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16 Jun 2005

Sarah, thank you for all of your efforts in saving the Munch, my hand is on your glass as we speak. Is it Vodka Ice again?
Thank you also to Clare and Steve, for starting it all in the first place.
I hope everything pans out for you.
John
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14 Jun 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Use a virgin train the have bigger loos lol

Surely the train is no longer Virgin?
John
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14 Jun 2005

Quote by dambuster
That way; I might actually hear - should anyone actually talk to me ops: :oops:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: at myself

pmsl
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
John
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14 Jun 2005

Quote by dambuster
And possibly a hard ????

A Hard hat? why would you want to go to a party in a hard hat??????
I would love to attend Debbibewebbs that is if I'm allowed. I am happy to help on the door, but will not be available until 00:30 hours.
John
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13 Jun 2005

Happy Birthday Mr GHC, hope you had a great day and an even better evening.
John
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12 Jun 2005

Quote by sizzling
I am now leading a seperate life from my husband even though we are still living under the same roof, after many years being in a shit relationship why is it we are now talking to each other like normal human beings, Anyone else in this situation???? And if any lady out there can tell me how to find a nsa genuine guy all help will be most welcome

I am in a similar situation at present Sizzling, and it's true, we seem to get on better now than before.
But she has just met a new man, and things look set to change.
Good luck in your quest.
John
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12 Jun 2005

Quote by Gemmalou85
So any sympathy would be gratefully appreciated!!!
I no i shouldnt ask but i feel so lonely!

:therethere: :therethere: Gemma, and here's :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: to try to cheer you up.
John
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12 Jun 2005

Could you include me for a band and pin.
Thank you
John
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12 Jun 2005

Breathes a huge sigh of relief, send Moribus to the Duck Tape Cupboard after a quick smackbottom

and then attends to the monumentus occassion of Calista's anniversary.
Congratulations Calista.
John
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9 Jun 2005

Hides in corner hoping not to be noticed.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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9 Jun 2005

Me I'm off to Tescos, just to see how many others there are.
redface

Sorry wasn't meant to come in here. surprised

ops:
John
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9 Jun 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
who said it was a sin, if your wanting to try it, go and do it... your not going to get crucified for trying

What they said! wink

Roger the Dragon cool

I concur, just who said it was a Sin???????
John
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9 Jun 2005

Believe it or not, water is the best thing, just wash the keyboard, but make sure that you dry it properly. If you take sugar in your coffee, and you don't wash it off, you could be in trouble.
John
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9 Jun 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Confessed?! What is there to confess? Clothes are for outdoors, and it only depends on the location.
Venusxxx

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Very true.
Can I clean your windows????
:wink:
John
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9 Jun 2005

All the very best to both of you, and I hope you continue to pop in here from time to time just to say hello.
John
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9 Jun 2005

I read an article in the Daily Mail today ( see I am almost intelligent) where a number of women confessed to doing their house work in the nude.
Now I wish to know is this a frequent occurance, and do many of you do the same thing?
John
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9 Jun 2005

Strikes me, it will be hard to put on, and even harder to take of. For Gods sake, I've only just mastered the art of removing her bra.
John
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9 Jun 2005

Cogratulations Sean, I look forward to reading your posts over the next twelve months.
Thank you for your contributions.
Hope you are feeling better now, and things are on the up again.
John
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9 Jun 2005

:cheers: May I just propose a welcome to your new HomeToast. Have a great time.
Congratulations
John
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9 Jun 2005

Kouros, and Channel Pour Homme.
John
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9 Jun 2005

Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday dear Dino
Happy Birthday to You.
Have a great day
John
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7 Jun 2005

To late again, just my luck, have fun on here.
john
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7 Jun 2005

Quote by les_southwest
shame naughty wigan couple keep coming down follow the mutleys go on you no you want to lol times we get to cornwall we will have a convoy lol

Count me in, got the tent packed, and if Mrs Muttley has not got the Rice I'll bring some with me.
john
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7 Jun 2005

Quote by JQL
I'm 49 I should be over things like this... Shouldn't I?

Why? Never give up.
John
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7 Jun 2005

Sorry then click submit at the bottom of the reply.
John
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7 Jun 2005

Just click on the post reply button at the bottom of each thread.
John
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7 Jun 2005

A welcome to the much slower pace f life that is the forum.
John
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7 Jun 2005

:welcome: Grab a :beer: and make yourself comfortable.
John
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7 Jun 2005

Oh Sod it, I have never met you, but on the strength of this thread I've just invited myself to Cornwall. I adore cream teas.
Glad things are looking good, please can I have an extra helping of Strawberry Jam.
John
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7 Jun 2005

Quote by bailiffs

ive been told i look like these two
amanda holden and sinead from fame academy i look nothing like them theres the pictures to compare!!!!!

To Quote the words from another Sinead, "Nothing Compares to you".
Thank god for tallnhairy, save me having to make a choice.
John
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