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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 65
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Here's a few oh my favourites
Don't stop me now - Queen
Sexual healing - Marvin Gaye
Yoshimi battles the pink robots part 1 - The Flaming Lips
It's raining men - The Weather Girls
Angels - Robbie Williams
You're so vain - Carly Simon
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I don't think I can answer that.
Even in my teenage years I never had a particular favourite.
I've always like a variety of music and some of my favourite songs are from quite different artists

ok lets rephrase it which band do you have the most music of or you listen the most to:-
Still struggling I'm afraid
Most of the CDs I have are compilations that have lots of songs on I like.
I don't think I can answer that.
Even in my teenage years I never had a particular favourite.
I've always like a variety of music and some of my favourite songs are from quite different artists
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PoshKate: Do you have a narrow boat, or do I just imagine it? smile

lol sorry hun you've imagined that one..... :lol:
I can't quite imagine PK on the manchester ship canal rotflmao
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Can you spare him to do mine?

What do I get in return?
Whatever you want honey wink
Cakey bun? I do a very nice Mississippi mud pie - ask Choon!
Excellent.
It's a done deal :thumbup:
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Buy shirts that don't need ironing - much easier wink

Or get dammie to iron everything :giggle:
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
FB passes HLB a shirt to iron!

Not a good thing to do
If you're lucky it would just be more creased
If you're unlucky it would be burnt or have a hole it it :doh:
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Dammie is really Sponge Bob Squarepants? :shock:

PMSL
No it's just I can only iron things like tea towels & pillow cases redface
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it depends on what I'm doing redface

The ironing of course rolleyes
:shock:
Don't hold your breath waiting to hear her ironing :roll:
Ermm I don't do ironing (apart from little square things) surprisedops:
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HLB.....
Are you a screamer, whimperer or silent?? :giggle: sorry I just need to know these things redface

Honest answer
it depends on what I'm doing surprisedops:
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. . . will you make me a cuppa? I'm parched.

Good idea.
HornyLittleBlonde - Cock or coffee ?
Cup of tea then cock wink
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Yep right in one.
(sorry for being late on site today, nbut he has been playing with his frogs, and has found 2 more lol )

:shock:
Glad I didn't come round for breakfast then - don't quite fancy frogs legs :giggle:
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well just looked and everything is on your add and in your profile so its all set for you two. lol

Thanks for looking northeastcouple, but like i say its still showing people that we are not intrested in ie couple and single guys.
Can anyone else shed so light on this as i must be doing something wrong
wave
The people who might be of interest feature is a bit strange, I think it's all a bit random.
Best advice I can give is not to bother with it.
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All girls together? :shock: AND I'VE MISSED MOST OF IT???????
:doh: banghead

and me too!! wave
And Drew and Madammie :giggle:
wave Columbia
Well done on taking the plunge into the forum.
I'm sure you'll enjoy it wink
If you're unsure of anything feel free to ask - either in the forum or in pm :thumbup:
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OOOh Mal, thanks so much for the chocs, now sod off and leave the girlies to have fun lol

That's a bit harsh isn't it confused
We need at least 1 barman :giggle:
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Anyone can open a free account. They then let me know the details of it and Admin grant it full permissions for the few days the Ball runs. But you only open it within the week before the Ball
Mal
wink

Wohoo sounds like fun.
I suggest we try and pick a weekend when there are no munches or large socials unless anyone has a better idea dunno
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I've seen me coming home from work at lunchtime to hide any incriminating evidence....

Ahh the old "De-sex the house routine" I remember it well redface
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A little background.
As some know, I've been a bit off colour lately. I don't start to get mobile until around 1 or 2pm, and can't use my hands/fingers too well for most of the day. Can't even roll my fags some days. And I get quite a dig in the back and chest if I try to breath deeply, sneeze, cough or laugh
Well. A couple of days ago HLB started to feel pain in her neck (other than me) We're thinking trapped nerve or similar. Last night, as she really struggled to get up off the duvet on the floor, about 1am, I was half an inch from ringing for an ambulance.
Obviously, she has the same problem coughing, sneezing or laughing.
So this morning we decide the best place for her was A&E.
Options
1 - Risk me driving her there. A none starter that early in the day really.
2 - Taxi. Not really suitable. Taxi drivers not that well known for being sympathetic and ill passenger considerate.
3. - Ambulance. Well ............ not strictly speaking a 999 case.
4 - Phone a friend.
We decide on 4. No problem, I think about ringing an SH'er that's been a real pal to me recently, picking me up to get me out of the house for an hour or so, but realise it's the weekend and she'll be with family and not want to disrupt her Saturday. HLB decides to phone her dad. He lives about 15 miles away.
I've met her parents a few times, but they've not been here before.
While she's on the phone I look around the lounge.
Me "I'll have to tidy some of this stuff and de-sex at least the downstairs"
HLB "Hmmm. You're probably right dunno "
Me "Baby, if I went to pick my daughter up from a blokes house to take her to hospital in pain; and walked in to find a duvet and pillows on the lounge floor with a camcorder or camera facing it, mounted on a tripod and connected with wires to the TV - I'd smack the fucker"
HLB " Have you moved all my toys out of the bathroom in case he needs the loo ?" (Toy wash day)
So there we were, me either on my hands and knees, or bent double, her unable to move from the chest up, trying to roll up duvets, disconnect the HLBPorn gear, pick up or move the flavoured lubes, condoms and toys, munch badges and other sex/SH paraphernalia that are scattered about the place, both in agony - pissing ourselves at the situation, trying not to laugh and giggle like girls but failing miserably.
I know you probably had to be there.
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:smug:
Now how about quoting different people in one reply?
sorry, I know im a pest redface
Louise xx

TBH if you're going to quote multiple people from a thread I find it easier to open 2 SH windows.
Have one with a new reply and then in the other window, find the 1st post you want to quote. press the quote button and copy the quote.
Then past it into the window and then add each quote 1 at a time.
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I seem to have messed up some of my signature stuff and can't sort it out redface surprisedops:

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an someone direct me to some info (which must be here somewhere) so that I can sort out my sig.

I think thats it
Yeay well done louise - you did it! :thumbup:
It really does amaze me the number of people who wish to air their dirty laundry in public.
If you're 17, had a baby and aren't sure which of 5 guys the father is, why on earth would you want the whole country to know about it? dunno
Being in full time (dayshift) employment I don't nomrally get to see these sorts of programs, but while I've been at home the last few weeks I've been facinated by it :shock:
Facinated mostly by the fact that people actually go on there by choice - I'm sure the novelty will wear off in a week or so lol
I spoke to dambuster on the phone earlier and he asked me to post this on his behalf (as he won't be back on line until the weekend)
"Thanks to Martin for coming in to answer the thread and to action it so quickly" :thumbup: