be overcome. blink

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Several attempts at removing it with a speculum and forceps failed and wasn't until a junior doctor dashed out of the department and down to the hospital shop that it was removed: he came back with an identical roll-on, removed the cap, inserted it and erm, "screwed" it into place - at which point he simply pulled the whole assembly gently back out again. After a final inspection, the lady was discharged with no permanent damage done - apart from possibly to her pride!!
:jagsatwork: Now, you're all adults and I don't want to lecture you - what you do with your orifices is ENTIRELY up to you (!) but the first one was genuinely potentially life-threatening and the second one could have had real long-term consequences so, as funny (ouch) as these are - please DON'T try them at home - at least not if you live anywhere near ME!! :twisted:
There. Does that satisfy you collective curiosities...?! :roll: :wink: lol

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23 Oct 2004

Remember, folks - you saw it here first!! lol

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(C) Gryphon, 2004 :P

23 Oct 2004

LOL! I'll think about it...
...but this is still a broadly public forum!!
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23 Oct 2004

JOB !!
(again...!)
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23 Oct 2004

OI! EASY!! No mess this time, alright?!
Don't you bloody dare try to hide in here either!
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23 Oct 2004

LOL, Fruity!! lol

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Never tried it, but I should imagine that taking the brush-head off first would be an idea... (!) rotflmao

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Makes me wonder, though - do you think there's a market out there for discrete add-ons for electric toothbrushes that you could take on holiday with you if you didn't want to obviously take a vib with you?! wink

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23 Oct 2004

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Oh dear (!) You two really aren't on form tonight, are you?!
Whatever you do, DON'T try this at home...!!! :P wink

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23 Oct 2004

Erm...
Fruity, sweetie...
dunno

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Isn't that just like using an electric toothbrush?!

23 Oct 2004

Sorry, Calista - didn't see you there!! redface

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Still, you can blow me any time you want, hon!! wink

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23 Oct 2004

JOB !!!!!! wink

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