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Sex God

11 Jun 2007

Quote by HarryJones

I remember once driving out to a dogging site about 6pm one evening to eat a battered sausage and chips and even with the light on so people could clearly see what I was doing of I still had one bloke wanking for me talk about being put off your dinner :!:

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Mal, Sweety, it's nice to see they haven't pensioned you off! lol

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Sarah, a trip to Rios is on the cards soon I'm sure.
It's great to see so many old faces. I won'r ask about the fate of some except... where's the Sarge???
Back to topic.
We have been really busy this last year so playing has been low on the agenda. And going to ad hoc dogging spots must be a year before that. I couldn't believe how busy it was, or how people seemed to have lost all fear of the coppers given the main road was only 50 yards or so away from the car park. It scared the living **** out of me and I've done some things that make most folks go cross-eyed! :twisted:
As Hosty says, I think we'll stick to our old and very private spots with invited guests. Much better!
Hxx

Sex God

11 Jun 2007

It'd been a while since I last went Dogging, so when some friends recommended a site near Aylesford, Kent, I thought I'd give it a go.
My, how doggers have changed!
We drew into the v. small car park - which didn't make me feel too safe in the first place - and within seconds the car was swamped with about 12 single guys. We weren't displaying, and didn't have our lights on, but even so these guys thought it was okay to stand within six inches of my window staring in at me like a Zombie movie.
There must have been around 25 single blokes in total just wondering around without the first clue of how to behave. Needless to say it was my shortest dogging trip to date.
So, was I just unfortunate or have doggers lost any kind of knowledge of the way things are done?
Hxx

Sex God

24 Apr 2007

There is a thriving market in larger lingerie fuelled by the transvestite community. A quick Google should lead you to plenty of options. I get some ace stuff from America, but be prepared to pay a premium.
Hxx

Sex God

19 Nov 2005

Mark, Helen...
You are the most genuine folks among a whole world of first class people. I can utterly understand your decision to move on and I applaud the fact you stayed with it thus far.
It won't be quite the same now as you are a tough act to follow.
One thing I would like to remind you is that for lots of us, you have quite simply changed the course of our lives. Couples have been linked, marriages created, and babies born...
Have a glass of well earned bubbly and don't be a stranger!
:cheers:
Heather and Terry... (Married for six weeks now - all due to you!)

Sex God

19 Nov 2005

Owww!!! You guys are making me fill up! :cry: redface

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surprised

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Be prepared for months and months of bus driver jokes, I'm afraid.... Did you hear the EEC have issued a new directive that the letters " B-U-S S-T-O-P" are now to be pronounced "Car park"? Actually, this is not a joke as many car drivers will tell you. wink

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Erm... My avatar may well say "Moderator" but I have none of the powers that I once had. I can honestly say I'm not surprised the Black Dalek may have chosen to remove them - It's not like I've been very active recently. sad

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Now.... back to my Gangbang! :bounce:

Sex God

18 Nov 2005

Ow!!

redface

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It's nice to know people still remember me! :bounce:
I'd ask for all the gossip, but knowing this place it would take too long. :doh:
Yes, Kit, they ARE double deckers! :twisted: And for anyone thinking of a similar career move, I can highly recommend it as for the first time in over three years I don't panicking myself to death when the gas bill drops on the door matt.
So.....
Has anyone shagged this Elliot dude ????? dunno

dunno

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Sex God

18 Nov 2005

Well, you turn your back to two minutes..... dunno

dunno

I would like to say hi to all old faces, and new... biggrin

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To all of those of you who had been wondering what happened to me, let me first say I'm well and greatly enjoying married life. I now have a new career, though, which keeps me away from the internet for long periods of time - I am a BUS DRIVER!!!! :twisted: Whcch does mean I get to play with some mighty big toys indeed!
I see we have a new lot of site owners :shock: :shock: and I do hope this doesn't mean a change in ethos???
I also note that I have been 'unmoddied' which was something of a surprise, but hey.... NO MORE COMPLAINTS TO DEAL WITH... lol

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Well, back to the good old No. 68.
Hope to drop by soon..
Hxxxxx

Sex God

28 Dec 2004

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I can't wait.... :bounce: :bounce:
Haven't been out for so long.... sad

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Sex God

3 Dec 2004

I think you have to gather ALL the facts before making any kind of decision. Try a Google search - that usually does the trick. wink

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I've never considered doing that and I'm far too old now. rolleyes

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Sex God

3 Dec 2004

I can't come!! sad

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Thanks to a certain low cost supermarket's own brand of Bubble Bath, I have developed what is best described as a 'rash'.
:( :( :(
Sorry guys, but the last thing I can face right now is disrobbing in front of gazzilions of strangers looking like a pile of Frey Bentos. redface

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surprised

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Hxx

Sex God

30 Nov 2004

Hiya guys! wave

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Just a brief note to remind you all I'm alive... just! rolleyes

rolleyes

As Christmas approaches i'm getting busier and busier. Work has shifted into over drive and the kids are driving me nuts.
You won't see me around much until New Years and I'm missing out on all the juicy gossip. It's great to see Neilinleeds back from his jaunt but I've probably missed dozens of similar sojourns.
If any of you feel bored, do drop me a line with the best bits. :twisted:
Ta
Hxxx

Sex God

29 Nov 2004

Do you live near a Debenhams?
If so, chuck the problem to the Personal Shopper who will sort it all out for you. There is no extra charge and if you don't like what they suggest, you don't have to buy them.
Plug for my employer over.... biggrin

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Sex God

25 Nov 2004

confused

Personally, I don't like to be stuffed in any kind of box.... not that you'd find one easy to fit me. lol

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I find the idea of any kind of segregation unattractive. At this level - the public forum level - the one thing that unites us is our lifestyle. 'We' have plenty of barriers against us whether it be fending off the religious zealots, the "If you swing you can't be in love" brigade, the Marj Proops' who reckon we will all wake up to find bits have rotted and fallen off in the middle of the night.... Once we have struck up offlist conversations or arranged meets, THEN is the time to start finding out if the other person is attracted to us and vice versa..
And I'd just like to say some of my best pals from this site I couldn't fancy even if they came with Nectar points. And I'm sure some of you guys feel the same about me... that doesn't stop you being thoroughly good guys who a lady is prevelidged to get slaughtered with.
I won't be going anywhere near a BBW site because I know I am gauranteed to bump into a freak who will try to use my weight to control me.
Hxx biggrin

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Sex God

19 Nov 2004

It's a one size fits all ban, I'm afraid, D...
We haven't the time or resources to go check for consent and copyright clearance on anyones ads. Any pics you use must be of you and on one else.

Sex God

19 Nov 2004

... and if you DO get that pic down to size, make sure it features only YOU and not your guests or you may find yourself on the wrong end of a ban. wink

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Sex God

15 Nov 2004

Well, I never would have believed Sarge would have trouble pulling it off... :shock:

Sex God

14 Nov 2004

Ah, you guys are brilliant!
:inlove: :rose: :bounce: :bounce:
Lets synchronise lurve rays and send out a big hug to all those sad people out there....
:happy: :happy: :happy:

Sex God

14 Nov 2004

Ladies and Gents!
I want to start a luuurrrvvveeee thread! biggrin

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Here goes.... ahem!
I fucking love you guys! No, I really mean it!
You guys are the best pals I've ever had. sad

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:D You are the stars in my sky, and the wind in my sails... :( :( :D
Cheers! :cheers: drinkies

drinkies

Sex God

14 Nov 2004

And here's mine....
Your Type is
INTP
Introverted Intuitive Thinking Perceiving
Strength of the preferences %
56 11 11 33
You are:
moderately expressed introvert
slightly expressed intuitive personality
slightly expressed thinking personality
moderately expressed perceiving personality
Now WTF does it mean...? dunno

dunno

And should I buy any long playing records? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Sex God

13 Nov 2004

You are always going to have situations where one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. Personally, I don't keep so many tabs on international affairs as I should. But the effect this has is that sometimes it catches up on me and I get some surprises...
A few years back I remember the case of an African politician who was universally proclaimed as one of the biggest stablising forces in that part of the world and was regularly giving talks at the U.N. Now, he's in line for trial for crimes against peace.
dunno

dunno

Sex God

13 Nov 2004

It's all done with mirrors, you know.... lol

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Sex God

13 Nov 2004

Good on ya, Neil biggrin

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What class.... kiss

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Account so deactivated. smile

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Sex God

13 Nov 2004

I remember having a panic attack when I turned 30. All the pressure from press and society says that when a woman turns 30 she has to mature into some confident aluring sex siren - and I felt like shit! rolleyes

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I am still aware of the boxes society tries to stick me in, but there is a big difference now - I couldn't give a stuff! :P
I am 40 next April (the 2nd for those that want to send me a card. biggrin

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). I am having more fun than I have in my entire life. I eat jelly and chocolate til it comes out of my ears. I feed ducks with my boyfriend every week, which we've named things like 'Beaky', 'Hopalong' and 'Hector'. And I see no point whatsoever in being 'grown-up'. My final words will be "That was fun!"
When I am 40 I shall have a party in McDonalds and everyone attending will have to wear silly hats... and we may even have a game of pass the parcel! :D
Hxx

Sex God

11 Nov 2004

Well he's got to have SOME redeeming features... lol

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Sex God

11 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
ice pie? can you tell us single blokes how you actually contrived an invite from a girlie please, just for future ref?
n x x x :P

I started a rumour that I am really Robbie Williams and that the stories about my willy are true
Do Fingerbobs have willies..? dunno

dunno

Sex God

11 Nov 2004

FFS!
Don't DO that! I thought "here we go, another Flounce..."... :crazy:
Have some Horlicks for me, pet... biggrin

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Sex God

11 Nov 2004

Quote by layzeedean
sit on the fence misses,...wots he dun so bad??? its onlee words

Try telling that one to Clare_Lincs... wink

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Sex God

11 Nov 2004

When she's sitting on you, get her to raise her knees up then move her calfs forward so her legs straighten out and her ankles are laying either side of your head. Then get her to lay back while you hold hands and pull each other in a rocking motion.
That one is REALLY rude! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Sex God

10 Nov 2004

Gooners
You've been here a week and to my knowledge have had at least one run in. That's not bad going.
Go if you like - I have no opinion ... dunno

dunno

Sex God

10 Nov 2004

Do you know, when I saw the subject title of this threa, I automatically assumed you were refering to the battery operated kind.
HELP! I need to get away from here...!