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H__x
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 58
UK

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Afterall, what does it matter how many posts people have made?
H.x
I have a wifi connection to a BT vouyager router, at any one time there may be up to 5 pc's using the connection (adsl via BT, 512k). Most of the time my signal stregnth is low or very low. Would investing in a better router improve my connection, if so what should I look out for?
Sorry for minor hi-jack.
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Is there any way to pre-order workman of a certain ilk? I've lived in my current house for 7 years, had 2 extensions built, a new boiler, umpteen deliveries and not one guy I'd have jumped on. I had a new electricity meter installed yesterday, the guy looked like Ichabod Crane's sickly brother. A new hall carpet put down last month, the guy spent half the time hacking his lungs up and the other half rolling ciggies - I even checked the back of his van for an oxygen tank. The only time I've thought 'Cwaor' was when a guy had taken the wrong turning and was looking for a trout farm, I just stood there going blerblerbler, by the time my brain had sorted itself out to ask if he'd like to come in and look at a map he'd buggered off, I doubt I'd have had the guts to do anything anyway. Tan, can you buy your confidence mail order? And if so, what are the delivery guys like biggrin
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I've never really felt like I belong here, it doesn't stop me coming back though.
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Quote by noladreams30
to H-x
I've fancied you for sooooo long now, how I wish things were different.
:inlove:

Ooooo what things? what different? But nice to know care in the community allows internet access, poor misguided fool biggrin
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Ok now I do think I'm going crackers cos it never went anywhere on mine, t'was there all the time.
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Quote by Freckledbird
Hey, that could be a good ploy to stop the 'But why don't you want to meet me?' mails, just tell 'em you're dead biggrin

Or an auto-response for winks? lol
Fab idea!
"Forget it mate, she's karked it."
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Quote by anais
Oooo Have a good time H-x, I've just got back from one...had a brill time. Would love to do the Tribe of Doris one next month but think it might have to be next year now instead! smile

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Thanks, I'm just hoping this rain packs in before the weekend, otherwise they'll have to re-name it the Big Mud Pool instaed of the Big Chill biggrin
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I keep my marble in an empty Golden Syrup tin in the attic for safe kieeping.
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Although it can't be empty if it contains marbles......ok it's empty of Golden Syrup. I blame the heat.
'Girly bits' biggrin no I don't think they're attractive, I definately don't think mine is (are/is? FB help me out here).
'Boy bits' some can be pig ugly and some can be glorious. Not so much in photos, but in person, when you know that you're the reason it's that hard and that big, wow - there's nothing prettier.
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I wouldn't be able to shag someone purely on looks, they'd have to have the personality to push my buttons too but at the same time I couldn't have sex with someone whose personality was fab but did nothing for me physically. I'm just too darn fussy - maybe that's why I don't have sex very often lol
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I'm off to my fifth festival of the summer! If I go abroad it tends to be in the winter when it's really shitty here.
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Blimey! Some of you are organised, I don't even know where the deeds to my house are, let alone written a will.
I met a guy for a drink last year and wondered at the time if he still with us - the conversation definately had rigamortis.
But can you imagine writing to someone, 'Hey sexy, how's about it?' only to get the reply that they'd died! Hey, that could be a good ploy to stop the 'But why don't you want to meet me?' mails, just tell 'em you're dead biggrin
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David Essex. I met him once at a signing, my late hubby got him to say 'It's a proto-type' cos when he said it in 'Silver Dream Racer' I used to go all wobbly. He must have thought we were both barking, but he was such a lovely man, he said it and gave me such a smile.......and those eyes............................
I think I need a lie down.
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Quote by venus68
I believe there are already 2 predominantly black groups in the Midlands that already formed. Nothing new about it here I'm afraid. A bit like re-inventing the wheel from where I'm standing. lol
I am still yet to find a predominantly white group of the type though, which might be a new angle.

I was thinking of relocating there anyway..............
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Ok, I was in tthe shower and my mind was wondering - I was thinking about my facebook account and what would happen to it if something happened to me (not in a morbid way, just a 'oh yeah, it'd still be there' kind of way). And this got me to thinking about other profiles and how many of them on the internet are still there from someone's demise. Afterall, you wouldn't put in your will, my facebook log on is such-and-such, please deleat it, would you?
I know there are lots of people on here whose partner has no knowledge of their involvement, so if something were to happen to them, who'd know to cancel it?
So, and this is meant as a lighthearted thread, although re-reading it does sound rather macabre biggrin what percentage of SH members d'you think aren't actually with us?
May the stiffy jokes ensue.
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I don't really class myself as a swinger, really. I'm not brave enough to do it on my own and my relationship is complicated so swinging is a very rare occurance.
I never see a green light from people I fancy, I automatically assume they're not interested, I do sometimes see interest from people I don't fancy but then feel guilty for not having reciprical feelings.
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Thongs for me with an occassional interlude into small brazilians. I find anything more than that uncomfortable to wear. As for guys, Calvin Klein's every time, especially if they have nice thighs, makes me go all wibbly at the thought..... biggrin
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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/56781.html
Hope that helps.
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Quote by keeno
No I don't think you're misunderstanding. I think the point is that the mind is an errogenous zone. If the mind is stimulated and aroused you will not be physically attracted to them.

Hmm, maybe I'm just greedy, I have to have both - I can't have sex with someone who only stimulates my mind - the rest of me likes to join in too biggrin
Quote by SteveClarke
Yup - intelligent, imaginative and downright filthy! Sadly a rare combination sad

Howdy stranger. Well I'm imaginative and I could really use a shower, how's that? :D
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To the people who've said personality is more important, does this mean you can have sex with someone you're not physically attracted to or am I missunderstanding?
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I definately have a type - my life would be so much easier if I didn't, and unfortunately it would seem my type rarely have me as their type - ho hum.
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spankwire's not bad either.
I find I can only watch porn once or twice before it stops 'working' for me, I much prefer the ametuer ones, the fake ooing and ahing and plastic people in most porn is a turn off more than a turn on.
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My Dad looks like Roger Moore, feels quite incestuous to think of him in any kind of sexual way.
But Mr Brosnan can shake or stir me any time he likes.
The wife beater thing has put me off Sean, although before I knew about it he was my fav.
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