Quote by Sarah
A roll of Black PVC bondage tape!
I recently discovered pink tape after some very naughty people tied me to a chair with it - got to get me some of that :rascal:
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Quote by Mallock2006
Whats in those drinks:
Quote by Bumpkin
Thats quite nice actually. Its got honey in it and named after the movement bees do to communicate where to find the nectar. As for other beer names, we should get Harry Jones a shout, he must know some real good ones.
But give him at least 5 hours notice - he's always late
Quote by Drewxcore
I went a very strange colour, stared at the bar maid for a second and said *can i have tia maria and coke please* i drank it very quickly and we left...i couldve just said *how about it then?* but i wasnt that drunk
Well if you didn't get slapped or chucked out, I'd say you're onto a winner there
Quote by Drewxcore
Theres a bar near me that sells drinks with brilliantly rude names. One night i walked up to the bar and said to the barmaid *right i'd like a lap dance, a blowjob and a fuck against the bar*.....my friend then turned to me and said
*andrew, were in the wrong bar*
So did you get:
a) a slap
b) thrown out
c) her phone number
Quote by Jags
Can I do a confession in advance of doing the deed??
I'm going to delete all twatty posts this weekend... especially those which try to hijack (in a twatty way) every good thread on this site.
:bounce:
Quote by Jags
NOW... if you offer me redemption I can go sin with impunity!
Consider yourself redeemed! just say a few "Hail HLBs" and it'll all be fine :giggle:
:lol2:
I haven't read all of this, but from what I've read on the last few posts I'm guessing it's going round in circles.
So
Acceptable dress - nothing that would/could be deemed over the top in a vanilla pub. e.g. If you want to go out with no knickers on thats fine, just make sure your skirts long enough to not everyone else has to know.
Acceptable Conduct - As above. If the person you're flirting with fancies a bit of a snog - fine. If it's hands up skirts/down tops, sexual acts get a room.
I can understand newbies feeling uncomfortable coming forward and reporting poor behaviour, so I think we should all play a part in keeping the organiser/door staff informed of unacceptable behaviour.
But hopefully we can try and encourage newer members to come forward - maybe using the hand holders as a point of reference
I think a warning in the 1st instance is fine, but if the people carry on with any unacceptable behaviour, they should be shown the door.
I also think the names should be passed to the mods and if they start to see a pattern forming then the people concerned should be banned from attending munches.
That's my 2 pence worth.
So
Acceptable dress - nothing that would/could be deemed over the top in a vanilla pub. e.g. If you want to go out with no knickers on thats fine, just make sure your skirts long enough to not everyone else has to know.
Acceptable Conduct - As above. If the person you're flirting with fancies a bit of a snog - fine. If it's hands up skirts/down tops, sexual acts get a room.
I can understand newbies feeling uncomfortable coming forward and reporting poor behaviour, so I think we should all play a part in keeping the organiser/door staff informed of unacceptable behaviour.
But hopefully we can try and encourage newer members to come forward - maybe using the hand holders as a point of reference
I think a warning in the 1st instance is fine, but if the people carry on with any unacceptable behaviour, they should be shown the door.
I also think the names should be passed to the mods and if they start to see a pattern forming then the people concerned should be banned from attending munches.
That's my 2 pence worth.
Quote by 36openminded
BUT...
* I found myself greeting people coldly (not saying a lot and being stand offish) - that's shyness for you, I guess (but I still felt bad about that). Met, briefy, some very interesting people; would have loved to talked longer and got to know them more.
x
36It was nice to meet both you and Hungry pussy on Saturday.
For what it's worth,I didn't think you were stand offish at all - you were just experiencing something for the first time that can be quite overwhelming.
I'm sure we've all been in a situation at 1 time or another when we're surrounded by people we don't know e.g. Starting a new job.
And I'm sure most people are a bit quieter than usual in this position.
I'm glad you both enjoyed it and I'll make sure I come over and say hi at Wigan :thumbup:
The closest I think we had was Darkfire's birthday Munch last year.
The theme was "Decadence & Debauchery". Everyone dressed up. We didn't have a sit down meal,but Darkfire went to a lot of trouble with the buffet- including a chocolate fountain & fresh strawberry's.
There was also a medieval banquet evening.
I think there would be interest in something similar, but pre ordering food maybe a problem & no shows
The theme was "Decadence & Debauchery". Everyone dressed up. We didn't have a sit down meal,but Darkfire went to a lot of trouble with the buffet- including a chocolate fountain & fresh strawberry's.
There was also a medieval banquet evening.
I think there would be interest in something similar, but pre ordering food maybe a problem & no shows
Big thanks to Vicky for all her hard work. You did yourself proud as always. 
Thanks to Kaz for the badges - especially dammie's
DJs Ally & Carla & all the door hunks and bitches - great job :thumbup:
The pre munch drinks were good fun. Fektart, Celestria, Laird, LadyFeebee, Dirty Girl thanks for keeping me entertained
It was nice to see so many people again:
LilacGem - you really really need to get satnav
Sercher - you should've nicked Stuart's T-shirt.
Lilnphil - good to see you both, but phil for not booking a hotel
Mistress Sassy & Darkfire - thanks for the laughs this morning. It certainly woke me up a bit and I think we could provide a fab service
Roll on the next one :happy:
Thanks to Kaz for the badges - especially dammie's
DJs Ally & Carla & all the door hunks and bitches - great job :thumbup:
The pre munch drinks were good fun. Fektart, Celestria, Laird, LadyFeebee, Dirty Girl thanks for keeping me entertained
It was nice to see so many people again:
LilacGem - you really really need to get satnav
Sercher - you should've nicked Stuart's T-shirt.
Lilnphil - good to see you both, but
phil for not booking a hotelMistress Sassy & Darkfire - thanks for the laughs this morning. It certainly woke me up a bit and I think we could provide a fab service
Roll on the next one :happy:
Quote by fem_4_taboo
i also dont like the main forum page, it not so clear anymore which posts ive read etc.
fem
I'm glad I'm not the only one
I can't grasp when the folders are red and when they're yellow. There seems to be know pattern as to read or unread.
I'm not sure if it's meant to be random or if it's a bug in the system
Quote by Scandal
You're sooooooo f***ing fussy for a bloke
I know :smug:
I bet you have one of those big bunches of keys attached to your waist on a key ring?
Or how about a mobile phone in a clumsy case attached to your belt?
Stop it. You're putting strange ideas in my head and spoiling my fantasies of the Laird.In my mind he only ever wears a leather kilt
