HornyLittleBlonde's Forum Posts

10 Aug 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Did I see cakey bun and the delectable HLB in the same sentence? And more to the point, in my neck of the woods?
Wooooooohoooooo !!!!! :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce:
You're both very welcome to drop in for a quickie...........I meant coffee if you have time that is
you have a pm

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'm sure we'll find time for a quickie wink

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6 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
did someone call for my alter ego

Where've you been? We've missed you :giggle:

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6 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy

You have a crap 1 liner PM :giggle:

a kebab shot I shall treasure for ever more lol

Your hot dogs not bad either lol

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6 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
When we did that video last week for a laugh, we made sure we put it on dammies profile so he's getting all the crap spam wink messages from single blokes :giggle:
It's so refreshing to sit back and watch his face as he reads all the crap 1 liners and cock shots :smug:

I have a very sexy bum on my profile and no one ever spams me :cry: :cry: :cry:
and i was so looking forward to it aswell :twisted:
You have a crap 1 liner PM :giggle:

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6 Aug 2006

When we did that video last week for a laugh, we made sure we put it on dammies profile so he's getting all the crap spam wink messages from single blokes :giggle:
It's so refreshing to sit back and watch his face as he reads all the crap 1 liners and cock shots :smug:

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5 Aug 2006

I think Big G should be the "Chatroom Mystery Shopper"
He and Silky could try out the different rooms and do a report on each one.
All we need is some questions for him to rate each room. Marks on a scale of 1 to 10:
Conversation skills
1 handed typers
Direction
Derogatory tones
Artistic Impression
bolt

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4 Aug 2006

It's when they start asking you to get youbits out in you need to start worrying. :shock:

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4 Aug 2006

Quote by Silk and Big G
We are ardent scanners of the profiles and adverts and it seems no matter how many times couples and delectable ladies repeat it over and over again , the sage advice of " dont just post a cock picture" still goes largely ( or sometimes not so largely) unheeded. We would like to instigate a campaign where those of you who are sporting a " Last Sausage in the Shop" type picture on your profile take the time to replace it with something more interesting or erotic , and in turn we the esteemed member of the forum will heap upon you the praise that your new improved picture deserves .
So come on guys , ditch the close ups of the pot belly and the semi erect todger and do something a bit more imaginative . We await your efforts with glee.

I'll go on a todger hunt tonight and see if I can find the "limpest sausage in the shop".
If we're going to educate people we may as well start with those most in need lol

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1 Aug 2006

Well his last post was yesterday and he was told he'd be banned if he poested it again so I'm guessing:
a) He thought we have different Mods in the Cafe
b) He doesn't like it here
dunno

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1 Aug 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Maybe they're just more apparent as they have to be enforced more often i.e. More members = more muppets.

:cry:

:therethere:
Don't worry hun.
Playing the percentages if you say 1% fall into the TTTT catagory, you're most definitely in the other 99% wink

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1 Aug 2006

I can't think of a lot of major changes that have been made since the change over.
Maybe they're just more apparent as they have to be enforced more often i.e. More members = more muppets.
Do you have any specific examples?

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1 Aug 2006

Quote by H-x
Come on guys, I'm brain dead here - send some questions. And make em hard, this guys good.
H.x

I've sent a few that should keep him busy for a while :giggle:

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31 Jul 2006

Well I've sent mine wink

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31 Jul 2006

Abilene
I think I'm a very suitable candidate for your vacant position. :rascal:
There's a few examples of the more "interesting" pics I've taken Here :giggle:

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30 Jul 2006

Quote by de_sade
wife knows i meet women for sex,but her best mate is abit to close i think,and know i didnt have crabs im worried about how it would effect there friendship

I am interested to know what happened next in this fascinating saga. Did seemorbutz ever finish his shaving? Will he ever fit a lock on the bathroom door? Was the lady in question deaf as a post or was he wet shaving? Or did she think he was sitting on the edge of the sink fucking himself up the arse with a vibrator - hence the buzzing sound?
Did his wife ever find out? Did he have the bottle to tell her? How many other texts did he get? Did he ever actually get to.......................................... :sleeping:
:shock: oh, dropped off there. Now where was I..? Oh yes, :sleeping:
De_sade
(saving up with Peenut to buy a ticket for a crab hunting expedition to fantasy island with seemorbutz)
PMSL
worship

De Sade I absolutely love your sense of humour.

