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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by Jags
Four pages on vibrating battery operated devices - wow come on people there must be more to life??
You mean like football???
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John
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Quote by butters999999
actually i find it strangly interesting how the guys seem to have taken more of a interest in this thread than the women :rascal:
Wanders if thats what all are partners will be buying us for christmas
Lindaxxx
Poor old Santa will be shake rattle and rolling his way around on Christmas Eve!!!!!
Or we won't see him at all, as he'll be parked up in a Layby somewhere trying out all these toothbrushes.
John
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Quote by NWfreckles
The dog is actually a female .....
The worst bit was he went on to say how the dogs bits and my bits inside were basically the same...(fair point) and yes he was deadly serious .....
But then went on to say he watched the vet(his bro apparently) perform the operation... and it was really easy and he cud probably do me!!!!!!!!! with a huge smirk on his face...
this was the comment that hurried me out of his office ... i neither want him to do me as in the op or do me in any other possible way .....ewwwwwww
Freckles
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The words Dickhead and arsehole come to mind, but must not write them down or I'll be bleeped.
John
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Quote by Alex_Female
Marya is a pussy hater, and when she visited my house, she mentioned her dislike of cats. One day, in an unprovocated way, she attacked my pussy in a temper-fulled rage, where she frenziled stabbed, YES STABBED :shock:, my beloved pussy.
One is forced to ask what Marya stabbed your poor pussy with? And what her actual target was supposed to be.
I am so glad that Jess made a full recovery.
John
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Like most have said before me, I was nervous, and twice driving to the venue, I almost turned round and went back home, but in the end treated it like any other social event where you are going to meet new people.
So glad I did get there, met some great people and had a good laugh. Am now trying to get to as many as possible to put faces to names, and have some idea whom I'm talking to on here.
John
So glad I did get there, met some great people and had a good laugh. Am now trying to get to as many as possible to put faces to names, and have some idea whom I'm talking to on here.
John
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
yeah u use the bristles :giggle: i find soaking it in warm water or rubbing some lube or toothpaiste on it is good makes it not to harsh
Now does it actually stop altogether? Or is it like my Braun that goes on a go slow for about 10 seconds before getting up to speed again?
John
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Quote by blonde
Babe,
U should have pointed out to the idiot ...... that a "Dog" is a male !!!! (females are all bitches !!!! bugger that doesn't sound right !!!!!)
Therefore, his "dog" couldnt have been sterilized..... it must have been castrated !!!!
Then U should have offered to help him with that..... just to see if he can run round the office the next day !!!!
Change your job babe...... He doesn't deserve ya !
As a male, I can only repeat what Blonde said, and if you do decide too Castrate him, can we all come and watch.
John
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Quote by Jiggle
i take people as i find then, i wouldn't judge someone for there ability or lack of them!..
the way i see it, a wheel chair doesnt change a persons personality, and that in my book is the most important thing about a person.
so no, it wouldn't stop me meeting a person if they were disabled
Jiggle
Extremely well put Jiggle. I couldn't agree more so LucyLocket enjoy yourself, and I hope to meet up with you sometime soon.
John
