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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Yep I do
Having met someone here who lived 3 streets away from me and used to go to school with my brother and another person I used to work with, I regularly do a search of people in my postcoe area to see if anyone I know pops up (so to speak lol)
Quote by Trixie_female
OO can I be an official slag too ? Please ? I would send u a cv, but that’s not the traditional slag way – thought I could just hide under ur desk and suck u off during a meeting. How about it ? lol
PS. Do u have any plans to prevent Bootleg slagging ???

Well the SLAG Boss has retired for the evening, but as I'm head of marketing and was instructed to recruit as many slags as I could, I'm sure your skills would be welcomed.
We could do with someone to monitor security to prevent bootleg slagging lol
pm on its way wink
Quote by sercher01
think you would look good with doenuts on your head ? rolleyes lol

Don't even go there.
You two are insane.
I know I'm a bit crazy sometimes, but there was no way in hell I was going to let you superglue 2 danish patries to my ears to turn me into Princess Leah :scared:
Quote by sercher01
so! any badges for the " we hate cats but we love pussy club" or what? wink

I'm sorry - at present I work full time for SLAGS
I couldn't possibly moonlight lol
Quote by Pete_sw
oooooh I'm the 1st male member :shock:
:bounce: can i have a badge thingy? huh? can i? oh go on :bounce:

Read you pms hun (the flashy things not working properly) :thumbup:
Quote by lilacgem
Ive learnt something new tonight too wink

Now you can't go saying things like that
Tell tell tell tell
In a nutshell:
If it's all white it means you've read the most recent post.
If there's a blue background then it means people have posted in the thread since you last viewed it.
Clicking on the little arrow will take you to the most recent page that you haven't view e.g. in a 60 page thread, if you last viewed it at page 57, the arrow will take you back to that page to save you looking around to find where you were last.
Hope that helps wink
Oooh Blade!!! Yep I like that. :twisted:
Quote by Gothic-punk
'But soft - what light from yonder window breaks?
Tis a zombie - and he's going to EAT YOUR FACE!'
Someone ought to give me several million pounds so I can make that movie - I have it all planned out and everything....

rotflmao rotflmaorotflmaorotflmao
Now that I would like to see :giggle:
Quote by mazandden
Does anyone like them???
We are watching 'Hostel' at the moment - it's horrendous! I've come on here to distract myself, but I still feel sick to the bone!
Den, on the other hand, appears to be loving it!
I'm still part glued to it - is that the appeal??? Some horrors I quite like, has anyone else seen hostel???
m xxx

I must admit, most horror films make me laugh because they are just soo far fetched and ridiculous.
This one did scare me a little in that the plot was more real - by that I mean that it's something that could happen rather than someting about vampires/werewolves etc.
and although some of the scenes were quite fake, the actual acts were quite real
wave Gothic-punk
The 1st post is always the biggest plunge for anyyone and yours was lovely :thumbup:
Hopefully, now you've taken the 1st step, we'll see more of you in future. I'll keep a lookout for your posts.
:welcome: to the forum kiss
Quote by dambuster
I heard that ! ! ! ! !
kiss

passionkiss Didn't see you there baby redface
Lilac quick - hide all your lycra & dressing up stuff while I distract him
Quote by se7endriver
Its surprising how many of my drivers return from tramping with tales of dogging and the like, o never knew so many hooker frequented truck parking areas too :shock:
I will ask them to keep an eye out for the 'dammiemobile' on their travels

Just like to point out that if you saw a female heading for the dammie truck wearing a short brown skirt, brown jacket hold ups and black stilletoes.....
I wasn't a prostitute lol
Quote by Argt05
Ok, i agree we do need to work on some things!!!
Now, go get a dictionary while i go get your tinny, and i want increased REMUNERATION from now on!!!

Good girl, not just a tinny holder are you! naughty D to suggest otherwise.
See with my help you can climb that Slag Ladder.
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by blonde
When its my turn................. I'd like Argt to draw me a bath and bring me a brandy & coke!
kiss thanks
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Brandy & Coke sounds good.
How about you and I get in the jacuzzi sam while we wait for Argt to bring our drinks over?
Quote by lilacgem
Im not in Liverpool but he's on his way to a services near me :bounce:

Just don't let him near you're dressing up box or you'll never get rid of him :giggle:
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Something I forgot to add, which I hope will impress and make my application successful.
Should I be permitted to join this exclusive club, I will volunteer my marketing skills
Just wanted to add that if you're posting on the forum you are a premium member.
If you can post on here then you can go in the chatroom and edit your profile.
btw The site was made a pay site in November 2005 so you've had one hell of a holiday wink
Quote by redwine_lover
Guinness Extra Cold please...pref with a shamrock on it......
RWL
xxxx

I'm sure Casey Jones is getting you one as we speak biggrin
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
We'll be there, but the pm from Huxley confused us somewhat, do you want a different email address from the SH pm address?
John & Shel

A sensible precaution. If the site is down or experiencing problems, Kaz will still have a way of sending out venue details.
Quote by Darkfire
.....just wrote a fookin blinder of a post...

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Add me to the list of Arg05's angel's located at slag central biggrin
Quote by mdr2000
Well its simple......
Advertising...... Asda tesco Marks etc all sell crap but they advertise the good stuff to get you in the door... Lets face it most of us fellas are no where near as attractive as the females.....
Also another school of thought here... As most of the browsers are men anyway why would we want to see other fellas...... (Ok Ok Couples seeking couples I mean lol) After contact however pics are often swapped but after being blinded by charm wit and pure lusty thoughts........ lol
Mike xx

So Darlfire's "baiting" theory is correct?
I agree totally with Mrs Kensington on this one. :thumbup:
Name: Darren Day
Username: Technicolour Dreamboat
Status: Engaged (yet again)
Looking for: Next engagement to be published in the News of the World
Activities: Dogging/ Outdoor sex (especially in the jungle)/Exhibisionism (i.e. publicity seeking
Profile Text: Looking for good looking females to be the love of my life. Someone I can say "I've never felt this way about anyone to" for a least 2 weeks.
Quote by earthchild
me too to be honest, lets face it the profile is the first place you look and if its only the female i dont bother any further personally
Earthy xx

I agree. Myself and dammie often look through the ads separately and then pm each other links to people we're interested in redface
If it's a couple's profile and there's only pics of the female, I don't even consider them
Quote by Dawnie
We meet as singles as well as a couple confused
I don't really want another fem to be in Ians private pictures and seeing me when it isn't necessary.
Exactly the same as Ian not wanting me showing single guys into my private pictures and seeing him unnecessarily.
If we have got talking to a couple, they get an invite into both of galleries or we can chat on cam dunno

Dawnie I think it's different when you have a profile each as they're you individual profiles. Like you siad, if you're planning to play as a couple, you can refer people to Ian's profile.
Quote by Darkfire
oooo the old 'using the fem as bait' issue :bounce: :bounce:
c'mon, you knew some cynical bitch would say it lol

Thought about it myself, but saw you were on line lol
For those playing "Spot the dambuster" here's an update:
1) He now has a big dambuster sign (complete with the elephant) in his front windscreen, which should make it easier to spot him.
2) He's stopped at Newark tonight and will be going to Lincoln tomorrow and then over to Liverpool .
3) Unfortunately for me he's got to stay in Liverpool Friday night and drop off in Bradford Saturday morning :cry:
Don't know if there's a bonus prize for spotting him on a Saturday, but I'm sure I can think of something :rascal:
And if anyone in the Liverpool area fancies keeping him company for a bit or offering a shower stop Friday night, I'm sure he'd appreciate it :thumbup: