Quote by Vicky_uk
The easiest way if they touch is to turn round and say " You ask a Lady before you touch"
If they touch again tell the staff and let them deal with them
Theres no need for it....and we shouldnt as females have to put up with it
I know I certainly dont
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I hate all men
aww lighten up nobody ever take me serious lol
I say everything on here with a pinch of salt, i can only speak from my experiences and i'm sorry but in the swinging scene i have found quite a lot of guys who are only into for themselves, i cannot speak from a male point of view about how women are and i am female (be it not a very good one i'll grant you that :lol2but of course theres going to be women who are just in it for themselves too but i was speaking of my experiences
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Interesting thread.
The title is "good at sex", which I always thought was a joint venture, and yet EVERY post (except one by meaty which was completely ignored) is purely about females' pleasure.
Might I suggest that your man might be more inclined to make more of an effort if you were to think about what HE wants once in a while? Staring motionless at the ceiling and then complaining about HIS performance doesn't cut it I'm afraid.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Interesting thread.
The title is "good at sex", which I always thought was a joint venture, and yet EVERY post (except one by meaty which was completely ignored) is purely about females' pleasure.
Might I suggest that your man might be more inclined to make more of an effort if you were to think about what HE wants once in a while? Staring motionless at the ceiling and then complaining about HIS performance doesn't cut it I'm afraid.
Quote by Jags
Heeeeeeere's Missy
:rotflmao: Quote by Calista
Fire Safety Knows how to use a hose
Forester Handy with a chopper
Global Conservation Can have sex without farting
Guide It goes HERE
Heritage sex in places of outstanding natural beauty
Hiker does it with boots on
Hill Walker this is a typo, surely?
Hobbies licking stamps, just for the practice
Interpreter I already know what voulez vous etc means
Librarian shags banned members?
Life Saver mouth to mouth (or lips to lips) expert
Martial Arts going through the kama sutra with soldiers
Master at Arms Grade 5 Dom
Mechanic knows how to use a cranking handle
Meteorologist cum rain or cum shine
Model Maker builds Claudia Schiffers out of eggboxes and sticky back plastic
My Faith praying while having sex.. "Oooooooh GOOOOOOOD!!"
Naturalist no artificial flavours
Basic Nautical Skills knows how to rock your boat
Nautical Skills as above, a bit wetter
Advanced Nautical Skills REALLY knows how to rock your boat!
Nautical Skills training options learning how to put on a "lifejacket"
Navigator doesn't need the Guide (see above)
Orienteer takes all day but gets there in the end
Photographer point and shoot :shock:
Physical Recreation whatever yanks your chain ;)Pioneer
Power Coxswain Viagra assistance is not permitted for this award
Public Relations doing it for an audience
Pulling doing impressions of rollneck sweaters
Quartermaster dividing your attention equally between 4 co-participants
Racing Helm demonstrate the value of the occasional quickie
Radio Communicator providing live sound effects for the late nite phone-in
Skater peforming in an adult version of Starlight Express
Smallholder well, nobody's perfect
Snowsports options: sex en piste or Snowballing
Sports Enthusiast proficient in various ball games
Survival Skills knows when to come up for air
Water Sports this one's a piece o' piss
World Faiths shagging all-comers regardless of creed
Writer getting published in the Swingers Stories section
Oh I give up .... any one else want to add?
C x
Quote by blonde
Hello u sexy little badge making boy scout !
What about "The SH member with the worst memory" badge ? and we know who should get that one dont we babe ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Or a badge stating :-
"Owner of a 4 four poster zimmer frame" ?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Missy
So changed to MissC - in keeping with the MissChief name, but with the Missy sound.....
But it looked funny :undecided: Just couldn't get comfy with it - kept wanting to do Domme things
) Quote by Alexandra
Photoshop rules :thumbup:
might be able to 'self-tan' your pic with a simple tint or hue shift. if not...
copy the layer with your pic, select the new layer, use the magic wand to select your area to colour, use the hue or tint tools (you need to experiment for best results and set undo levels to 99, in preferences). once coloured, adjust the opacity level to blend over the original pic.
if you get stuck or want any advice, PM me
Quote by Alexandra
i just love older men over 35 ....
