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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Typical. All the women are horny so we let them in for the evening an not a man in site rolleyes
Guys get in here - we need a barman :giggle:
Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost!
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in

Well we appear to have some new eye candy this weekend and I'm feeling a little fruity (what with all the new avatars) so for one week only I suggest we let some of the gorgeous men into the GFZ :giggle:
White wine please wink
Quote by Darkfire
look what you've done to us, even the rottweiler's panting like a bitch on heat rotflmao
all that time in the ads section, 1 day in here and there's a fookin queue!! :rotflmao:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Here was me trying to be subtle and you go in with the bloody sledgehammer lol
I will point out that I looked at both pictures :smug:
but I will admit to feeling ever-so-slightly twitchy redface
wave
:welcome: to the forum
Well you seem to be fitting in well so far - your threads already on page 4. Nothing to do with the pics eh ladies? innocent
There all just a bunch of pervs in here - except me of course. I just came in out of curiosity :angel:
Quote by Mallock2006
I have no idea about your missing M's but your advert will automatically say "Details removed etc" if you type MSN or etc.

He couldnt type MSN......
He'd got no M's rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry redface
:giggle:
Sorry but that just really made me laugh surprisedops:
How odd
I just checked my adds and the m's are there, but they've disapeared from my profile text - I now have a partner called dabuster :shock:
There's obviously some pervy people sending "mmmmmm" messages and stealing all our m's confused
Quote by Darkfire
Oh! I like you & your dry sense of humour already lol
you can have an extra couple 'o questions now :lol2:

rotflmao
btw Like the new signature Darkfire :giggle:
Quote by salfordcouple
ello and welcome to SH
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15156.html

That sounded realy nasty or was that my mis unerstanding? We just want to join in!
wave Salfordcouple
:welcome: to SH
I think Northeast couple were answering your question about where the stickies are by giving you a link.
Don't think they were being nasty - just trying to help.
Feel free to ask any questions, we're all quite nice & happy to help kiss
Quote by Darkfire
it is done :mrgreen: . Darkmatt is officially nominated and has recieved his first pm of the week rotflmao
rally the troops HLB, we got ourselves a victim! :happy: :rotflmao:
Welcome to the Asylum Mr Matt wink

OK my pm's sent
I think 3 questions is pretty fair to be going on with lol
Quote by Darkfire
OMG!! does this mean.....surely not....you're shittin me!! .....pm victim of the week is back!!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce:

You are soooooo evil
But I like your thinking :giggle:
Quote by Freckledbird
rolleyes

Sometimes, just one emoticon says it all lol
You do realise that post is going to come back & haunt you someday don't you? :lol:
Did anyone else read the title of the thread and think it was about
Maturity & Understanding Emoticons? :doh:
Quote by Dave__Notts
Just for Freckledbird.......a bit from the highway code lol
When taking the last exit or going full circle
signal right and approach in the right-hand lane
keep to the right on the roundabout until you need to change lanes to exit the roundabout
signal left after you have passed the exit before the one you want.
Dave_Notts

What does it say if you're planning to go round the roundabout several times before choosing an exit?
Quote by Dave__Notts
Usung it how

Wasn't that the chinese x-factor judge?
Dave_Notts
You're spending far too much time in FB's company.
If you get her spelling skills, does that mean she gets your sense of direction? lol
We play "Hit, Miss or Maybe"
Dammie spends ages perving adds and then sends me a pm with links to all the profiles of people he thinks I might like.
Then I pm him back with each link labelled "Hit, Miss or Maybe" biggrin
Quote by Freckledbird
The worst drivers are those that wear hats whilst driving. FACT!

Where did you get that fact from?
Yes where did you get that because it's incorrect.
The worst drivers are specifically those wearing flatcaps lol
Quote by lilnfil
the answer to this should be good........
one blonde confusing another lol
fil bolt

smackbottom
fil what would you have from the ice cream van?
Quote by poshkate
HLB: if an icecream van pulled up outside of your house right now - what would you buy?

A 99
would that be with or without a flake......?
Got to be with a flake
Quote by PoloLady
HLB: if an icecream van pulled up outside of your house right now - what would you buy?

A 99
Quote by Warmer
This thread is bocoming a load of pants now.
(sorry )
redface

biggrin
Yep you right it is a bit pants lol
Time for a change of direction
Pololady: How many bras do you have?
Quote by Drewxcore
Andie Williams- Cant Take My Eyes off of You

Oooh can't believe I missed that one off. That's one of our "going to munches" songs biggrin
Quote by bigothguy
there is always of music related topics on the forum
butnot sure thi one has been used and so as a keen music fan
have always loved music and when asked what my favorite bands ever are cant answer so i wondered
Whats your favourite band ever

OOO you have to tell us yours first!
Any reason why Bigothguy? dunno
not going to happen