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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by byron
Cakeybun mail orders confused

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I want to know what's in the extras pack :shock:
Barry Norman comes on afterwards and does a review of it. lol
:shock:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Looking for some non smartass comments.......

And the first reply is HLB, who's got one of the smartest asses on the site :lickface: worship
Well hello meaty :rascal:
So have you viewed my video yet? biggrin
Quote by flintshirefolk
Looking for some non smartass comments......... Can we have a means of identifying which peeps have a video in the gallery? without scrolling thru the lot! It helps with my fetish for the moving female form.......

You mean like putting a tick in the box that says "show only members profiles with videos" in the profile search section? wink
Total Hijack Here for the lovely Shireen.
Maybe we could hold a masquerade ball for the grand opening of the new site before all the real residents start joining :giggle:
Quote by sercher01

see! told you them sock redface gladiator boots would take off rolleyes
I feel a whole new thread coming on :giggle:
Quote by neilinleeds
HLB don't be ridiculous! bedrock indeed! ((( it can't be? can it? is it? )))
neil x x x ;)

smackbottom
Ridiculous indeed? I thought that was one of my more sensible posts.
And I do know that Jags has visited the fair old town of bedrock recently :smug:
Quote by sercher01
so will the real SPARTACUS please stand up?
" im SPARTACUS"



No I'm Spartacus (or at least his mini me) redface
Quote by Sarah
When my venue checker said the date was ok, his and your names were on the list before I even put the post up
:giggle:
Just make sure he is well this time, so you can both enjoy the night
xx

worship
Fingers crossed he'll be back to full wobble mode by January :thumbup:
Wooohooo!!!!
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Blatantly stolen from Dambuster
Quote by firelizard
Hiya wave
I've just PM'd about this. Part of me wants to open Lizards room and do what I want with it and the other part says no..bugger it carry on with the forum room the ways it been running since Feb! Can't understand what the trigger is thats blown all this up to be honest. Seems I just made a bad choice of name when we opened it. Should have called it Lizards room from the start, then no-one would have said anything :cry:
Love
FIRE xx

Hiya
Just my 2 pence worth but their are 1/2 million members on this site with diverse wants & desires, likes & dislikes.
You're never going to please everyone so you do what's right for you. People who want the same thing as you will join the room.
People who want something different will start a different room.
kiss
Quote by wxmcpl
thanks
will take all advice sometimes i think because i am concious about my size that others pick up on it. it does get a bit deflating sometimes when one knock back after another comes my way plus theres only so many times you can clean a flipping house before you get seriously fed up (also explains why im always on here lol).
Lou x

wave wxmcpl
It sounds to me like you may be in a bit of a catch 22:
You're lacking confidence so people knock you back which then makes you feel even less confident.
The best advice I can give is get a few people to have a look at your C.V. Ideally:
a) I a friend who will point out the stregths in you that you don't have the confidence to see
b) Someone you know who works in recruitment who has been involved in the recruitment process in their line of work. They'll be able to tell you what they look for/dislike on C.V.s
Also, if you know someone who has interviewed prospective employees in the past, ask them to do some mock interviews with you. I have done this for friends in the past and as well as giving them pointers it also helped to desensitise the fears they had about going to an interview.
One last point I would make is that you have said that you just want to get a job and anything will do. If prospective employers pick up on that, they may think it's not worth employing you as you're likely to leave soon after taking the job for something better.
Hope that helps, but feel free to pm me or post here if I can be of any other help.
Good luck wink
I don't think they're necessarily getting out of hand.
I can understand if people use a particular chatroom because they have and specific interest or only interested in meeting people in their area. If they are looking to meet potential playmates, it's understandable.
I am a little sad that they feel "scared" about attending a munch
wave Teddy
OK I'm going to try and be objective here (like Pololady, I'm resisting the urge).
As you mentioned, there are a lot more single guys than there are single fems/couples so you're already on an uphill struggle.
Now as females and couples can afford to be choosy, you need to think who you would appeal to.
You've stated you're not the best looking guy in the world, so you've ruled yourself out of that bit.
You're playing away. I know you thinkyou know "why we're all here", but I don't think you do.
A lot of people (not all) view swinging as something you do with your partner and therefore will not want to play with someone who's playing away.
A lot of people (not all) who swing have an ethos of being "open, honest & respectful". Again the inconsistencies in your ad will instantly rule you out for a lot of swingers.
Also your "Bit gay" comment suggests you could be slightly homophobic or a little narrow minded which (yes you've guessed it) may put people off.
Hope that helps.
Quote by PoloLady
There is a proper name for abbreviations of sentences - but I'm ferked if I can think what it is confused

mnemonics?
Just your average Sunday morning in our house.
I've cooked breakfast.
Dammie's put a pot of coffee on.
Then he casually asks "Baby, do you think I can get away with running round the garden naked?"
So I thought I best get myself in here and find out what he's been up to lol
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12:14 update
The neighbours have just gone out and he's got the camera out. :shock:
I have a feeling it's gonna be one of those days
Quote by robhambledon
my favourite tip is.......don`t whistle with your mouth full of custard

I received a bit of very useful advice when I first this site.
"Don't sit down with eggs in your pocket"
Quote by dambuster
If HLB rings you and asks if you have the pot on, cos she's "in the area" and calling in for coffee - it's a very dangerous assumption to assume tho think she's calling in for coffee . . . . . .
bolt

I'm a woman. I'm allowed to change my mind - especially mid afternoon redface
Right thanks to all the lovely Welsh people kiss
Now where are all those Londoners hiding? confused
Quote by H-x
Lordy, they were about 30px high background sillouhettes - hadn't even really noticed them. Fair 'nuff, used my friend PS and magicked 'em away smile

Wow, you are fast!

Shame you only took out the sillouhettes. You're far too over dressed for the occassion.
H.x
smackbottom H for being such a perv lol
wave Steve
Have to say I really like the pics. They're some of the better ones I've seen on here wink
And I quite like the profile text as well. It's short, but kind of intriguing and best of all it doesn't sound remotely desperate (as so many of them do, which is a real turn off IMO) :thumbup:
Quote by firelizard
Only last night in the chatroom I was saying I love my job rolleyes I don't love this bit of it though banghead
Love
Fire x

Tell me about it.
Had a bit of a panic this morning when I got to work and there were Fire Engines and an ambulance heading for a plane on the runway.
Turned out a pilot flicked the wrong switch and dumped a load of fuel on the runway :doh: