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Horous
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by jezzay
for some reason..
im getting error ... .. i will be so grateful
I have taken on board lots of advice from this site - which meets to turn up to, how to improve my blowjob techinique. But one of the best ever was "Switch to Mozilla Firefox."
So easy to do - no cost -LOADS better than MS anything.
Jezzay.
You forgot Thunderbird, from the same stable, beats Outlook hands down.
John
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Quote by freckledbird
Is that because you used it all on your willy, John :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Not all of it. The cold water rinse afterwards stopped some of the burning sensation. So perhaps it's time I tried some of your other suggestions.
John
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Quote by polly40
Confession time!!!!!!!
Does this mean I am a lazy sod or do I have my priorities right????
Anyone out there have any thoughts on the matter?
Look forward to your replies
Bustylady40 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:silly:
Sounds to me like a case of right priorities. Now does she have time to do my Ironing as well, as I can't stand that bit. I don't mind the washing, it's just turn the knob to 4, but that Ironing lark seems well complicated, have you seen the number of different settings on the Iron.
The Mind Boggles.
John
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Quote by westerross
I say 'old chap' it's been pissing down all day here Horous is soaked, Vix is soaked, I am too. There's a tiny flucking hole in the clouds just above Davej's house and we're s'posed to be happy eh? Horous , my friend just ignore 'em - like I'm doing.....
:x :x
I shall now, as the Sun has just decided to shine, and I have a long cold drink, all that's missing is a topless Hornyred. But there are some blue tits feeding their young, so I'll have to watch them instead.
John
and :welcome: to the both of you have fun :thumbup: Sex God
Quote by Dino.
been sat in the garden , cold beer in hand , birds a singing , sun a shining , hornyred sunbathing (topless) :P life dont get much better than this
A topless Hornyred? Sunshine? Cold Beer? I'm once again in the wrong place.
I've got rain, clouds and dare I say it wind.
Still it is a lovely day.
John
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Quote by bevntony
Thanks to Mr_D and Chardonnay for organising a great night.
So many fantastic people - had a great time.
May I also add my thanks to the organisers, I had a great time.
Thanks also go to Bevntony, great to meet you both.
Kit-Off and Knightrider69, great to meet you at last,
Tazman nice to meet you, BiPoison, I still don't believe you. Mrand Mrs FC, please can I have my badge back, I have forgotten who I am.
Essexlady, mmmmmmmmmmm. Tatty, you are a star. GenHerts and Sarah nice to see you all again, same goes for you Rachel> Smokerjim, it was great to meet you at last.
Damn, I feel like I'm making one of those long Oscar Acceptence speeches, so I'd just like to thank everyone for making it a great night.
Dammie, I have to say " Those Boots Were Made For Walking"
John
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Had a partner that loved toothpaste, and all was good it gave extra pleasure. Then she decided that she fancied using my member to clean her teeth, and thoughtfully applied toothpaste to said upstanding member!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there is no tooth paste in my house anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John
John
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WOW, thanks to everyone involved in organising the party, great time. Can I put my name down for the next.
Thank you to all of you wonderful people that I met for the first time, and those of you that had to put up with meeting me again, sorry but I won't go away.
Dammie, all I can say to you, is "Those Boots were made for walking".
Thanks again to everyone, I had a blast.
John
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Thank you to all of you wonderful people that I met for the first time, and those of you that had to put up with meeting me again, sorry but I won't go away.
Dammie, all I can say to you, is "Those Boots were made for walking".
Thanks again to everyone, I had a blast.
John
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