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:cheers: :cheers: I hope the lovely Jas is giving you lots of TLC - or I'll have to pop over and give you lots of HLB
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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire
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1 - The last flavour ice-cream you tasted.
Spagnola
2 – The first alcoholic drink you got pissed on (and can you still drink it now)?
White wine
3 – Favourite thing to say during sex?
Lick Me
4 – Favourite thing to hear during sex?
Jesus Christ Baby!
5 – The last gift you bought for a friend?
A lush gift set
6 – Favourite thing to cook on a bbq?
Piri Piri Chicken
7 – The colour of your eyes?
Blue
8 – What is your ringtone?
Candy shop
9 – Something you always take away on holiday with you?
Hair Straighteners
10 – The housework task you most hate doing?
Ironing
Spagnola
2 – The first alcoholic drink you got pissed on (and can you still drink it now)?
White wine
3 – Favourite thing to say during sex?
Lick Me
4 – Favourite thing to hear during sex?
Jesus Christ Baby!
5 – The last gift you bought for a friend?
A lush gift set
6 – Favourite thing to cook on a bbq?
Piri Piri Chicken
7 – The colour of your eyes?
Blue
8 – What is your ringtone?
Candy shop
9 – Something you always take away on holiday with you?
Hair Straighteners
10 – The housework task you most hate doing?
Ironing
Quote by the_Laird
who said she's invited you :giggle:
Yeah, I suppose I should stand down for a while and give the young pretenders a go
He wore plaid :shock:
Can I get a look in then???
Will you be wearing the kilt? Much more preferable than plaid :rascal:
I now have a vision of Tatty singing "Double - ender" stuck in my head
Quote by browning
Well said marco, I doubt if the single guy's will take any notice though.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink....................
Actually some of them do.
I forgot someone asked me to thank Marcuso as he had read this thread and made a few adjustments to his ad and, (well let's just say it had the desired effect) :thumbup:
Mrs Blueeyes for being Madammie's make up artist :giggle:
Darkfire that is without doubt one of the best mucnhes I've ever been to and the reason is the amount of time trouble and expense you went to.
The champagne and chocolate fountain were an excellent touch!!!
It was great to see all your efforts come good and to see everyone dressed up (Hello Princess Vicky of Manchester)
Great to meet up with so many old friends and to meet so many new ones. :happy:
So do we have to wait 10 years for you to do another one
The champagne and chocolate fountain were an excellent touch!!!
It was great to see all your efforts come good and to see everyone dressed up (Hello Princess Vicky of Manchester)
Great to meet up with so many old friends and to meet so many new ones. :happy:
So do we have to wait 10 years for you to do another one
Quote by Sarah
The social girly meet that didn't go to plan
She turned in to the serivce station on the motorway, but missed the services and ended up back on the motorway heading South!!
Giggley phone call to me, 'I think I went wrong some where'
Me to giggley:- I'll meet you at the next services down !!!
Still smiling and chuckling aobut that now!!
She sounds like a right donut
Quote by Darkfire
my pm box hates me :scared:
For pre-munch get together at Hotel 3 contact Manolishi
For pre-munch get together at Hotel 1 contact Earthy
Just realised something.
As we're not staying in a hotel, I don't know which hotel in No.1 and which is No.3 :doh:
Could someone pm me which is which please?
I remember my ex husband coming home from his stag night drunk.
I could here lots banging as he staggered around the house and half an hour later he managed to find his way upstairs.
I asked him if he was OK and he said
"Yeah, but I've just been sick. Don't worry though, I've hoovered it up" :shock:
I could here lots banging as he staggered around the house and half an hour later he managed to find his way upstairs.
I asked him if he was OK and he said
"Yeah, but I've just been sick. Don't worry though, I've hoovered it up" :shock:
Quote by ray69ray
i WOULDN'T MEET UP WITH ANYONE WHO IS NOT PREPARED TO SWOP PHOTOS....U DID RIGHT
What he said :thumbup:
I know some people may be uncomfortable "chatting" on the phone, but for me personally, if a couple refuse to even have the female say "hi" on the phone then I'd take the view that it's probably because there is no female.
I'm not saying this is the case (different people have different ways of doing things), but I wouldn't even consider it
Quote by LondonExplorer
I'm just wondering, do people from Derby seem to be extra horney?
I saw a TV Programme on swingers and most of the people featured were from Derby, and quite a few Derby meets on here too.
Just wondering if there's something inthe water up there?
And if so please ship some down to London..
Hello London Explorer.
Welcome to the Cafe
I'm from Derby, but now live in Chesterfield (in Derbyshire) and there's loads of people around the area and always plenty of stuff happening.
Having said that there's people from all over the country on here and I've met some lovely people coming from Glasgow & Plymouth and pretty much everywhere in between.
All I can say is go exploring
FlymoYour ad looks fine IMO.
You're always going to get guys chancing their luck to try and get a shag with you.
Have you tried searching other people's ads. It may be worth taking a look at some of the ads written by Bi guys as opposed to wading through the replies you are getting.
That way you can answer the ads that are exactlywhat you are looking for
Quote by Darkfire
After HLB
:shock: blimey
all blokes who havent got a clue how to do 'decadent', take note !
ladies, i feel some eyeliner moustaches and 'kerchiefs in top pockets and brylcream coming on :giggle:
:thumbup:
:smug: :smug: :smug:
I might run a thread on the Saturday morning for male grooming tips - a bit like cheap daytime TV :giggle:
For those who may be stuck for ideas I've decided to give you:
HLB's handy hints for decadence on the cheap. :idea:
Accessorise - it doesn't have to be expensive
Velvet ribbon chokers
Costume Jewelry
Gloves
Feather Boa
DIY
It's amazing what you can do with a bit of glue, some glitter/beads.
Glue them onto an old pair of shoes or a piece of ribbon to be worn round the wrist or neck
Buy a couple of metres of luscious fabric, fold in half and secure with wonderweb to make a wrap.
Well know on line auction sites
Great for picking up a new dress/shoes/handbag/jewelry
Alternatively if you do wish to buy something expensive, I've found it's preferable to use your partner's credit card.
Darkfire - Will you recommend me for that Blue Peter job now? :giggle:
HLB's handy hints for decadence on the cheap. :idea:
Accessorise - it doesn't have to be expensive
Velvet ribbon chokers
Costume Jewelry
Gloves
Feather Boa
DIY
It's amazing what you can do with a bit of glue, some glitter/beads.
Glue them onto an old pair of shoes or a piece of ribbon to be worn round the wrist or neck
Buy a couple of metres of luscious fabric, fold in half and secure with wonderweb to make a wrap.
Well know on line auction sites
Great for picking up a new dress/shoes/handbag/jewelry
Alternatively if you do wish to buy something expensive, I've found it's preferable to use your partner's credit card.
Darkfire - Will you recommend me for that Blue Peter job now? :giggle:
