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14 Dec 2008

Quote by jaymar
I can't abide people with a high opinion of themselves.

I think it's a matter of degree. There's a fine line between self-respect and delusion, just as there is a fine line between humility and an inferiority complex. For me, arrogance and self-deprecation are equally unattractive. Sexy people are comfortable with who they are.

14 Dec 2008

Quote by Sixfootsix
Is there a certain quality that a person possesses that gives them that sexy appeal to you?
A smile?
Their voice?
Their lntelligence?
Their body?
Their wit?

All of the above. I would also add Ability To Suppress Gag Reflex. biggrin

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14 Dec 2008

Quote by TabbynTina
the Leona lookalike isnt anything special

I wonder who you could mean.
I thought Alexandra deserved to win because she was the only contestant (of the final three) to do consistently well. Of the other two acts in the final, Owen who can't spell his name is tone deaf and was only there because the entire population of N.I. kept voting for him and the boy band have only one member who can actually sing - the others were carried by the backing vocalists you never see.
You can tell that this is more of a popularity contest than a talent contest - otherwise why was the tone deaf boy in the final and Ruth Lorenzo, whose Bottom Two sing-off performances were just stunning, wasn't? Answer: It's because there wasn't a Spanish audience voting en masse
Of course the real winner was the same as last year and the year before and the year before that etc etc... there's always one guaranteed winner and his name is Simon.
I won't be buying Alex's single, but if Ruth ever records Purple Rain, I'm first in the queue.

14 Dec 2008

Quote by Riotandantony
No there is no such thing as "God" - just an invention of the superstitious ego.
Long live human intelligence and creativity - its the only thing thats ever got us anywhere.
All bible bashers should remember Jesus's last words ; "my father - why hast though forsaken me ?"

Personally I don't claim to know whether God exists or not, but the argument you've presented seems to be somewhat at odds with itself:
If you are correct and there is no God, then God is an invention of the "human intelligence and creativity" you find so laudable. How do you resolve this implied paradox? :twisted:

13 Dec 2008

Quote by kate07
Been a member for a bit now,but never meet anyone yet{very nervous and a little shy}but what does worry us is meeting someone who is not what they seem.
Has anyone had a bad experience with anybody whats got out of hand?
any advice ? would a club be better?
kate and tom

Personally I've always got to know people socially first, but I guess if you don't want to socialise all you can do is jump in and accept that sometimes it may not be as pleasant as you had hoped.
I would say that absolutely everyone falls into the category of "not what they seem" if your expectations are based purely on a website profile. That's not because people are generally deceptive, I think it's just that it's really hard to get an accurate picture of someone you haven't met, so I would say try not to have too many expectations to start with - just turn up and see if you like them. And if a new person is not what you hoped for, don't feel obliged to go through with anything out of a sense of politeness - it's perfectly OK to say sorry, we don't think you're right for us.

13 Dec 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
try and describe to a bollock free human being why its so bad and what the pain is like?

Ever had a kidney stone the size of Mount Rushmore?
Bollocks themselves feel very little pain, but when they are damaged the pain ends up spread over a fairly wide area depending on the severity of the blow, starting round about where your ovaries are going on a tour of the lower abdomen from there.

and is it as painful as having a breast feeding baby with teeth biting on your already cracked nip??

Don't know, I've never breast-fed a baby, but I've had my niplles bitten hard enough to draw blood and it's a breeze compared to a kick in the nuts.

