You just DON'T...!!
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Gryphon
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
0 miles · Greater London
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Quote by Gryphon - in the GFZ
<< leaps valiantly out of the GFZ jacuzzi...
No!
No, no, no, no, NO!!!
FFS!!! This is now all sorted!
Calista has entered into a proper negotiated agreement with the SHU and has been duly appointed. Debs, you had the chance to do the same but you chose to force us into a legitimate dispute by giving preferential treatment to the noobs. I for one will not stand by and let this hard won peace fall apart!!
I shall stand shoulder to shoulder with TnH (if the little rat hasn't buggered off already!) and defend both our rights AND our beloved inspector. If you wanna play too, maybe Calista will accept you in the role of deputy assistant trainee official inspector and you can learn how it's done properly and in accordance with the agreed SHU guidelines and everything!! (None of this unofficial "hiding them up ya jumper" bollox, for a start!!) :twisted:
So THERE!! :P
(Gryphon suddenly realises that his impassioned oration can't disguise the fact that he's just leapt nekkid out of the jacuzzi and is (a) dripping wet, (b) getting cold and (c) still nekkid...!! :shock:...sidles nonchalantly back into said jacuzzi...)
'Nuff said!!
<< leaps valiantly out of the GFZ jacuzzi...
No!
No, no, no, no, NO!!!
FFS!!! This is now all sorted!
Calista has entered into a proper negotiated agreement with the SHU and has been duly appointed. Debs, you had the chance to do the same but you chose to force us into a legitimate dispute by giving preferential treatment to the noobs. I for one will not stand by and let this hard won peace fall apart!!
I shall stand shoulder to shoulder with TnH (if the little rat hasn't buggered off already!) and defend both our rights AND our beloved inspector. If you wanna play too, maybe Calista will accept you in the role of deputy assistant trainee official inspector and you can learn how it's done properly and in accordance with the agreed SHU guidelines and everything!! (None of this unofficial "hiding them up ya jumper" bollox, for a start!!) :twisted:
So THERE!! :P
(Gryphon suddenly realises that his impassioned oration can't disguise the fact that he's just leapt nekkid out of the jacuzzi and is (a) dripping wet, (b) getting cold and (c) still nekkid...!! :shock: ...sidles nonchalantly back into said jacuzzi...)
No!
No, no, no, no, NO!!!
FFS!!! This is now all sorted!
Calista has entered into a proper negotiated agreement with the SHU and has been duly appointed. Debs, you had the chance to do the same but you chose to force us into a legitimate dispute by giving preferential treatment to the noobs. I for one will not stand by and let this hard won peace fall apart!!
I shall stand shoulder to shoulder with TnH (if the little rat hasn't buggered off already!) and defend both our rights AND our beloved inspector. If you wanna play too, maybe Calista will accept you in the role of deputy assistant trainee official inspector and you can learn how it's done properly and in accordance with the agreed SHU guidelines and everything!! (None of this unofficial "hiding them up ya jumper" bollox, for a start!!) :twisted:
So THERE!! :P
(Gryphon suddenly realises that his impassioned oration can't disguise the fact that he's just leapt nekkid out of the jacuzzi and is (a) dripping wet, (b) getting cold and (c) still nekkid...!! :shock:
...sidles nonchalantly back into said jacuzzi...) Ah! A nice hot, bubbly jacuzzi! ...AND some decent wine!
This is more like it!!
Calista, sweetie - let me know when you're ready...!! :P
(Just a thought... is anybody gonna tell the Sarge it's all over or are we just going to leave the, erm, "intelligence unit" parked outside SH Towers?)
This is more like it!!
Calista, sweetie - let me know when you're ready...!! :P
(Just a thought... is anybody gonna tell the Sarge it's all over or are we just going to leave the, erm, "intelligence unit" parked outside SH Towers?)
Quote by Calista
Gryphon .. shut the door on your way back to your caravan (SH union Picket Line HQ) unless your going to join us here???
Fair point actually. Bollox to the caravan - it's cold and wet out there and Easy and Davej can say what they like - I'm staying in here!! :twisted:
After all, we do have at least three members present and a formal picket-line sign.
I believe that makes for a quorate meeting. I declare this session of the SHU Jacuzzi (protest occupation of) Working-Party to be open. All members will stand to order!!
Quite right too! Can't have SH members going off sick with back injuries because of a lack of appropriate PHTLS!!
Perish the thought that they may come to need an AED (Automated Erection Device) - that would just be disastrous! Although for those that suffer this grievous injury, I understand that there are several models available:
the EMT: (Easily made Throbbing) which works within 8 minutes and knows how to get you just where you want to be.
the EMT-P: (Easily made Throbbing ) which also works in 8 minutes but despite having more bells and whistles has sometimes been known to mess you about a bit before getting you to where you need to be.
the BASICS model: (Bloody Awesome; Size is constantly Surprising!). These are much rarer finds but have even more bells and whistles than the EMT-P and although they can take longer to come the seem to enjoy what they do when they get there.
(To anyone who is now totally lost - don't worry about it. No, REALLY, don't worry about it - it's not worth finding out about, honest!)
Quite right too - no elitism here; just a lot of sad in-jokes, really (sorry!)... for the sake of completeness: EMT = emergency medical technician, EMT-P = paramedic and BASICS you'll just have to look up for yourselves - if you actually care...
Perish the thought that they may come to need an AED (Automated Erection Device) - that would just be disastrous! Although for those that suffer this grievous injury, I understand that there are several models available:
the EMT: (Easily made Throbbing) which works within 8 minutes and knows how to get you just where you want to be.
the EMT-P: (Easily made Throbbing ) which also works in 8 minutes but despite having more bells and whistles has sometimes been known to mess you about a bit before getting you to where you need to be.
the BASICS model: (Bloody Awesome; Size is constantly Surprising!). These are much rarer finds but have even more bells and whistles than the EMT-P and although they can take longer to come the seem to enjoy what they do when they get there.
(To anyone who is now totally lost - don't worry about it. No, REALLY, don't worry about it - it's not worth finding out about, honest!)
Quite right too - no elitism here; just a lot of sad in-jokes, really (sorry!)... for the sake of completeness: EMT = emergency medical technician, EMT-P = paramedic and BASICS you'll just have to look up for yourselves - if you actually care...
Good evening, sister Calista.
The chair refers you to the following thread...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/24552.html
Now, if your membership of the SH Union is up do date and all your credentials have been recently checked you too, pursuant to article 42, paragraph 13, section 2, sub-section (a) are eligible to stand around in the rain, next to an ineffective brazier nibbling chip butties and drinking tepid tea - all in the name of protecting SH members' rights and standing up to the heavy-handed and inequitable management at SH Towers.
So there (!)
The chair refers you to the following thread...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/24552.html
Now, if your membership of the SH Union is up do date and all your credentials have been recently checked you too, pursuant to article 42, paragraph 13, section 2, sub-section (a) are eligible to stand around in the rain, next to an ineffective brazier nibbling chip butties and drinking tepid tea - all in the name of protecting SH members' rights and standing up to the heavy-handed and inequitable management at SH Towers.
So there (!)
How the fLuckin' ell did you lot get past the official picket line outside?! 
My GOD!! - what HAPPENED to this place? Its a tip - AGAIN!!
EASY!! Bollox to the shoppin' mate - get your arse (dressed or NOT!) outside and on picket duty NOW. TnH, move yourself, old son; no time for airy-fairy Union health & safety inspections at the moment - we've got a picket line to reinforce. Anyway, aren't you supposed to be on NERD duty?! :dry:
My GOD!! - what HAPPENED to this place? Its a tip - AGAIN!!
EASY!! Bollox to the shoppin' mate - get your arse (dressed or NOT!) outside and on picket duty NOW. TnH, move yourself, old son; no time for airy-fairy Union health & safety inspections at the moment - we've got a picket line to reinforce. Anyway, aren't you supposed to be on NERD duty?! :dry:
Quote by tallnhairy
Okies NERD area kit arrived... ready for the first casualties...
Now anyone know what this red button does ... BZZZ
Whoops...
Now, now, TnH - you'll just scare them off with all that flash resus kit!! Debs' boobs ain't THAT bad for goodness sake...
They just need a little training in good old BLS (that's Breast-Lifting Skills in this scenario...) and maybe a little ATLS (Alternate Tit-Licking Skills) and they should be OK. :P
Although clearly we should also be running ACLS (yup, that's Advanced Cock Licking and Sucking) courses for the female newbies. :twisted:
When was the last time we had an SHU training away-day? Do you think we can blag time off for it and maybe get some jollies on union expenses out of it? That's how it usuallly works innit?!
(and FFS leave the Big Red Button to the realexperts, will you?!)
lol!! On the wrong side of the picket line, that's where you stand!!
Follow Mike's example and get your arse over here!! We got luke-warm tea an' chip butties an' evrything!! :shock:
Don't fall for all that frisking bollox - it's just a ploy! They'll use you and then spit you out when you're not a newbie any more!!
And don't think hiding under Debs' jumper will help you, either - we KNOW where you are!!
(and, OI!, Debs, less of the "OLD" please!! Thank you SO much!!
)
Follow Mike's example and get your arse over here!! We got luke-warm tea an' chip butties an' evrything!! :shock:
Don't fall for all that frisking bollox - it's just a ploy! They'll use you and then spit you out when you're not a newbie any more!!
And don't think hiding under Debs' jumper will help you, either - we KNOW where you are!!
(and, OI!, Debs, less of the "OLD" please!! Thank you SO much!!
) Contrary to popular belief - and fully in accordance with the SHU members' handbook, sect 47, para 9 (a) - I am very much still on the picket line!! :small-print:
Frankly, it's fLuckin' cold out here.
The brazier's almost gone out (Brumlad - did you forget to put more wood in last night?!), the rain is now seeping down inside the collar of me donkey jacket and the paint on all the plackards has started to run. Even the Sarge's "intelligence unit" (FFS...!!) has started to leak - and it STINKS of wet, sweaty unwashed pickets
We're just trying to stand up for our rights! Why is that such a bad thing?!
Look, is there any chance we can take this into the GFZ and mull it over with a bottle of merlot?! (Actually, a hot water bottle would do...)
Frankly, it's fLuckin' cold out here.
The brazier's almost gone out (Brumlad - did you forget to put more wood in last night?!), the rain is now seeping down inside the collar of me donkey jacket and the paint on all the plackards has started to run. Even the Sarge's "intelligence unit" (FFS...!!) has started to leak - and it STINKS of wet, sweaty unwashed pickets We're just trying to stand up for our rights! Why is that such a bad thing?!
Look, is there any chance we can take this into the GFZ and mull it over with a bottle of merlot?! (Actually, a hot water bottle would do...)
