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6 Jun 2005

Bored with what, I agree there's not much on TV tonight. I'd take salt_n_pepper advice, and run now. bolt

John

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by dambuster
John ! ! ! ! !
You think I'd wobble around in/on stillettoes sober ??????????????

I was trying to hush that bit up, didn't want everyone to know, just trying to defend your honour.
John
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6 Jun 2005

Quote by lucille
give me a minute guys im having trouble trying to find a pic to post without a cock either in my ass or mouth.
i have a nice one of our caravan.?
lucille
x

That would be nice Lucille. I love pictures of Caravans, I suppose as usual I got here too late yet again, mind dirtydoggers description has given me something to think about.
:welcome: To the site by the way.
John
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6 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Men really getting soooooooooo wrong, clearly too much to drink over the weekend for the pair of you both

Who us? Dammie and me too much to drink, Sarah how could you say such a thing about two sober members of this site.
John
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6 Jun 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9"
Hi Sam. You'll be just fine here. I'm shy too!

Eager Shy You.
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6 Jun 2005

Quote by cummon
Should I embark on a tour of the UK to buy all you bored ladies a drink :

Could take you a while, but hey you seem to have a couple of weeks in bith cases.
John
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6 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
Welllllllllllll, one thing led to another, you know how it is :twisted:

Except I've run out of tea bags again, must leave this bloody computer alone one day.
John
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6 Jun 2005

Quote by sam.
just to let you all know i am female
Sam xx

Trust me to get it wrong yet again :doh:
John
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6 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
FFS
I leave the place for half a day and come back to find the place has turned into a bloody animal shelter.
Someone get a broom and get these fleabags out of here. :twisted:

So does it really take half a day to boil a kettle?
John
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6 Jun 2005

Welcome mate, just relax and enjoy yourself.
John
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6 Jun 2005

Quote by Alfbede
Sounds a bit like a scam to me I would talk to Vodaphone they can probably help, and possibly trace the source and put a stop to it....

Sounds like good advice to me Tracey-Jayne, and I think I'd go that route rather than let them know your number is active by sending them a stop text. Sounds somewhat similar to Phising emails.
John
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6 Jun 2005

Welcome aboard, make yourself comfortable and enjoy yourself.
John
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6 Jun 2005

We will miss you Tatty, but if you need any help, or just someone to shout at, you know where to find me.
John
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6 Jun 2005

Hi Freddie :welcome: to our little piece of Heaven
John
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6 Jun 2005

John can you explain to me why it takes half an hour to pull open your clothes, count one and usually two, and then close your clothes :confused2:
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John

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
still say it a odd thing to have on there lol
whos are they tho thats what i wonna know

I can safely say having carefully just checked for the last half an hour it's not mine.
The mystery deepens.
John
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6 Jun 2005

Great Picture Dizzy.
Left me lost for words. Some might say that's a good thing.
John
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6 Jun 2005

Hello and Welcome to the addictive World of SH.
John

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5 Jun 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Kit-off is in the south is she not?? Two birds, one stone etc.

Got me there Sarge, that'll teach me not to tell you about the Titanic sinking.
John
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5 Jun 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko

Yep!! You are still a newbie until you have had sex with me! :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Right - shut up you lot!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Thought you were in your tank headed south.
John
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5 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
Twister! With custard!

Now that sounds like fun. Ok Left hand on red, right foot on yellow.
John
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5 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
FFS!!
Someone play with me!?!

What do you want to play Vix???
John
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5 Jun 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
With this tank I can go where ever I want to !!

Just remember that Little Brother is watching you. Mind he does appear to be asleep at the moment.
John
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5 Jun 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Woo hoo! Sarge is gonna play with me! Even though I hum!! :bounce:

Sarge jumps in the tank and starts heading down south!! :shock: :shock: lol

:smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:

I thought you had to remain in the house Sarge, or are you going to make a run for it?
John
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5 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
ooo seee you are creeping now!
to late ya done it now sarge........... your in her black book!

I didn't see him give out his phone number. Got to give him his due, he is quick.
Back to the thread.
You'll both fit in well.
Now can I go in your black book please.
John
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5 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

Right, I'm going to read this Titanic book instead - Now FFS, don't tell me what happens!!

You mean you don't know about the Ice Berg, I bet the ship sinks.
John
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oo he does now :twisted: :twisted:
I hope I didn't spoil it for him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :doh: :doh: :twisted: :twisted:
John
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5 Jun 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids

Horous you will have to stop trying to lead me astray by getting me drunk
Dawn

Me? Would I?
John
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YES!!!!!!!!!
lol

How can you say such a thing, I didn't keep buying you Smirnoff Ices, and making you suck them through that straw. It must have been someone else surely?
John
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5 Jun 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right, I'm going to read this Titanic book instead - Now FFS, don't tell me what happens!!

You mean you don't know about the Ice Berg, I bet the ship sinks.
John
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5 Jun 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I didn't dare ask in case I had to delete it!!!

I hope not, it has generated loads of interest. I think we should run a book on it.
John
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5 Jun 2005

I didn't dare ask, just in case the answer gave me nightmares.
John
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