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13 Oct 2004

Tut! You have confirmed my opinion that you are indeed a complete !! rolleyes

It's ESPRESSO - and it's Italian. The very epitome of the coffee-makers' art too.
I mean, why boil leaves when you can roast beans?!
wink

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13 Oct 2004

Quite! :eeek: redface

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13 Oct 2004

In our own different ways, I think that's the point Neil and I have both been trying to make too!

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13 Oct 2004

Finally! Somebody I can palm off with that old bottle of advocaat that came from the back of Great-Auntie Mabel's dresser! lol

Oh.
I see.
Oooooh-errr!!
:shock:

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13 Oct 2004

- only of the Baldrick variety!!
:twisted:

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13 Oct 2004

I both grow AND show:
Mine's about 28.5 inches long, 13 inches around...
and has beautifully even green stripes...
It won Best of Show in the marrow section too
I'm sorry, is this thread not about horticulture...?! rolleyes

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13 Oct 2004

What you do with the soup from your parsnip is entirely up to you. loon

I suppose Ovaltine may be acceptable at a pinch but I'll have none of your fancy filth, d'you hear?!
Tut tut. :fuckinghell:

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13 Oct 2004

Too right! and the only hot creamy stuff that ANYBODY should be swallowing is
HORLICKS!!
:rude:

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13 Oct 2004

Quote by Marya
Not only am i deeeeeeeply hurt and offended by that remark but i'm absolutely gutted that this particular Poll/Thread has started on the day of my first and only Poll.
I'm assuming that all the comments on here are directed to me personally and I will respond to them as such.
Now, where's the stomping-off-in-a-huff Emoticon ..... ?

LOL ! There's probably a harumphing smilie somewhere if you go look for it!! :P
Will this one do for now?! :dry: or this? :rude: or maybe this...? :kissmyarse:
Either way, I didn't write the damn comment - go shout at Roger!! rolleyes

How are you feeling, anyway? All dosed up on lemsip and hot toddies, I hope!
:therethere:
G xx

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13 Oct 2004

Aw! We'd never lynch you!
We may have to tie you up a bit though... :twisted: :P
G xx

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13 Oct 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Could be a dig at the press contingent as well.
(I do hope so)

As if I would... (!!) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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13 Oct 2004

Hiding, that's what - I figured you'd never look for me in here! confused

Fine. I'm off now. There's a thread-hijacking somewhere on page three or four that I have to go and resurrect! wink

And will you FFS put your bleedin' power tools down and tuck your bloody shirt in?! Honestly... rolleyes

G.

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13 Oct 2004

Nimbus, a lot of us are still relatively new here - I don't think it was meant personally (more of a dig at students than our own lovely newbies - at least that's how I read it anyway!). The poll was only meant to be a bit of light-hearted irony!
G xx

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13 Oct 2004

Jeez! That avatar AND the prospect of builder's bum combined?! :shock: :shock:
Too much, Dave - TOO much!! lol

:lol:

G

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13 Oct 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
Libra, sweetie - "YES, PLEASE" is a perfectly acceptable response - are you free now?!
:P
G xx

Ooh, perhaps the drought's about to end lol

It's been bloody raining here - but only the common or garden wet precipitation variety, I'm sad to say (!). rolleyes

Oh well - another day...
G xx

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13 Oct 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
I forgot what I originally voted for.
As there seems to be some doubles, I closed my eyes and just clicked anywhere.
Seems it was the last one.
sorry :lol:

Cheeky little fecker!!
(it's not my fault if the poll editing is all screwy today!!)

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13 Oct 2004

Libra, sweetie - "YES, PLEASE" is a perfectly acceptable response - are you free now?!
:P wink

G xx

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13 Oct 2004

Of course (!) - but definitely not with anyone who posts yet another sodding poll!!! rolleyes

G.
(and no, Neil, I'm not even going to enter into a discussion about what a "SODDING POLE " may or may not be - you''ll just have to ask Blue about that one!! :P :twisted: )

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13 Oct 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Ooooops.
Thought this was a poll.
Ho well.

Sorry, it was - it seems that I inadvertently deleted it when editing some glaring typos in the original post . I have now restored it - but it means you'll have to vote again - LOL !! lol

G.

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13 Oct 2004

Is it just me becoming a boring old git - or have we had an explosion in the number of banal polls recently?! A lot of them seem to be very repetetive and derivative of other threads too... Does anyone bother to look beyond page one of the Cafe?!
rolleyes

G xx

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13 Oct 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
well guys you have plenty of time now to get it this size!
:lol:

:scared: :shock: Fuck me, that's scary(!!)
Debs, I thought you wanted "Congrats on your first 1000 posts" not a bleedin' essay!!
surprised

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12 Oct 2004

LOL (!)
If you want to qualify for that Debs, your 1000th post is gonna have to be BLOODY good!! lol

:P :twisted:
G xx

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12 Oct 2004

To answer the thread, not particularly. To answer Butters...

Quote by butters999999
The two best times Iâ€™ve had sex was with a 58 year old guy and a 18 year old girl, age doesn't matter it's the person inside that matters.

...wot?! At the same time...?! No bluddy wonder...!!
:twisted:

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12 Oct 2004

Marya,
Seriously, if you feel wheezy and breathless, just take yourself down the docs and have done with it! (and ignore the bloke - it's a clinical fact that men either do the total macho bollox or are complete wusses rolleyes

).
Dr G

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12 Oct 2004

At the risk of stating the obvious, my advice, always, is to go and see your family GP if you have ANY health related questions.
The question raised here is no less serious than any other and most GPs will be happy to discuss this with you in an informed and professional way.
G xx

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12 Oct 2004

LOL (!)
No trace of an obsession there then....!
lol

G xx

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12 Oct 2004

Fascinating replies! Whilst I love the Connery Bond and I enjoyed the Moore Bond, I too have to vote for Timothy Dalton. I believe that his Bond was sadly underratred - the script and story went a bit AWOL with License to Kill (more like a Bruce Willis vehicle than a Bond movie, but there you go...). There was a visceral edge to that version of the character that echoed the books and somehow seemed to be lacking in the others, even Connery (who, nevertheless, still remains the archetypal Bond).
I like the Brosnan Bond but it all just seems a little formulaic these days. Fun, I admit but still very formulaic. Anyway, isn't he just an older Remmington Steele...?!
G.

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12 Oct 2004

I wasn't online so missed this last night.
Life doesn't get more testing than this.
I wish ALL of you my very best,
G xx

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12 Oct 2004

Erm...
occaisionally...?!
cool

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10 Oct 2004

Ice - that bloody well IS cheating, damn you!! I've a good mind to lodge a complaint with the officials!! evil

I admit that I am originally a Northerner... but I'm now stuck in the South, dammit!
Can I be an honorary adoptee? Please? Pretty please...?! sad

G xx

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