HornyLittleBlonde's Forum Posts

21 May 2006

Quote by winchwench
Anyone else really miss Silk & Big G?

I do now.....and I never really knew 'em! They dissapeared soon after I appeared......coincidence, or am I really that scary? :shock:

pmsl
It wasn't you hun kiss

They disappeared when the site was sold :cry:

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21 May 2006

Shameless bumb redface

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21 May 2006

Anyone else really miss Silk & Big G?

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21 May 2006

I'm not sure what it is that widens the screen.
My sloganiser one doesn't stretch the page on my laptop, but let me know if it's affecting anyone else and I remove it as I totally agree with your comments - the stretched page is just soooo annoying

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21 May 2006

Quote by Darkfire
can anyone supply earplugs?
I fear Steps & Spice Girls may have the same effect as sunlight does to vampires :scared:

I'll get you some industrial strength ones we use airside at EMA - that should do the trick :thumbup:

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21 May 2006

Quote by Darkfire
Angel :shock: :shock:
good grief no one's EVER called me that before!! :shock:

Word of your pink fluffiness is starting to get round :giggle:
btw Do you think Chesterfield is trying to invade & conquer the LMU forum? Oh the power :twisted:

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21 May 2006

Quote by Darkfire
If ya playing Steps & Spice Girls I am not coming.
So strongly do I feel about this, I shall stay sober and drive home if necessary. :rude:

spice girls vs breakfast. take ya pick :twisted:

Nah you should go Darkfire - we need photographic evidence of Marcuso and Sharif doing their "Tragedy" dance :giggle:
bolt

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20 May 2006

Are the speed signs temporary ones and are they just a white circle surrounded by a red circle or do they have a yellow background?
If they have a yellow background you're in luck as they do not meet legal criteria

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20 May 2006

Why don't you come and join us on 3rd June Beaker?

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20 May 2006

Quote by shayz1
I've followed this thread through and a thought that occurred to me is that when checking out womens profiles, a lot are blank. I understand why that might be... but it doesn't help the poser of the original question or anyone else get an answer as to why women are on site.. Men are castigated in various postings for not having profiles and info generally but women are there ...just because they are?? Can anyone explain why any member of the site gets away with no profile even if it says I do not choose to have a profile?
Shay

I think it's perfectly acceptable for men, women or couples to have a blank profile if they don't want random people contacting them.
If someone comes in here moaning that they can't get a shag and they haven't got an ad, pics or completed profile then the advice given is usually to complete the above whether it be a male, female or couple.
The reality is that the latter is usually the single males

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20 May 2006

Quote by blonde
I am going to support the Team with the prettiest T-shirts !!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Blonde I'm soooo disappointed in you evil

I thought you'd be supporting the team with the nicest thighs lol

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20 May 2006

Quote by markz
is scotland or wales in the finals :giggle:

Nope and neither is Bedfordshire :giggle:

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20 May 2006

I'm 34DD not sure what that translates as in SH terms

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20 May 2006

Who knows Da69ve
Maybe it actually works for him.
He may have got a meet out of the last post dunno

At the risk of sounding like Cilla Black, Saruman please come back and tell us if it works because I am genuinely interested if you hae had a response to your previous posts

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20 May 2006

Quote by alan_acomb
My question to the forum is:
At what point does a Fetish become a perversion?

At the Point it appears in the NOTW lol

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20 May 2006

Well you certainly know how to make an entrance!!! :shock:
Firstly, I think the reason your not getting any is because of you attitude. The number of single men on here far outways the couples and the single fems, so your already on an uphill battle.
Add to that you seem to believe that other members should be queuing up to gratify you. Think about it. If you were a single female swinger, would you choose to swing with a guy who believed in respect and mutual satisfaction or with a bloke who wanted a quick shag to satisfy his own sexual desires? rolleyes

Secondly WFT has directing and non directing got to do with whether people are swinging or not dunno

Do you believe that if people who didn't want to be directed on cam were forced to put up with being directed against their wishes then there'd be more swinging going on? dunno

Can anyone explain the link between the directing thing and how that makes a difference to whether or not people swing because I just don't get it confused

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19 May 2006

Crossing my fingers and toes that the weather holds out for you kiss

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19 May 2006

Quote by Vix-n-Reese
Can you get a bigger penis? Yes you can! I know this from personal experience and can let you in on a sure-fire method for doing so:
For years, my wife has fancied a larger penis. And, to be honest, I, too, was growing rather weary of my meagre male member.
We searched high and low for methods of attaining this goal, but could not find a reliable solution. Then, one fateful day, we did this...
....AND IT WORKED! It wasn't long before I was finally able to have the massive cock that I'd craved, and I can't begin to tell you just how appreciative the wife was!
So give it a go...and it won't be long before you, too, can have a bigger penis! *

pmsl
Still searching for that elusive Bi male I take it lol

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19 May 2006

Quote by delsutton

I am the hand, or is that the finger, of your god

Not if you're supporting Argentina you're not! lol

Errrmmm, did I say Argentina? Of course, I mean England, so easy to get confused between the two.
Obviously I'm supporting England, but being part Dutch I also like to see the boys in orange do well and they're in Argentina's group so I'll fight you for that one duel

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19 May 2006

Quote by delsutton
I am the hand, or is that the finger, of your god

Not if you're supporting Argentina you're not! lol

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19 May 2006

Quote by delsutton
As we're now just 3 weeks from the start of the Soccer World Cup 2006, is A. Anyone interested and B. If so, who are you supporting?
For my part I'm going with Argentina

Traitor!!!!!
Do you not remember "The Hand of God?"
Bad Bad Del!!!! :twisted:

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19 May 2006

Quote by Devon1

truth-beauty-freedom-love-starfish , was the tag line to which film?

HLBPorn Volume 11 ?
Can you get that in WHsmiths lol

If you can then dammies a dead man :shock:

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18 May 2006

Quote by H-x

Dammie's point about only meeting people you've met before is an odd one though, I'm hoping that's not a widely held view, else how are us newbies supposed to meet? Sorry, I may have misinterpreted.
H.x

Yep, I was right - wrong end of the stick grabbed with both hands.
H.x
Somehow I don't think finding people willing to meet you is going to be a problem for you hun kiss

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18 May 2006

Quote by H-x

Or without at least having the courtesy to find out ??
As in copping a feel of the titties while saying hello

I thought that was the secret masons hand shake?
H.x
Well if it is, I have a secret mason's :kick: for a response
Like Blonde said it's all about attitude and bad manners and desperation are my 2 pet hates

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18 May 2006

Quote by phil_osopher

Dammie's point about only meeting people you've met before is an odd one though, I'm hoping that's not a widely held view, else how are us newbies supposed to meet? Sorry, I may have misinterpreted.
H.x

I agree with Dammie and HLB - it's a damned good idea to meet someone through social contact first and thenplay if you get along. That's basically what we do now.
In that respect, your best plan is to get to the next munch as soon as possible! lol

I know my (or should I now say our) way isn't for everyone and if you look at the number of forum/users compared to the ads, we are obviously in the minority.
I've never ruled out meeting someone through the ads system and if someone we both liked contacted us then we'd certainly consider it.
The reasons I choose to swing with people I've met socially are varied:
1) I'm a much better judge of a persons character when I meet them in person
2) I can't judge chemistry with people over the internet - and for me there has to be chemistry
3) No worries about them sending pics from 20 years ago or going on cam in "subdued lighting"
4) You can judge if the the "Every holes a goal" type as they're trying it on with every single fem in the room
And speaking specifically about my Bi side. I see playing with another woman very differently than I do playing with another man.
Sex with another male for me can be a physical thing - yes I need to be attracted, but it can be a pure lust thing.
Sex with another woman for me has always been as much an emotional attraction as it is physical and there are very, very few women in life that I have actually wanted to play with.
For that reason I feel more compelled to want to not just meet them, but get to know them reasonably well.

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18 May 2006

Quote by DeeCee
if a man of 25 looks for sex, he is discribed as a virile stud, if a man of 65 looks for sex he is discribed as a lecherer. this shows soceity double standards. a man of 65 is entitled to look for sex just as much as a 25 year old , would you agree.

i reckon that it depends on the age of the person you're chasing...........ie . if youre 65 and trying to score with a 25 yr old girl.... youre gonna be seen as a bit of a perv aint ya?
theres no double standards if you keep within your age group............or as near as damn it.
I wanted to post in this thread because "Lecherous" is a word I use every now and then.
Personally I don't think it is related to age. I am just as likely to describe a 21 year old as lecherous.
I've been trying to think what particular factors make me describe someone as lecherous and I'm finding it hard.
I think someone who comes across as desperate and tries to touch people when they know the attention is unwanted would be my best definition.

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18 May 2006

Quote by sexkittenhfx
hiya dammie and HLB, id love to come if theres any room for me? im not sure if the list is still open or if its a reserve list now...either way!
a hotel list and any offers of a lift would be great too!
thanks
xxxx

You're on the list sweetie :thumbup:
Hotel list on it's way :happy:

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18 May 2006

Quote by Versace Vase
Im about to retire and have sumond my female man sevant to do what is expected, Versace Towers is closing and will be recieving my "lucky" guests soon.. ahem if your good. I thank you and good night.

I've only just seen this.
I can't decide if you're trolling or going through a sub phase and trying to get lots oof fems to beat you with a big stick lol

Nice to see you in the Cafe :thumbup:

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16 May 2006

Quote by firelizard
We're soooo sorry, we won't be able to make it after all. Loads going on in life at the moment and its just toooo difficult, but we hope you have a fab evening and our thoughts will be with you all.
Love
Firelizard and Stormwalker xxxxxxxxxx

Aww
And I was hoping your mum might come as well lol

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15 May 2006

I tend to watch the opening night so I know who the people are and can follow who people at work are talking about.
If I hear something on the radio that there's been a big row or something then I might watch it, but generally I find it rather dull

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