...It depends on the beer available -
I only have crisps if its chemical fizz,
But if its
Batemans
Youngs
Palmers
J Lees
Eldridge Pope
Shepherds Neame
Fullers
Gibbs
Ansells
Adnams
Friary Meux
(ooops slight Southern Giveaway here0
Then I like the flavours to speak for themselves - It would be like having a hamburger with a bottle of 1975 Lafitte !
Who remembers the extra blue 'twist' bag of salt you got in Plain ones ?
Cheers everybody.
Hi etc ....
Flash is the Program that most people seem to use for Graphics for a web-page
Hope you get good marks for your efforts.
I had to do GCSE Maths course work for my entourage THREE times
I got 2 B's and a C - and did they thank me ???????
Good luck
If the agreed match with the Sarge goes ahead - can I serve the half-time oranges please ?
Well done Daffers old girl ( I assume !)
I wouldn't mind some serious input on this one either.
Perhaps the residents of Bedrock have some views as they obviously have thought things through.
Regards to all.
This one just gets better and better -
Vicky - why don't you just say you might have been in Lincolnshire in November and just put the poor guy out of his misery !
Wilma - get the poor woman to stop - her thighs will be rubbed raw !
If you have omitted to tell your commanding officer that you are planning a three month jolly in the USA - then I am sure you will be missed !
That was Brilliant - can't wait to try it out on my bank manager !
I well remember an ageing porn-star once telling me these wise words.
'If you cough a few times, laddie - the old todger pops in easy enough'
By way of explanation, the coughing should be done by the recipient.
Go on - have a cough now and feel what happens to your pelvic floor !
See what I mean !
This is all fascinating stuff, but how many of them can play whilst having vibrating eggs
cunningly inserted (I dare not mention where) whilst waiting for the manager to fire off the remote at an inopportune moment.
Funny how none of the 'Ladies' have added to this thread ! (apart from me that is)
OK chaps and chapesses - heres my little list
TV :
Mr Pastry
Adam Adamant
Free Wheelers
Zokko
Manhunt
The one with the geezer in the Kaftan and moustache who solved stuff and drove an aston martin DB4 - oh its on the tip of my tongue - Peter Somebody ?
Night Gallery
The avengers
Radio :
The Goons
The Navy Lark
Round the Horn
Gee this is sad - I have suddenly remembered all my old Rugby International Programmes in the loft -
Even the perverts seemed more fun in those days !
Down at the pub, she'd forgotten she had them inside her
Lucky girl - and what a great place to hide the mobile phone and the credit cards -
And sod trying the remote out in the gym - think huge - take her to a concert at the Albert Hall and fire the thing off during a John Cage piece.
That was a belter !...This is what Auctions are really about .....A fortune awaits this guy as a catwalk model ! - Nearly $4k isn't so bad either -
I am trying to place my in-laws on E-Bay !
...stands a surprised mother-in-law
Welcome one & all -
As I type this last message - the last of the rations were eaten last thursday, and already the vultures are circling overhead !
We have enough water to last until next monday....
after that........
..I shall have log out and go shopping or something.