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HornyLittleBlonde
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 51
Straight Female, 66
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OK we're all a bit bored so I thought I'd try an experiment
We all know the search button is more of a friend to some than others so I thought I'd post a challenge
Describe a thread and challenge others to find it
Hopefully this will resurrect some of the interesting threads on here and let us see who really is the search button's friend.
So here is mine.
Does anyone remember the munch that never was a month that some one was going to organise in 1 week :shock:
It was in the let's meet up section and I think it ran to about 15 pages in the end
Happy Hunting
We all know the search button is more of a friend to some than others so I thought I'd post a challenge
Describe a thread and challenge others to find it
Hopefully this will resurrect some of the interesting threads on here and let us see who really is the search button's friend.
So here is mine.
Does anyone remember the munch that never was a month that some one was going to organise in 1 week :shock:
It was in the let's meet up section and I think it ran to about 15 pages in the end
Happy Hunting
As it's a Bank Holiday I'm having a bit of a spring clean.
Please can I request any "bump your postcount threads" be posted in here.
On a positive note, try the new SH software - Post Picker 2006 to select a great post topic for you.
So far the trial for this program seems to be hugely effective.
Post Picker 2006
Please can I request any "bump your postcount threads" be posted in here.
On a positive note, try the new SH software - Post Picker 2006 to select a great post topic for you.
So far the trial for this program seems to be hugely effective.
Post Picker 2006
Here's a suggestion.
If anyone sends you a 1 liner with a cock shot, send them this:
Why Cock shots don't work
If anyone sends you a 1 liner with a cock shot, send them this:
Why Cock shots don't work
Quote by Dlep
... The munch, in what ever shape it takes can be rescheduled to when ever.
From Fallen Angel and I, we both wish you and HLB the BEST. And that we will see you very soon.
Dlep (and on behalf of Fallen Angel)
Thanks for all the well wishes
I just wanted to clarify this point so there's no misunderstanding.
The non munch is stilltaking place on the 3rd June. It will go ahead run as a normal munch.
The only thing changing is the not-wedding part.
Quote by davej
Blonde I would love to play, but right now since reading Polo's alien post I'm struggling with flashbacks to a frightening incident in November 1983 when I was transported from my bed to a small 15 cover transport cafe on the outskirts of Chingford, where 'other beings' took various tissue and fluid samples from me, collected a selection of squeezy sauce bottles, cutlery and back issues of 'Scania Today' before climbing into what I took to be a tea urn and leaving through the back door at 03:47 hrs in . I'm considering posting the full and frightening story in her post, but fear folk won't believe me
You really do need therapy.
Anyway how are the breadsticks? Are they enjoying their new lives as croutons?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Personally I wear thongs as I have quite a small bum and they fit better
How the hell am i supposed to get to sleep tonight now, is it not bad enough that the mere sight of your name gets me a little worked up in the trouser area, but now you think it appropriate to place the image of your pert arse in my mind as well.
theres laws against that sort of behavior you know
Meaty
Go for a cold shower!!
only if you send HLB round to scrub my back
Now where did I put those pics of Sarah and I in the shower :rascal:
Quote by peenut
well it seems to me to be rather unfair in that if one is in a relationship be that male/female or male/male female/female it is ok to advertise for a 3rd person or couple of any sort, yet if one is on their own it is looked on (if one is male) that anything other than gay male or hetrosexual female is ! I agree its irritating to get a pm from those that don't read YOUR ad but what harm is it to profile ones self ? I am sure that there are Bi gay couples that would seek a swinger of the oppsite sex, but again how does one put it if I as a single male is placing the ad ?
You don't quite get it do you peenut :doh:
What we're trying to say here is why would a gay female (not straight, not Bi) want to meet men?
Men seem to understand that:
straight women have sex with men
straight men have sex with women
Bi women have sex with men and women
Bi men have sex with men and women
Gay men have sex with only men
But then
Gay women have sex only with other women just doesn't sink in
Something else I just remembered was a single girl who was on a list for a munch and asked for her "partner" to be added as she was no longer a single.
She sent the pm on a Saturday afternoon having met the man the previous Friday and starting thier relationship on the Sunday.
As previously stated I know Tatty has the common sense to invite someone along under those circumstances, but not everyone is blessed with her brain power
She sent the pm on a Saturday afternoon having met the man the previous Friday and starting thier relationship on the Sunday.
As previously stated I know Tatty has the common sense to invite someone along under those circumstances, but not everyone is blessed with her brain power
Quote by Tramper
"2 confused bints who need a real man to show then what they've been missing and turn them back"
You shouting me again HornyLittleBint ??????
You dumped that chump yet ???
OMG I can't believe I just fed the troll !!!!
Now get back in your box before I send saucyminx after you :scackbottom:
splendid. :welcome: to the forum
Unfortunately all logic seems to go out the window when it comes to gay women.
For some guys when they read "gay woman" or "lesbian" there is some kind of chemical reaction and the message is received by the brain as:
"Sexy chicks for want to put on a show for me"
"2 horny chicks I can have a threesome with"
"2 confused bints who need a real man to show then what they've been missing and turn them back"
Quote by outstanding
hehehe... kids names are like fashion they come and go....
i wanna pretend to become a celeb and if i have kids call them breeze block and tapioca
Nearly as bad as Missy coming up with our twins - HornyBuster and DamBlonde Here
Quote by fantasycpl
just a little one here but why oh why do the stars insist on giving there kids silly names that they have to live with all there lifes, the latest one heared of is chris martin from cold play and his wife gwyneth paltrow named there son moses ??????.
I think Moses is an improvement considering they named their first child Apple.
I work for an american company and some of the names of the average person amuse me.
There are 3 people I talk to named Jesus (although I didn't realise at first as they are of Mexican origin and pronounce it as "Hey Zeus").
The funniest though was about 4 years ago and I had to speak to a Dick Black and got his name the wrong way round
