Just to clarify, when you say "This post" are you referring to the post that started the thread or the post you've quoted
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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
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afieldIf you're looking for a sexual experience with men and women it might be worth mentioning in your profile as if you classify yourself as straight, people may assume you are just looking to play with the female.
Also lose the capslock. Typing in lower case makes it easier for people to read :thumbup:
If you're looking for a meet, you need to put your post in the "Let's Meet Up" forum.
The Cafe is for general chit chat.
Good luck
OK I'm going to play Devil's Advocate here.
I don't know the circumstances or the people ES is talking about, but I will say that I can see "potentially" a different side to this.
Both here and in real life I have seen 2 scenarios
1) Someone will say anything to get into someone's knickers as described perfectly by ES.
2) 2 people become fuck buddies. They have both agreed they're fuck buddies and see other people, do their own thing.
The female starts to want something more.
The male still wants to be just fb's
The signs of attachment start to show
The male starts dropping hints "you know I like you, but I'm not looking for anything serious"
The female thinks she can change him. She starts getting possessive.
The male bolts.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
What follows is nothing short of a witch hunt
I'm not saying this is what has happened, all I'm saying is bothdo happen and unless you have allthe facts from bothparties you won't know whether it's one, the other or something in between.
HLB sits on the fence for this one.
I don't know the circumstances or the people ES is talking about, but I will say that I can see "potentially" a different side to this.
Both here and in real life I have seen 2 scenarios
1) Someone will say anything to get into someone's knickers as described perfectly by ES.
2) 2 people become fuck buddies. They have both agreed they're fuck buddies and see other people, do their own thing.
The female starts to want something more.
The male still wants to be just fb's
The signs of attachment start to show
The male starts dropping hints "you know I like you, but I'm not looking for anything serious"
The female thinks she can change him. She starts getting possessive.
The male bolts.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
What follows is nothing short of a witch hunt
I'm not saying this is what has happened, all I'm saying is bothdo happen and unless you have allthe facts from bothparties you won't know whether it's one, the other or something in between.
HLB sits on the fence for this one.
- is that normal - does HLB's willy tingle too? Quote by SuperDave
Now HLB- you are the sort of couple I would like to attract- so what appeals and what doesn't?
(I don't mean the obvious as to whether or not I look nice, just about the profile etc?)
OK I've just been and had a look at you profile.
Firstly
As a single bloke on here I think pics are a must. (I know what you mean about protecting your identity, but there's no reason not to have a nice torso shot or a pic with your face blurred out).
When I'm looking through ads or profiles I always click the button for "profiles with pics only" and I'm sure many other people do the same so they wouldn't even get to see yours.
Secondly
You're married - I'm not judging, but I personally choose not to meet people who are cheating on their partners and I know some other people on this site take the same view. So this rules you out for quite a few people.
Thirdly
Your profile and ad text are quite short and in all honestly a bit depressing. It reads like you want sympathy for a crap marriage and doesn't say a lot about what you have to offer. With so many single guys on here, you're not giving people a reason to want to contact you.
Lastly
I personally like confident, bubbly people who are looking for fun sexy times. As it says in my profile, I don't necessarily have to have a lot in common, but I do have to feel a connection.
I know not everyone looks for these qualities, but from reading your profile I don't feel I know anything about you, your personality what you like, what you don't like etc.
Hope that helps :thumbup:
lilac
Quote by Jags
OK, the BBD, bless him, and Helen started it but they don't own it now.
That's the 4T's.
Haven't been 4Ts for ages...there's about 15 of them! Doesn't have the same ring to it,
(in fact never ever been 4 of them... urban myth)
What?????
They were never really The 4 Tops
Next you'll be telling me that Mark isn't really a Darlek and the new owners aren't actually squirrels :shock:
Quote by mdr2000
pmsl
Oh - btw, would you make yourself known to me at the next Munch we're both at please.
:thumbup:
Dammie...... We have met twice. Once at the Yorks and once at darks do lol!!! Now I have to catch you before your bladdered .... We even had a chat at Darks do
Will seek you out proper next timeActually I think it's 3 times. We're you at Burton as well? :giggle:
Quote by petal24
We work together. He's not on here.
And he was slightly bothered about me being married - he knew about that from the start. But that didn't stop him kissing me.
I was very very drunk - he said he was sober. So i'm thinking maybe its just the marriage thing, because his email said he was concerned about 'the situation I'm in'.
Btw, we didn't have sex - just kissed. But now I want more & am trying to figure out if he likes me or not. The married thing I can overcome if he fancies me.
Petal
I'm not quite sure what you're looking for with this guy. Are you hoping for:
a) A shag
b) A regular fuck buddy
c) A relationship
d) Something else
Ian:welcome: to the forum.
If you've only used a finger before, it may be worth investing in an anal vibrator or something first.
I would build up in size gradually (whatever your wife's comfortable with) until she feels she can "take your cock" comfortably.
Oh and make sure you use plenty of lube.
Good luck :thumbup:
Quote by designergav
There seems to be a lot of ads/posts asking for vvwe men. I guess the women are looking to have something really big between their legs. I wonder if any of them have considered fisting?
Now that IS big.
If anyone's interested I'd be happy to give a helping hand!
:shock:
:shock:
Yes there are ads looking for VVWE men, but there are also a lot that don't.
With over 1/2 million members you're bound to see everything and anything on here.
Personally, I don't like them that big. I'm only 5ft tall - I'm looking to have sex, not be impaled :giggle:
Congratulations hunnie
Personally I would choose a beauty salon as opposed to a department store.
Alot of places have special wedding packages and you can either go to them or they'll come to your house on the day.
They usually do a trial run so you can see what it looks like before the day!!!
Personally I would choose a beauty salon as opposed to a department store.
Alot of places have special wedding packages and you can either go to them or they'll come to your house on the day.
They usually do a trial run so you can see what it looks like before the day!!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right after some detective work (nobody has told me) I've worked out it's one of 2 people one who I thought it was months ago, but wedding planner denied it and another that has just opped into my head. I shall muse upon this further and get back to you all
Pulls up a bed and some sandwiches and waits for Sheddy to have an idea!!
Quote by sheddy
Well I've just finished a 12 hour shift and not even a single vowel has been texted to me from either of themonly had one text all night and that was from PK I've rearanged the letters of it and all I can come up with is
U MISSI x
So all I can sumise is the wedding planner must be Missy (spelt badly and with a few extra letters) Do I win a prize ?
Nope
I'll give you a clue
There's an "a" in it :giggle:
