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All the usual 'missing' bits! :sad:
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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 68
Straight Female, 68
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Orgasminator
Quote by kentswingers777
Bloody costs a fortune to fill this up.
Mine costs £92 (just got back from the service stn)for a full tank (not a 911 but similar). Peddle-to-the-metal and it struggles to get 9mpg....:crazy:
Orgasminator
Quote by Kaznkev
Does anyone know if there are significantly higher costs involved in transportation ect to rural petrol stations?
Or is it as ben says just supply and demand?
It's based on distance from the nearest refinery or distribution depot.
Orgasminator
Quote by tyracer
i was waiting for the oil baron of hampshire to arrive
:haha:
Orgasminator
All oil products are traded in $US and subject to currency fluctuations.
Oil products are made from a ‘blend’ of different crude’s (North Sea/Saudi/Nigerian/US/Oil Sands etc. The exact mix differs during the year – refineries produce more Heating Oil during the Autumn, Spring, more unleaded and avgas (ready for the summer rush) etc.
Costs are the purchase of the crude, transportation to a refinery, storage of the crude, the refining cost, storage of the refined products, distribution (UK national pipeline), storage at a distribution terminal, road tanker delivery to the retail point.
The UK taxes, Block exploration licence, Production tax on North Sea Crude, Petroleum Excise Duty, VAT (note that VAT is also charged on the PED – the UK is the only country to charge a tax on a tax).
Type of petrol station:
Supermarket – fuel is usually purchased by Supermarket groups on the Rotterdam Spot Market (wholesale fuel that is over produced by refineries)
Oil Company owned/operated – The larger roadside service stations with a throughput inexcess of 3 million gallons per year.
Oil Company owned/franchise operated – Mid-sized Service Stations usually between 2-3 million gallons per year.
National/Regional chain – fuel purchase from the oil majors and sold under the ‘brand name’ (Shell/BP etc) or rebranded (Pace / Anglo / BFL etc)
Independent Retailer – smaller sites owned and operated by an independent retailer usually retailing the fuel of a national brands on a 2 year ‘contract’. Usually the most expensive place to buy fuel other than a Motorway Services.
Measures:
When comparing UK and US gallons – A US gallon is ltrs, the UK gallon is ltrs. (@62 degrees F/ degrees C)
Tips – always buy fuel in the coolest part of the day – the volume increases - buying in the heat reduces volume per dispensed ltr)
Check for best local prices before filling (also has an i-phone app - handy for the regular traveller)
Get rid of the GXR and get:-
or a << yes please :thumbup:
A ‘Given’ – fuel will only get more expensive as stocks deplete and green pressures increase.
Oil products are made from a ‘blend’ of different crude’s (North Sea/Saudi/Nigerian/US/Oil Sands etc. The exact mix differs during the year – refineries produce more Heating Oil during the Autumn, Spring, more unleaded and avgas (ready for the summer rush) etc.
Costs are the purchase of the crude, transportation to a refinery, storage of the crude, the refining cost, storage of the refined products, distribution (UK national pipeline), storage at a distribution terminal, road tanker delivery to the retail point.
The UK taxes, Block exploration licence, Production tax on North Sea Crude, Petroleum Excise Duty, VAT (note that VAT is also charged on the PED – the UK is the only country to charge a tax on a tax).
Type of petrol station:
Supermarket – fuel is usually purchased by Supermarket groups on the Rotterdam Spot Market (wholesale fuel that is over produced by refineries)
Oil Company owned/operated – The larger roadside service stations with a throughput inexcess of 3 million gallons per year.
Oil Company owned/franchise operated – Mid-sized Service Stations usually between 2-3 million gallons per year.
National/Regional chain – fuel purchase from the oil majors and sold under the ‘brand name’ (Shell/BP etc) or rebranded (Pace / Anglo / BFL etc)
Independent Retailer – smaller sites owned and operated by an independent retailer usually retailing the fuel of a national brands on a 2 year ‘contract’. Usually the most expensive place to buy fuel other than a Motorway Services.