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30 Jul 2006

Quote by de_sade
wife knows i meet women for sex,but her best mate is abit to close i think,and know i didnt have crabs im worried about how it would effect there friendship

I am interested to know what happened next in this fascinating saga. Did seemorbutz ever finish his shaving? Will he ever fit a lock on the bathroom door? Was the lady in question deaf as a post or was he wet shaving? Or did she think he was sitting on the edge of the sink fucking himself up the arse with a vibrator - hence the buzzing sound?
Did his wife ever find out? Did he have the bottle to tell her? How many other texts did he get? Did he ever actually get to.......................................... :sleeping:
:shock: oh, dropped off there. Now where was I..? Oh yes, :sleeping:
De_sade
(saving up with Peenut to buy a ticket for a crab hunting expedition to fantasy island with seemorbutz)
PMSL
worship

De Sade I absolutely love your sense of humour.

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30 Jul 2006

I think I'd have
"You can do it" - Ice Cube

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29 Jul 2006

Quote by Jags
The Frizzante is brilliant! :high-smile:
I'm off to Bedrock for a week :happy: :happy: :happy: Yabba Dabba Doo. :happy: :happy:
:beer: :beer:

Not far from us I believe.
Well it's not raining at the moment, but it is very windy.
Have a great time kiss

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29 Jul 2006

Quote by Jags
I'm just about to open a bottle of Pinot Grigio Frizzante - that any good?

Sounds good to me!!!! :happy:
Where you off to Jags? The area you're going to be in may help determine those essential and non essential items.

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29 Jul 2006

Rob
Welcome to the site.
Go with the advice about the cock shots :thumbup:

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29 Jul 2006

Quote by Sarah
I can be 7000 miles away, and I walked into an internet cafe, and found someone on SH!!
And a certain someone was on web cam to him as well
:giggle:
SH gets everywhere

Hmm I remember that.
It was kinda fun getting naked to cam with someone 7000 miles away :rascal:
Although I did keep my kit on one day and had to point out that although it was probably nice and warm in Thailand, it was actually snowing here and I was flucking freezing redface

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29 Jul 2006

Quote by Missy
So, what sort of porno does it for you?? A proper story (regardless of dodgy acting), with a build up, more of a movie..... Or short snippets of different people in different settings, full on all the way through??
He's gonna kill me when he reads this :lol2: But he is more of the short snippet, full on sex type!!!

I'm with you on this one Missy.
I like porn that follows real sex e.g. I like the build up of anticipation, the undressing of each other etc.
Dammies got one in particular that he likes and it short snippets showing people going at it then it'll flick to someone using toys on themself, then it flicks to someone wanking. There's no conversation, just that dodgy porn music playing constantly. Doesn't do a lot for me.

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29 Jul 2006

Quote by Sarah
OK
What do Black Russians get for breakfast??

A Blonde Swede maybe? :rascal:
Sounds good,
Do you know of any??
I wish
If you find one first, can I share him?

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29 Jul 2006

Fozzy
If you're interested in clubs, read some of the review sections and then have a look on line at some of them.
Usually you can see a virtual tour of the facilities on line and it will tell you the costs and what you need to join.
It'll also tell you what's what on each day night e.g. Couple & single fems only, fetish nights etc.
I've had a look at your ad and it's a bit short. If you've done a bit of browsing you'll have noticed there's a lot more couples looking for single fems than there is single fems looking for couples so you really need to make your ad stand out.
I'd also get some pics up (you can blur your face out if your not comfortable putting that up).
As the site has the option to search only ads with pics. If people select this feature they won't even see your ad.
Hope you find what you're looking for wink

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29 Jul 2006

Quote by Sarah
OK
What do Black Russians get for breakfast??

A Blonde Swede maybe? :rascal:

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29 Jul 2006

I think:
Name: Little White Darlek
Signature: Post your email address and we will exterminate!
:giggle:

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27 Jul 2006

Quote by bluexxx
You are if you think you are
Been said loads of times before, swinging's an attitude not (necessarily) a specific type of behaviour and it doesn't really matter who you meet (imo).
"I think therefore I am"

I actually quoted this the last time the topic came up (being as you were on leave).
To me it sums it up perfectly :thumbup:

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27 Jul 2006

PMSL
It could only happen to you lol

Have a good night tonight :thumbup:

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27 Jul 2006

Do fruit pastilles count? dunno

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27 Jul 2006

Evening Captain.
I think it's great :thumbup:

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