Some of the names make me laugh
Some make me go "eewww"
And other I just think "WTF? How did they come up with that?"
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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Quote by DeviousLiasons
We agree that the Mods need a medal for coping with the abundance of "Chatroom not working" whinges! But on the other hand... the Ops are doing sweet fanny adams while the chat is offline so what on earth they deserve a medal for we have no idea!
See how long it is before Shireen or Minxy spank us now
And you know that for sure do you?
Do you not think they may have tried to fix it behind the scenes?
Quote by cu3b4ll
Don't panic HLB... I'll save you from eternal damnation
OK... moving the Swingers religion on, we're going to need some Swingers miracles. So, to start off, who would you like to ressurect to the Swingers way, and why?
Well being as you said you wanted miracles, I'll vote for converting Mary Whitehouse :giggle:
Quote by Freckledbird
I got into chat OK last night.
Was wondering if there's anything that could be done to the chatroom sticky to make it even more obvious than a sticky? Like make the writing red or something? And this is a serious question, not being sarcastic or anything. I think it might need to stand out more.
Nice idea FB, but I honestly don't think it would make a difference. It still requires them to look and read before starting a post and the people starting them are obviously incapable of doing that.
Quote by fabio grooverider
Where else do you suggest people vent off and moan about the chat room???
it was only suppose to be a flippant remark so if you took it the wrong way then I apologise,
but if you want a serious answer... then maybe the 10 locked posts on the same subject on the first 2 pages might be a little bit of a giveaway.... that and the chatroom Q&A sticky at the top which is full of the subject........
Yes the Chatroom people should be able to have a rant, but having a page full of the same threads in The Cafe just means the forum is ruined.
Now this thread is one of the best I've seen in the forum recently so let's not turn it into yet another chatroom thread. There are plenty of others for you to choose from. Take your pick
______________________________________________
Now then
Fabio & Chardonnay.You are in danger of breaking the first of the Swinging Heaven Commandments:
1. Thou shalt not kill threads
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
This post is partly an apology and partly a warning.
Over the last few days I have felt a feverishness with a rising temperature and steam coming out of my ears.
This brings on the compulsion to type ferociously and sometimes viciously.
This infection is “Emoticonicillin Flamitis†commonly known as “Flamingâ€. :shock:
It is highly infectious.
Studies have shown the most common causes to be:
Chatroom moans
One-line pm’s
One-line no-point posts
Unwanted cock pics
Liars
Whilst I am infected with the “flaming†virus I will try to control my compulsions, but would urge others to keep the common causes away from me till the symptoms subsides.
Again – accept my sincere apologies for anything I have said in the past to days
Just to warn everybody I have noticed my symptoms returning over the last few hours, so there may be a new outbreak :shock:
Quote by seemorbutz
she walked in on me and yes id forgotten to lock the bathroom door,fantasy land indeed!!!! g.f.y,ive had another 3 texts off her today and i havnt replied to her,dont think the wife knows thank fuck,questions is do i meet her best mate or not
As I said before, ask your wife if she'd like you to meet her. If she agrees it's a good idea then go for it.
Curvy-Gal
It sounds like you've had a terrible experience and you need time to get you head round it - both here and in the vanilla world.
I think you'd really enjoy the social side. 1 of the reasons I liked it was because I felt safe and I found that people were more vocal in asking about my boundaries than in the vanilla world.
What I mean by that is I've be groped by some drunken letch in pubs and nightclubs, but it's never happened to me at an SH social event and everyone's always been really polite and respectful.
I think you should come along and get to know a few people socially. It may help you build up your trust again.
Whether you choose to swing or not - it's your life, your choice and don't let anyone tell you different
It sounds like you've had a terrible experience and you need time to get you head round it - both here and in the vanilla world.
I think you'd really enjoy the social side. 1 of the reasons I liked it was because I felt safe and I found that people were more vocal in asking about my boundaries than in the vanilla world.
What I mean by that is I've be groped by some drunken letch in pubs and nightclubs, but it's never happened to me at an SH social event and everyone's always been really polite and respectful.
I think you should come along and get to know a few people socially. It may help you build up your trust again.
Whether you choose to swing or not - it's your life, your choice and don't let anyone tell you different
Quote by redwine_lover
a pint of extra cold Guinness here please..with a shamrock in it
and some scampi fries...no what do they smell off...?
:shock:
Quote by Pete_sw
me guts think me throats been cut, where's me steak :taz:
:shock:
Now just hang on a minute!!!!
I do a good deed and open this place up and now I find out not only does it mean I'm supposed to be "serving wench" for the night, but I'm supposed to cook as well?
And here was me thinking I'd just get a drink and go and join Sarah in the jacuzzi
Quote by Sarah
You hate the GFZ!!!
Cider here please tonight :P
I know, but I felt it my duty to give a little bit of joy in the midst of all the chatroom moans. :angel:
So how does this work then?
If I open it does it mean I have to fetch everyone drinks, or can we hire a barman so I can retire to a quiet corner with you and a pint of cider? :rascal:
Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost!
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
I can't believe I (of all people) am starting this thread, but I think everyone could do with a drink today!!!!!
Quote by foxylady2209
A slight hijack here- but how do people contact admin? You say 'pm them'. Who is 'them'? I looked at the Contact Us bit on the left but it takes you to a page about reporting technical problems - is that 'them'? Same subject, is there a list of mods and chatroom ops?
There's an account in the name of "Admin" so you send a pm to "Admin"
sexyangelGlad you're enjoying the site.
Keep a look out for Socials (these don't get stickied) and also for munches arranged later in the year (they only get stickied 4 months before the event) so you may have time to make arrangements for the kids if you find one earlier enough
Meanwhile why not come in The Cafe, join in some of the banter and get to know some of the peeps you might be socialising with in the not too distant future :thumbup:
Quote by Sarah
HI
Yes I did source the pin badges (500) and pay in total myself for them originally (the design of them was done by others).
I have sold all mine.
I suggest a PM to Naughty Wigan Couple, as I think they have some (about 30 or so)
But as they as when they are gone they are gone.
I have a few spare