Measures:
When comparing UK and US gallons – A US gallon is ltrs, the UK gallon is ltrs. (@62 degrees F/ degrees C)
Tips – always buy fuel in the coolest part of the day – the volume increases - buying in the heat reduces volume per dispensed ltr)
Check for best local prices before filling (also has an i-phone app - handy for the regular traveller)
Get rid of the GXR and get:-
or a << yes please :thumbup:
A ‘Given’ – fuel will only get more expensive as stocks deplete and green pressures increase.
Orgasminator
Quote by Bluefish2009
I am no use what so ever, but having just perved your profile pics, I do hope your recover you others :sad:
We have an external hard drive where we back up our pictures and anything important on a regular basis
ah - but who backs up the backup drive??? Anything super important we always backup to a CD...
Orgasminator
Yes, we've been on a number of occassions.
We've held a few socials there in the past.
The rooms are very nice with the exception of the smallest room which is really 'pokey'.
Standards are 'high' (but not as high as when it first opened).
Food is OK but go into town to eat - far cheaper and better can be found.
Recommends - The Spotted Cow which is excellent)
We found the owner to be a bit hit & miss at times - one miunte very accomodating, next a Basil Fawlty.
We give it 8/10 on a good day - 5/10 on a bad.
We've held a few socials there in the past.
The rooms are very nice with the exception of the smallest room which is really 'pokey'.
Standards are 'high' (but not as high as when it first opened).
Food is OK but go into town to eat - far cheaper and better can be found.
Recommends - The Spotted Cow which is excellent)
We found the owner to be a bit hit & miss at times - one miunte very accomodating, next a Basil Fawlty.
We give it 8/10 on a good day - 5/10 on a bad.
Orgasminator
After reading the thread Men looking after themselves.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/310006.html
and watching tonight's How to look good naked, there was a segment on male make-up:-
The Question is - What do you have in your manbag?
In mine:-
Portable sand-blaster.
Mixed grades of sandpaper.
Craggy Island rock filler (industrial strength).
Extra strength Brut.
Pruning Shears (for the eyebrows)
Brown Paper bag (for when all else fails).
Super glue (just incase anything falls off at my age).
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/310006.html
and watching tonight's How to look good naked, there was a segment on male make-up:-
The Question is - What do you have in your manbag?
In mine:-
Portable sand-blaster.
Mixed grades of sandpaper.
Craggy Island rock filler (industrial strength).
Extra strength Brut.
Pruning Shears (for the eyebrows)
Brown Paper bag (for when all else fails).
Super glue (just incase anything falls off at my age).
Orgasminator
Quote by Funlovers2009
Another boring day of interviewing today but that's it, all done ... tomorrow, a trip to Sheffield ffs!!
give me the interviewing everytime!
Orgasminator
Oooh – wants to join a ‘clique’ (feels I might be missing out on some new sexual depravity. Comes with condoms or not as the case maybe).
Is there a ‘clique’ group where one can find out more about the etiquette of cliquing…?
:giggle:
Is there a ‘clique’ group where one can find out more about the etiquette of cliquing…?
:giggle:
Orgasminator
Location - on an island, far, far away with a beach on the southern shore and a cliff on the northern.
Weather has to be a constant 26-28 degrees all year.
The house - modern, minimum of 10 bedrooms each en-suite with spa baths and wet-room power showers, large panaramic living room, huge kitchen, wine cellar.
All mod cons and boys-toys.
Weather has to be a constant 26-28 degrees all year.
The house - modern, minimum of 10 bedrooms each en-suite with spa baths and wet-room power showers, large panaramic living room, huge kitchen, wine cellar.
All mod cons and boys-toys.
Orgasminator
We've all seen them in the Chatroom / Mail / Forum Posts, those classic lines that make us laugh/cringe so this thread is the place to record them for posterity!
There must be hundreds - so start posing them and we can all have a giggle/cringe.
There must be hundreds - so start posing them and we can all have a giggle/cringe.
