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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by Sarah
I think it's a great idea. :happy:
Now do I keep the old animated boobies or send them to the avatar retirement ome and get some new ones? dunno

New ones, I'll hold the camera
:giggle:
And what do I get to hold? :rascal:
I think it's a great idea. :happy:
Now do I keep the old animated boobies or send them to the avatar retirement ome and get some new ones? dunno
Right off to go find my boobies
And I hope that naughty Shireen's not around as I don't want them being nicked again lol
Quote by Mal
Has anyone got a spare vodka or bottle of white wine.
In 2 months I have dealt with not being able to drink but not now, tonight I need alcohol!

Quote by Sgt Bilko
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Remember Dawn - Step away from the thr..... bottle!!! lol lol lol lol lol wink

Think I'll have a glass of Port tonight!! lol
OMG
Red Alert!!!
Mods on a mission!! :shock:
Take cover folks - it looks like it could be one hell of a night biggrin
I'd have to say at the hospital.
It was some years ago and my brother had been hit by a car and fractured his skull.
His grlfirend stayed with him whilst I was in the waiting room keeping a look out for my parents who were en route.
This guy started talking to me, asking what I was doing there. After I explained he says "Do fancy coming for a drink over the road with me while you wait?"
Ermm.. no rolleyes
Quote by dambuster

This was a CD we'd compiled of our favourite feel good tunes to play on the way home to turn the journey from hell into a prelude to our Friday night out.

To be replaced of course by the "On the way to a Munch" Cd and then, the somewhat quieter, more sedate "Coming home after a Munch" Cd wink
:grin:
Just need to make a slight correction here:
To be replaced of course by the "On the way to a Munch" "Munch Bubble" Cd and then, the somewhat quieter, more sedate "Coming home after a Munch" Cd wink
We've just been listening to the Ultimate 100 feel good songs on one of the Sky Music channels and it reminded me of when I used to car share on the way to work.
More often than not we'd get stuck in traffic driving home on a Friday and used to get the "Friday feel good factor" CD out.
This was a CD we'd compiled of our favourite feel good tunes to play on the way home to turn the journey from hell into a prelude to our Friday night out.
From what I can remember it included:
Don't stop me now - Queen
Tiger Feet - Mud
Groove is in the heart - Dee-lite
Edge of Heaven - Wham
So what songs really give you that "Feel Good Factor"?
Quote by sheddy
Sounds like a plan to me......................however are we allowed to vary on our techniques as I feel without my usual Kiss, caress of the lower back with my non bra undoing hand and then the 2 finger manoeuvre to remove said item I may not be able to perform to standard so to speak.

You can use whatever techniques you see fit. All in the interests of science of course redface
Quote by Freckledbird
I think the 'noughties' is a reference to the decade, as in eighties, nineties, noughties.

I always wondered what the word was for the current decade - now I know redface
Quote by Freckledbird
Agree with you HLB.
The writer needs to look up the difference between 'discreet' and 'discrete' though rolleyes

and Noughty and Naughty wink
One of the reasons why I think this is a Swinger having a try at journalism and opposed to a journalist having a go at swinging biggrin
Over the last month or so, dammie and I have been having a few conversations regarding when munches are stickied. Usually when there's been a post about socials/lack of munches etc.
The issue's come up again today in a pm with somebody so I thought I'd post on here to see what others think.
In the past we had the rule that munches were stickied 6 months prior to the event.
The rule was then changed to 4 months. Now don't get me wrong, it was a good move at the time as there was at least 1 munch per month (sometimes more) and they were taking up half the first page it LMU.
However, given the current climate and the changes on this site, I don't think this ruling is actually of any use at the moment.
Personally I'm in favour of going back to stickying 6 month prior or just stickying them immediately. If they start becoming more frequent we could always change it again.
I also think it would stop some of the confusion - we tell newbies "Munches are stickied" yet obviously some aren't.
What's your view?
Whilst I think it's pretty well written and objective, there is one point that I'm picking up on that I don't agree with (it may just be me).
I suspect if the writer is a swinger, that they've maybe been to a few fever parties (or that type of event).
I think the article is suggesting that "traditional swingers" are the people who do the keys in a bowl thing and will shag anything and those that attend "fever parties" are selective about who they shag.
I am reading between the lines too much or has anyone else read it that way? dunno
This is bringing back some memories........
July 1996 in Washington DC on a hot summers night. I was at a nightclub with an outside dancefloor.
All of a sudden the heavens opened everyone was getting soaked. I was just about to run for shelter when the DJ starts playing "Take me dancing naked in the rain". :rascal:
Everyone started dancing, clothes drenched & transparent - clinging to every bump & curve. It was just sooo horny.
Oooh I think I need a lie down redface
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Surely we are heading toward some kind of munch challenge :rascal:

Oooh how about a Comic Relief Bra strap relay race? :rascal:
Well I'd be willing to offer my bra strap if anyone wants to undo it dunno

Well being as Sheddy & Dammie seem to think they're the experts I think we ought to have a challenge to see who's the "Champion of Champions".
What do you say? 5 women line up?
Right Dawnie & HLB ready & waiting, we just need another 8 willing volunteers biggrin
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Surely we are heading toward some kind of munch challenge :rascal:

Oooh how about a Comic Relief Bra strap relay race? :rascal:
Quote by Darkfire
:thumbup:
the problem is that supplies are almost out, we dont have any more pins other than the few NWC has :cry: It may well be a case of when they're gone, they're gone. :cry:

I don't think that's necessarily the case.
It wouldn't be difficult to get some more (with the original designer's permission) it's just a case of somebody being willing to pay for them up front.
If that was a member then they take the chance of not being able to shift them all if they don't know what the demand is.
And if they're going to be distributed at munches then you have to bear in mind:
a) Munches are a lot less frequent than they were last year.
b)Only a minority of members go to these events
c) Of those that do attend, the majority of them already have a pin (or several in my case) lol
That would be my reasoning for (personally) not wanting to do it myself - I could imagine being stuck with them for quite a while.
Quote by Mal
I see we have now reached over 500,000,000 members! :P

500 million? I don't think so!! rotflmao
Regarding the jump in numbers today - haven't the schools just finished for summer? dunno banghead
Mal
wink
Well at least we have the bonus of knowing they can't pm us or post this year unless they've paid biggrin
Quote by dambuster
Trust me, Kohai; I speak from experience

Well I have a question....
Why is it I have 2 Bras with the hook & eyes now ripped off? confused
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Quote by sheddy
The ones you can't see are in the users private gallery and you need an invite to view them, mine shows 4 but only has 2 on display.
HTH

So where's my invite? confused
:giggle:
Quote by Maneveryday
I have just joined the site and I think winks are okay as a means of establishing quick contact with someone you are interested in. I agree that it is pointless if you have little or nothing in your profile to say something about yourself, but if you do and the winkee (i.e the person receiving the wink) likes the profile of the winker, then it could be the start of something interesting so why not just enjoy it for what it is meant to be.
Maneveryday

Hiya wave
Welcome to the site.
I can see where you may find it useful in that respect, but what you've got to bear in mind is that the "Quick shag brigade" come on here and the first thing they do is spam wink all the females on the site.
When you have dozens of these useless messages from guys with nothing in their profile it starts to get annoying.
What you need to be aware of is that because a lot of people complained about the crap wink messages the admin introduced the "Auto responder". It automatically deletes the wink messages and sends a one liner back to the user - so a lot of the winks you send probably never even reach the recipient.
wave Andy
:welcome: to the forum.
Personally I don't like the "See you next Tuesday" word as I said in the other thread, but I know plenty of other women who don't mind it.
After reading some of the comments in this thread I went to read Andy's ad (well I had to didn't I? lol )
I was expecting something really awful, but to be honest I thought it was ok. It shows that he sees sex in terms of giving as well as receiving (something lacking in a lot of the single bloke adds) and he's obviously put a bit of hought into it.
Quote by niceandgentle
Thank you for that Dambuster,good on you,it was all a misunderstanding over a daft comment by a daft person - me! smile

Knowing him as I do I know that his post was meant as banter.
Take it as a sign that you've been here long enough to be "one of the forum bunch" wink
Well here's my advice..
Imagine for 1 minute that you can't swim very well. you've only tried it a couple of times and only doggy paddle in water where you can touch the floor.
You meet a lifeguard who says she wants to help you enjoy the experience of swimming, so she'll take you on a cruise ship and chuck you overboard into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and let you swim home :shock:
You might want to go a little more gently wink
Quote by foxylady2209
The problem arises at a social in a vanilla pub -
how on earth do you shout 'Hey Hornylittleblonde, was that a pint or a half?' across from the bar?
Mine is based on my surname and is something my colleagues call me. LOL

You shout "Oii HLB" wink
Most people use my real name at social events though, but I know what you mean.
We have a little giggle imagining someone turning up at an organised club meet and telling the staff "Yes I'm with the SH people. My name's ..." lol