:eeek: 
hwoar: :lol: And Red, don't be such a blatant tart!! You can't turn Mike into a scab just by offering a nibble of your chip buttie, OK?
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Gryphon
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 54
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Quote by Mike7073
I have to say that's I'm hopelessly confused
Picket lines, Factions, Tits, Chip Butties, Jacuzzis and wot not
But I find that I'm confuzed on a regular basis, I guess I'll just go with the flow. Could someone please tell me which way the flow is going?
Don't worry, mate - the madness will soon overtake you.
You'll find out all about the jacuzzi when the Girlie Free Zone opens tomorrow evening (although I'm a bit worried that there may be trouble ahead on that one... it rather depends whether Sarge or Misschief have the keys at the moment. Maybe there's a spare under the doormat...)
Quote by MISSCHIEF
HungryP!!!! You've got a squillion posts under your belt!!!! Stop trying to infiltrate and nick our newbies
You SEE...?!!
:shock: :x :shock: :x :shock: :x :shock: :x :shock: :x :shock: :x It's precisely this sort of dismissive attitude that we're in dispute about!!
Anyway - where are the FEMALE newbies, huh?! Why don't WE get to inspect them?! That's just bluddy greeeeeeedy, that is!
Flippin' DISKRIMINAYSHUN!! I ask you...!
Can I just point out that we're now less than 24hrs away from the GFZ - this dispute MUST be resolved before then or there'll be complete carnage in the jacuzzi!!
(and a reminder to Debs and Misschief - you CAN'T hide them up ya jumpers once you're in the pool, remember...?!)
Is there some hope of an amicable negotiated settlement?!
(and a reminder to Debs and Misschief - you CAN'T hide them up ya jumpers once you're in the pool, remember...?!)
Is there some hope of an amicable negotiated settlement?!
Quote by Mike7073
Looking at some of the Avatars, I don't think the guys will complain at being stuffed up there. It IS getting mighty crowded though!
I'd better come up for air
<gasps>
<<<Tuts and shakes head wearily...
(go back and read this thread from the start!! )Mike, Mike, Mike... don't do it old son - don't fall for the "Come to me, I'll show ya me tits" approach - we ALL have to stand together!! Someday soon you WON'T be a newbie and then you'll find that they're making even more outrageous offers to the NEW newbies and YOU won't qualify for them!! THEN whatcha gonna do, huh?!
Solidarity NOW is the only answer!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Now then Gryphon, who is the one that has been Missing In Action recently??
OK, sarge, I admit it: missing, yes...
...but action? NO!
I haven't seen any action in ages... :cry:
Which is possibly why the lack of inspections is so galling!! I'm sorry I doubted you, my Captain, my KIng!! (OK, so "my sarge, my shop-steward" doesn't really sound right...)
The men of SH say:
Inspect our cocks!
One out - ALL out!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!!! I'm the one on the bike at the back !! :shock: :shock:
Ooops. Sorry. Sarge's cover is blown!
The question is, was anything else?! There he is, sneaking off on his bike. I mean, I ask you?! Lads - do we actually have a traitor in our midst?! Is there a rampant deviant at the heart of the SHU?!
Who am I kidding...?!!
Quote by Debbiewebs
Guys Sarge has been cheating!........what he hasent told you that he has been trying to cross the picket line all evening ..in all kinds of discicises.........heres just one!
WELL SARGE ITS NOT GOING TO WORK OK!
LOL!! Sarge...!! Good to see the covert ops and infiltration training paid off (!) I've NEVER seen camo like THAT before!!
( Now, Brumlad, you're not seriously telling me that this is just a means of burning off extraneous testosterone by standing around a manly fire doing manly things like burning your manly fingers on hot food and swilling cheap beer in a manly kind of way? ...are you?! No, I thought not! )
WTF...?!
I go away for a week or so and suddenly it's all falling apart?!
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!! What IS happening to this place!!
Right, boys and girls - beer and sandwiches at No. 10* - let's get this sorted out, shall we?
I must point out, however, that in fellowship with my brethren, I wasn't offered such an inspection as a newbie either. I am clearly very disappointed by this and - being closer to a newbie than some - feel that a certain degree of redress from the ladies IS in order. Although, frankly, I'd take undress over redress any day and such an offer should clearly be placed upon the table during negotiations. That said, placing the lady in question upon the table would obviously be infinitely preferable... :twisted:
I DEMAND satisfaction and, much as it pains me to say it (sorry Debs, sorry Red), I have to hold to my principles and if you won't perform the necessary inspections of our private bits I believe that the standard SH Union rallying cry is in order:
"One out - ALL out!!"
:twisted:
:twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted:
( * No. 10 Acacia Avenue, next door to SH Towers, that is!)
I go away for a week or so and suddenly it's all falling apart?!
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!! What IS happening to this place!!
Right, boys and girls - beer and sandwiches at No. 10* - let's get this sorted out, shall we?
I must point out, however, that in fellowship with my brethren, I wasn't offered such an inspection as a newbie either. I am clearly very disappointed by this and - being closer to a newbie than some - feel that a certain degree of redress from the ladies IS in order. Although, frankly, I'd take undress over redress any day and such an offer should clearly be placed upon the table during negotiations. That said, placing the lady in question upon the table would obviously be infinitely preferable... :twisted:
I DEMAND satisfaction and, much as it pains me to say it (sorry Debs, sorry Red), I have to hold to my principles and if you won't perform the necessary inspections of our private bits I believe that the standard SH Union rallying cry is in order:
"One out - ALL out!!"
:twisted:
:twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted: ( * No. 10 Acacia Avenue, next door to SH Towers, that is!)
Sarge....! SARGE...!! SARGE ...!!!!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait ! !
Look, they're trying to sort it out - it'll be fine as soon as Neil installs the filters and puts in the new boiler (the old one's full of ferret sh*t, apparently...)
Come and have a drink...!! :cheers:
One slightly dodgy looking erm, apple (-ish?!) beverage for Missy. I think Agricola may have swapped the cider for a rather iffy-looking scrumpy...
...are you sure you want this?!
I can do you a nice line in dry martinis - stirred not shaken (Bond was a !)
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait ! !
Look, they're trying to sort it out - it'll be fine as soon as Neil installs the filters and puts in the new boiler (the old one's full of ferret sh*t, apparently...)
Come and have a drink...!! :cheers:
One slightly dodgy looking erm, apple (-ish?!) beverage for Missy. I think Agricola may have swapped the cider for a rather iffy-looking scrumpy...
...are you sure you want this?!
I can do you a nice line in dry martinis - stirred not shaken (Bond was a !)
<<< cautiously looks round the door and wonders where all the livestock came from. 
I know we've occasisionally said that this place gets to look like a pigsty but really...
I think I may just stay for a quick one tonight 'cos I got a young lady to meet around here somewhere; and anyway - I'm not getting in that there bluddy jacuzzi 'til someone drags all the feckin' ferrets out FFS (!) :x
What IS happening to this place..?!
I know we've occasisionally said that this place gets to look like a pigsty but really...
I think I may just stay for a quick one tonight 'cos I got a young lady to meet around here somewhere; and anyway - I'm not getting in that there bluddy jacuzzi 'til someone drags all the feckin' ferrets out FFS (!)
:x What IS happening to this place..?!
Quote by Alexandra
"nice tits..."
Never mind Alex, it may not be the MOST eloquent line I've ever heard, but at least he's not factually inaccurate... :P
Quote by Neilinleeds
oh alex that's just bragging that is! why don't i get pm's like that?
Erm, Neil - maybe you just don't have nice tits mate!!
:jagsatwork: Maybe someone should run a special remedial SH class in creative writing - some of these poor saps really appear to need the lessons - and let's face it, there are plenty of well qualified folks around here; as evidenced by the decidedly "creative" twists that some of these threads seem to develop|!!
G xx
I would never be so crass or stoop so low as to use an internet search engine just to trawl the web for mindless sexual titillation!! How dare you...?! :rude:
:rotflmao: :lol:
How the fLuckin' 'ell d'ya thing I found SH for goodness sake...??!! I didn't get the mailshot and the hand delivered flyers seem to have missed my street!!
(...but if it keeps you happy I'll go and have a look now... Google, search, Abi+Titmuss+SEX...)
:rotflmao: :lol:
How the fLuckin' 'ell d'ya thing I found SH for goodness sake...??!! I didn't get the mailshot and the hand delivered flyers seem to have missed my street!!
(...but if it keeps you happy I'll go and have a look now... Google, search, Abi+Titmuss+SEX...)
Quote by davej
A fine upstanding drink LC (bloody young whipper snappers that have never heard of it) well for their information and if memory serves me right, is only served at Christmas made more presentable by adding a cherry and can only be consumed whilst wearing either corduroy trousers a Noel Edmonds jumper and slippers for men or in the case of women a Polyester, floral print frock and slippers.
That sounds JUST like Great Auntie Mabel - her bottle of advocaat is an ancient tradition and practically an heirloom; it came out every Christmas - and nobody wanted to open it!
(and just DON'T talk to me about bleedin Noel Edmonds sweaters, FFS...!)
