PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF
YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AND RETURN IT TO THE FRIEND WHO SENT
IT TO YOU! It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious
gynaecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when
dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the
Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever
touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make
sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to
picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware
that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve
all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in
their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
Send this to all the bright women you know and make
their day!!!!!

Quote by Mark
Ummm... oui, je pense que Fred est excellent aussi, ainsi quand les choses sont un plus calme (??? :eek puis nous serons heureux de vous revoir.
A bientot
Mark xmwauh xmwauh xmwauh xmwauh

Quote by steve blueboy
i think jags that sophie would have contributed enough in the night so dont think
its very fair to ask her for money towards a room when you think about all the pleasure
she would be giving in the night.
pity im not in the age bracket would have love to have been there and paid my way