Orgasminator
Someone pass Atom the 'lippy' :evil2:
Next we'll have Men's Make-up bags...:crazy:
I'll stick with a quick rub down with a bar of lard once a week.... :smile2:
Next we'll have Men's Make-up bags...:crazy:
I'll stick with a quick rub down with a bar of lard once a week.... :smile2:
Orgasminator
Quote by lizbiandpaul
we broke a golden rule,
And the moral of the day:-
Golden Rule No.1 is, never break Golden Rules.. :doh:
Orgasminator
Quote by mrs-bmw
I soooooo want to come to one of your parties, all of that sounds fab to me :smitten:
I love all of those ingredientshwoar:
Anytime Mrs-BMW :thrilled:
Orgasminator
Piggy Back Potatoes – small new potatoes cooked then wrapped in pancetta and oven baked.
Chorizo and king prawn mini skewers with a honey & chilli glaze.
Mini spiced crab cakes with pineapple salsa.
Basil marinated Mozzarella and Cherry Tomato skewers.
Feta cheese, Olive and Fennel skewers.
Smoked Salmon on Melba Toast with a dill mayonnaise.
Little Gem Lettuce leaves stuffed with spicy pork mince filling.
Mini Baked Potatoes
Chorizo and king prawn mini skewers with a honey & chilli glaze.
Mini spiced crab cakes with pineapple salsa.
Basil marinated Mozzarella and Cherry Tomato skewers.
Feta cheese, Olive and Fennel skewers.
Smoked Salmon on Melba Toast with a dill mayonnaise.
Little Gem Lettuce leaves stuffed with spicy pork mince filling.
Mini Baked Potatoes
Orgasminator
Working here as well but the search returns photo's rather than the profile avatar.....
Orgasminator
Quote by Dirtygirly
Maybe the party host could put a small bin and bin liner in each play room for such items!
Thats what we do .... and still no charge!!
:lol:
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Quote by I_am_joy
I often read the forums but seldom post, often due to the fact that others are often more eloquent at replying than myself. However I would have thought that as with a good conversation a forum thread is subject to change and diversification especially with so many participants. For me thats what often makes them so interesting to read. I soon loose interest as many do once the general bitching and moaning starts.
Eloquently put - and well said. :thumbup:
Orgasminator
Quote by Mr-Powers
We have been throwing regular house parties for over 2 years now and have had some pretty good feedback, but one or two people have made some very startling observations. For instance one couple wrote back to us saying that "there were far too many naked people at your party". While another couple commented that "you can't have a swingers party without showing porn". Now I know we can’t please all of the people all of the time but these comments strike me as verging on the ridiculous.
I’m wondering how many other ridiculous comments or observations people have seen or heard
Do you charge for your parties?
We never charge for our parties.
Which is probably why I'm poor. :lol: Orgasminator
Quote by vampanya
Would saying that the curtains dont match the carpets be a ridiculous observation??
OMG!!! Mrs Gu would be mortified......:giggle:
Orgasminator
It's always a sad moment to lose someone from the SH community, even a 'temporary' loss.
We hope that you will return in the fullness of time and continue your posting.
We also wish J all the very best for a successful op and that she returns with you even more committed in the future. :thumbup:
Very best wishes to you both...
We will now go raise a glass or two in the Cocktail Lounge Thread with Will and re-read some of your classic old posts...
We hope that you will return in the fullness of time and continue your posting.
We also wish J all the very best for a successful op and that she returns with you even more committed in the future. :thumbup:
Very best wishes to you both...
We will now go raise a glass or two in the Cocktail Lounge Thread with Will and re-read some of your classic old posts...
Orgasminator
Ditto Island
Plus:-
Not enough single guys...(we invite plenty but 90% never arrive)
Not enough bi-fems.....
Too many people who don't want to play.....
The list is almost endless...
Plus:-
Not enough single guys...(we invite plenty but 90% never arrive)
Not enough bi-fems.....
Too many people who don't want to play.....
The list is almost endless...
Orgasminator
Next you'll be watching Gok and How to Look Good Naked!!!
It's a slippery slope.......................
Have you tried vertical stripes yet??
It's a slippery slope.......................
Have you tried vertical stripes yet??
Orgasminator
OMG!!!!
I've just had a mail from the Search Engine.........
IT WORKS!!!
:thumbup:
I've just had a mail from the Search Engine.........
IT WORKS!!!
:thumbup:
