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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by Dawnie
Nice label :rascal:

That's no way to talk about Mary Whitehouse :shock:
Show some respect woman :giggle:
Quote by Jags
Well, i have returned and I'll have to try and behave myself xx

Is that an apology?
lol
It sounded pretty good to me cool
Now are you two going to kiss and make up? dunno
Quote by Hungrypussy69
Can this thread not be locked cos it`s all getting abit heated?

Well something needs doing.
I can't feel the love in this thread. confused
Step away from the keyboard people
well it was worth a try :giggle:
Quote by Hungrypussy69
My "new mail" thing flashes all the time and my home page tells me permanently that there is 1 new mail but there is never a new mail a new mail does come in it lists it as always being that 1 more than there actually is. It`s always been like that since I joined a month ago.
A ghost message! confused

Have you used the ignore button yet to ignore anyone annoying?
I did this a while ago and the constant flashing turned out to be a pm from someone I added to the ignore list.
I had to
remove them from my ignore list
go back to my inbox
read the message
delete the message
then it stopped flashing
Don't know if it's the same problem or just another one of the freaky things happening tonight because of Noel's constant fiddling dunno
Quote by Jags
:cry: I dont get many, but those I do make me feel loved and wanted and a little less on the fringe of things around here..... that little red light is the highlight of my friggin day, and someone's stolen it :sad: I could miss that all important vital wanna shag pm, and then I'll not only be lonely, but a very unhappy little bunny too :cry:
Give it back, now mad I'm a woman on the edge here lol

You must have had it earlier??
lol
I think that's the problem Jags
Darkfire's not getting her pm's so she's not getting any :giggle:
Quote by Mallock2006
Marmalaid and Ieatlotsoftoast (a chatroom user.....Honest)

Are you serious or just winding me up? dunno
Quote by Dawnie
I've got no idea what I'm seeing half the time. I'm just posting random bollox when I don't get "This post topic does not exist" rotflmao

No change there then :giggle:
I've figured it out............
We're all stuck in the Timewarp :scared:
Time to take action :twisted:
Everyone get their stockings & suspenders on and get ready :shock:
:karaoke:
It's a jump to the left
:karaoke:
:giggle:
Sorry for starting a new thread.
I'd have replied to Shireen, but the thread keeps disappearing.
As does MrFC :shock:
In Edit:
Renamed in order to:
a) Embarrass St3v3 :giggle:
b) To mess with people's minds :twisted:
bolt
Just thought I'd resurrect this from the archives to ask an all important question......
Has Jags now dumped Cheeky Chimp & de_sade in favour of
Drewxcore? dunno
bolt
Quote by Jags
He did .....????
She did....??
He said ...???
She said ...??
Lock the thread ...???
Leave the thread alone ...???
He's a twat and needs banned ...??
He's just expressing deeply held views...??
She's an escort... ban her???
She's not and escort, she was reported maliciously...???
This bloke's got his telephone number in an ad ...?
This bloke didn't turn up for a meet, he's a timewaster - ban him...???
Thought email addresses weren't allowed on this site....???
Aren't you lot doing anything about this person....??
Huh, I paid a lot of money to join this site and am getting fuck all from it....??
Please add to the complaints above and pass them on. Keep the kettle boiling all the way to 2007! 36 pages, eh... only a short thread then, we can do better.
cool cool cool

:therethere:
And I bet that's only the half of it lol
I certainly don't envy your job kiss
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I've been around here a while now so maybe it's just my general ignorance. Is the Cafe just for any general chit chat or is it for swinging related chit chat? dunno

Quote by Shireen
Funnily enough I said the very same thing this morning :lol2:

kiss Shireen
Nice to know it's not just me redface
Quote by Shireen
At the minute I think people are a bit worried about posting new threads for fear of retribution dunno

I hope not. I don't think anyone should feel that way.
I've always felt the Mods are quite fair and even if a thread gets locked, as long as it was well meant and not malicious I don't see any retribution.
Having said that I haven't ever actually had a thread locked :smug:
But then that could be just a ploy to keep me out of the locked thread club :cry:
Quote by Medic_1
As this is not a post related to Swinging I would have thought that after 36 pages it would have been locked a long time ago.

I was going to start a new thread to ask this question, but then I though maybe the general ignorance thread is the perfect place for it - well in my case anyway. :doh:
Please don't misunderstand, I'm not having a dig here - I've quoted Phredd, but I've seen this a couple of times over the last few days and when I think back I often see people apologising at the start of a new thread if it's not swinging related
I've been around here a while now so maybe it's just my general ignorance. Is the Cafe just for any general chit chat or is it for swinging related chit chat? dunno
Again, I'm not posting this sarcastically, I'm asking a genuine question
wave Ste
:welcome: to the forums
When you've settled in, why don't you fill in the text area on your profile so we can read a bit more about you? :thumbup:
Hope you enjoy it here as much as I do wink
I think you're taking a bit of a risk.
Although you may like the idea of this guy joining you both, I think you and your wife should have a long talk before the party and discuss this.
If it all goes wrong and tells all your friends and family about your life style, could you cope with that?
I'd have a serious think & weigh up the pro's & cons
Quote by westerross
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I'm not sure I give a monkey's about the commercialism. They wouldn't market it if the market isn't there. So who are you gonna blame - the consumer or the provider? dunno
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I know Tune's right, but who on earth buys easter eggs in January? dunno
btw I like my eggs poached wink
Quote by mazandden
pecs and biceps galore on our profile, but have made it private to prevent HLB getting overexcited!!! wink

smackbottom
You are just sooo mean :cry:
Quote by Dave__Notts
I think Alex has confimed us biggrin
Dave_Notts

Do you need us to prepare instructions on how to get there now or do you think you might manage to find your way into Nottingham by yourselves? :giggle:
My name is HLB
I never used to hang baubles from my nipples until I met Dawnie redface
And I do believe it was Dawnie who introduced animated bouncing booby avatars to Swinging Heaven biggrin
Quote by davej
Will man boobs do cos I got fuck all else in the way of body definition

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Wasn't exactly what I had in mind, but well done for trying :therethere:
Quote by essex34m
it is all relative, a 5' 6 size 14 isnt going to be a great deal different in size than a 5' 8" size 16
and then certain clothes manufacturers have varying sizing policies, so what might be one size from one company, would be a different one from another
but im a bloke, which means i know sod all about it
its just an opinion
based on me knowing nowt

It might not make much difference between a woman of 5'6 & 5'8, but I think it would between a woman of lets say 5'0 and 5'8 innocent
Quote by Alexa
Are there ever munches or meets in northants??????? I live in hope!

Hiya Alexa
Haven't seen any, but there have been quite a few social events organised in Milton Keynes if that's any help dunno
Quote by de_sade
As I said before HLB it is going to take more than a pretty face to get me singing that particular ditty...
lol

I'm working on a plan here :rascal:
Quote by steve_j
Been tracking the big feller on for the past few hours.

Me too
I've been giving dammie 1/2 hourly reports on Santa's progress, which he's absolutely thrilled about redface