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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
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Quote by st3v3
1. Conditions on the Journalist appoaching us.
2. Guidelines for any members talking to the journalists
The last thing that we would want is gutter press type articles about SH, so we will be careful and if any of you have any suggestions for 1 or 2 above please feel free to pm me in case I miss something.


I take it the journalists and their previous work has been researched? dunno
Quote by jaymar
I was an 80's girl myself, would do it again in a flash! Madonna's 'true blue' 'borderline', George Michael's 'careless whisper' etc.,... out dancing with my flourescent socks, one pink one orange, matching coloured fingerless gloves and hair with a 'rat's tail'.... anyone else remember these? fab!
Love Mrs Jaymar xx

OMG major flashback to my teens
I had a collection of flourescent socks - Pink, yellow, orange & green :shock:
Quote by essex34m
its the word that you heard
its got groove its got meaning......

:karaoke:
is the time
is the place
is the motion
Quote by Kiss
The 90's I enjoyed in-between bouts of being a petulant teenager, I loved grunge and my hero was Kurt Cobain in the early 90's, then later I go into dance music.

I loved Nirvana and really like a lot of the music from that era e.g. Stone Roses.
It's the grunge fashion I hated. I was at college in the 90's. All horny and looking to meet sexy guys and they've all got great hair and are wearing hoody's. Not sexy :confused:
Quote by takingitslow
There's no point, who really cares about what swingers do. I think its got past the shock value stage. A friend of mine was at one of those public orgy things in London. He's a journalist and he doesn't care on jot, hes there to have fun.

In this instance the journalist is also a swinger so they're not likely to want to write a story.
Quote by takingitslow
I think the only time it gets press worthy is when its somebody really famous

I disagree. It's been a while since I bought a copy of the NOTW, but they used to have a story every other week about some "sordid goings on in a suburban cul de sac" with "acts not fit to be described in a family newspaper"
Quote by Mal
Tonights items are:-
2 large yellow sponges
foam bubble bath
plastic sheeting
hand cuffs leather
a roll of pvc tape
strawberries
melon
white wine
vodka
jelly
Have fun

Bugger! and there's me off out tonight!! :shock:
Good job - I don't think we'd be able to fit you in as well :shock:
Just been listening/watching a run down of number one's from the '80s on the telly and it was great to hear some of the brilliant tracks like "Tainted Love".
I loved the '80s - all that New Romantics stuff, but the downside has to be the big hair (Dawnie knows what I'm talking about), OTT make up & yuppies.
But then I started thinking about other era's:
'70s
Glam rock - Yes
Clothing that only looks flattering on stick insects - No
'90s
Sleek hair & ceramic straighteners - yes
Grunge - No
So I thought I'd ask the good people here what they like and dislike about different decades.
Quote by Sarah
Don't know
Want to come round and we can find out
lol

You think you could get all that in the bath andme?
No harm in trying I suppose lol
Quote by louise_and_joe
oohh
and choccy please

I always buy plenty of choccy. You know what i really want is one of those chocolate fountains. Oh the fun i could have with that. :twisted:
Louise xx
Oooh Darkfire got one of those at her Birthday munch with some strawberrys & marshmallows to go with it.
It was soooo yummy.
Quote by Sarah
Tonights items are:-
2 large yellow sponges
foam bubble bath
plastic sheeting
hand cuffs leather
a roll of pvc tape
strawberries
melon
white wine
vodka
jelly
Have fun

Will you get all that in the bath? confused
bolt
Quote by Freckledbird
Whenever dammie and I go food shopping and we get to the check out he always lines everything up in neat symmetrical lines and has items grouped together e.g.
Fruit & Veg
Meat
Frozen Foods
Toiletries
When he's not looking I mix them all up and know a few cans over redface

smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
Poor Dambuster!
That's very naughty! I try to do it all organised and Chris just chucks stuff on anywhere. He doesn't even wait until I'm not looking though confused :shock:
Maybe you should go shopping with dammie and I'll go with Chris biggrin
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
It may have been a dating site this time, but who's to say this isn't one of the journalists trying to get swingers to do a story.
I think this is a great example to back up Pololady's post in the other thread

They did swinging the week before and that was as crap as his article on no strings dating rolleyes
My point exactly :thumbup:
Quote by kobayashi69
You will have to give them to me in person tonight
redface

Sorry hun I'm not going to this event.
Just popped into the thread to say hi to Cock and wish everyone a good night
It may have been a dating sitethis time, but who's to say this isn't one of the journalists trying to get swingers to do a story.
I think this is a great example to back up Pololady's post in the other thread
Whenever dammie and I go food shopping and we get to the check out he always lines everything up in neat symmetrical lines and has items grouped together e.g.
Fruit & Veg
Meat
Frozen Foods
Toiletries
When he's not looking I mix them all up and know a few cans over redface
Quote by SteveClarke
Oooh, almost forgot. If you can afford a couple of days (or even a week) to shoot across to Cambodia and check out Angkor Wat, your trip will have been amazingly worthwhile.
While Shoogle is a great place for advice, more specific advice from people actually there at the moment can be found on The Thorntree, run by Lonely Planet. Seems to be down at the moment though sad

Just wanted to say thanks for the link Steve passionkiss
I will definitely be saving that one in my favourites :thumbup:
Quote by blueandpink
I will treat this as an interview, so here goes.
Curriculum Vitae
Name: Pink
Age: Old enough to know enough
Qualifications: Hot and horny
Experience: Very good at arranging props and making people smile.
Hobbies: Watching sexy people
Referees: Blue
Is that good enough? I'd love to be Goosey's assistant, i can watch his arse all day yum yum yum x lol

You seem perfectly qualified to me Pink :thumbup:
Just 1 question though. Who's looking after blue while you watching Goose's arse? :rascal:
Quote by PoloLady

...When SH put a questionnaire on the home page there were many comments about how crap it was. It didn't ask questions that we as swingers found important to us. It didn't give us the options to put the truths down about who we had played with, had sex with and the options were piss poor.
Read here
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/87680.html?highlight=homepage
Now SH have given the its members an oportunity to put that right (yes I do know press twist things rolleyes ) but no one is making you speak to anyone.

Please do tell me if I am wrong here... BUT... are you actually saying that the survey was being carried out for the press? :shock:
If not , then why do we need the press to be involved to correct a site survey?
I am still wondering about this confused
Me too.
I can't see any logical connection confused
Quote by andysmith
Hi folks,
I'm looking to get some sexier underwear for the gf. The problem is I have difficulty finding stuff in her size.
She is a size 10, but has a very large bust size (this isn't a wind up I promise!), which does not cause a problem for knickers, but Bras can be a bit hard to find (La senza tend to have quite a few fortunatley).
However she can never find other things such as corsets, babydolls, cami's etc. I've frequently seen the disappointed look on her face when she see's stuff in the shops but even though its 10 she won't fit into it.
Can anyone recommend any particular online stores?
Ta
Andy

wave Andy
I have exactly the same problem.
There's a company call Bravissimo that I find very useful - not just for lingerie, but swimwear and clothing.
They have a website, shops and a catalogue.
Hope that helps :thumbup:
Quote by sercher01
as you can probably guess its a £20 million tripple rolover on the lottery tonite
my wish list
a big house with stables
a string of polo ponies
a helicopter
a porsha 911 (cos it would be bad maners not to wink )
an one hell of a party for you lot wink
what would you do with the cash?

All of the above, but I'd have to have a house built complete with play room, swing & jakuzzi before I threw the party wink
Quote by cockslut
oooh can i have a smackbottom please miss

No Cock you get 3 hun
smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
lol
Looks like another great Derby social for tonight.
Hope you all have a great evening kiss
Quote by poshkate
problem being, who's gonna give it to them?

As I read it, it's an appeal from admin for those who would be willing to put their stories in the papers to come forward. I assume that they will only put people forward to the jouralists if they believed that they would make a true represantation of the site and the swinging world.....

Why? dunno
I may be being a bit cynical here, but let's bear in mind that the majority of members on this site are "single" males and therefore the main source of revenue is from single guys.
What would be more profitable for the owners:
a) an arcticle explaining that swinging is not necessarily a route to a quick shag.
b)That the site and swinging scene is full of desperate women gagging to give out blow jobs to the first guy to come along.
Answers on a postcard to:
The SH "How to get more deluded males to part with their cash" competition
SH Towers
PO Box 69
Quote by makingcocoa
I love quickies, sometimes they are just soooooooo right biggrin
Jas
XXX

Mmmm, me too. I've had a few quickies lately that were the most intense, frantic, wild, exhilarating sex I've ever had. :twisted: :inlove:

I have to agree.
I often view a quicky as a "I've gotto have you right now" shag. When the animal instincts take over :twisted:
Oooh I think I need a lie down redface
Quote by Freckledbird
Will we be needing people to 'dress' us then?

Not a problem.
I know myself, Sarah & Dawnie are quite experienced in strategically placing baubles :smug:
Oooh there's got to be a group girly shot for December.
Sorry just imagining the "pussy posse" dressed in nothing but xmas baubles :rascal:
Awwww thanks everybody passionkiss
Quote by Darkfire
and Mr Dark says 'tell her Happy Birthday from me too' and put one of them face things on it >>>> :cheers: lol

PMSL
Here's a special :thumbup: for Mr Dark