13 Dec 2008

To avoid disappointment, I only play with people I already think of as friends. That way, if the sex is rubbish you can have a laugh about it over a pint. smile

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13 Dec 2008

Quote by M8-Me
Most women know theres a god.
Thats why they shout for him when they are orgasming

I seem to be making a habit of meeting women who worship a god called "Not there, Idiot!" sad

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13 Dec 2008

Quote by travlinmanukok
so your in your 50.s and still want to swing ....why is it that most peeps dismiss us old uns at 50 plus ...that your shagging days are over , think about this how did you get to 50 plus and how did you learn about all the things that women love and dont like and men allso ......so come on you young uns give us old codgers a chance in the bedroom xxx oh and the next couple that replys to me can you make sure there is enough room in your drive for my invalid trike and space in the bedroom for my zimmer........
stay loose stay safe have fun xxx steve

Hi Steve. On the one hand I kinda relate to what you're saying because, at 45, I often find myself attracted to people who are half my age and it's reciprocated less and less as time goes on. On the other hand, there are thousands who do find older men attractive and I don't need thousands, I just need to know where to find enough of them to satisfy my modest needs (and this community isn't a bad place to start looking ;) )
One thing I do know is this: If someone you're interested in is deterred by your age, they're unlikely to be swayed by tales of the proficiency that comes from your great experience - people don't rationalise sexual attraction, it's just personal taste.
Let me ask you, if someone you didn't fancy asked you to "give us a "chance", what would you say?
The way I look at it, there are probably ten million plus people in this country who are in my preferred age range. If one percent of one percent of those are attracted to 45 year old men, I'd have to be extremely greedy to want to meet them all. biggrin

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13 Dec 2008

Quote by varca
For me, none at all, I don't do perfume.
I know I like some men's fragrances but I always forget to ask what they are when I recognise one I like :doh: The one's I like tend to smell 'lemoney' though

That'll be Cacharel then.
Or in a pinch, Toilet Duck.

13 Dec 2008

Quote by GnV
He saved the world!!!

Only because he didn't have anything to spend it on.

13 Dec 2008

Quote by Peanut
If there is a God (and I sincerely doubt it) then she is obviously a woman.

Nah. If God were a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate!

9 Dec 2008

Quote by Jiggle
Fluck me! Bluddy hell! :shock:
I Spy!

you've taken the words right out of my mouth.
nice to see you back mate.. been way too two years I think. I'm a bit surprised anyone remembers me so my heartfelt thanks for all the kind welcomes. Hugs to you all. passionkiss

passionkiss

9 Dec 2008

Thanks guys, and whatever Angel was saying about me was probably untrue unless it was really nice biggrin

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9 Dec 2008

... I'm Baaaaaaack! :twisted:

29 Jan 2007

Another superb night Kaz, well done to you and Lee and everyone who helped put it together.
I've been off the 'munch' circuit for some time now, but there was no way I was going to miss your party. biggrin

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Big cuddles to Hux n Susie, Angel, Sassy, Cali and Morbius (who shall henceforth be known as "Catflap"), ... lovely to see you all again after such a long time, and I promise not to leave it so long until the next time.
To all those I haven't seen for yonks, thank you for remembering me lol

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Oh, and Celery.... it's ok, I forgive you. wink

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xxxxx

8 Jun 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
You tell me where you can find a site as good (or even half as good!) as SH that is TOTALLY free and I'll pay your subscription myself!!

I would tell you, but they don't like us spamming on here biggrin

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Nah, actually that's not strictly fair. SH is good at what it does... you pays your money (or not) and you takes your choice.

1 Feb 2006

I couldn't help noticing two posts on the second page of this thread advocating the of this man.
Non-consensual sex is abhorrent in all circumstances, and had the subject been female, those now calling for him to be violated would no doubt have been the first to complain. mad

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4 Jan 2006

Quote by kazswallows
Water pistols at the ready but no food fights.........pmsl

The potential for innuendo in that statement is just too great to let go...
Let's start with
"Are you sure you wouldn't like some Ice-Pie-In-The-Face?" :twisted:

4 Jan 2006

Quote by kazswallows
OMG.....only just noticed it's a bugsy malone thing......now I'm gonna have to rush around like a loon finding what bugsy wears.........can anyone help ????

personally I would go with the red one........
As I missed out on the burning of the shorts, If he wears that one, I'll happily set fire to him! lol

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3 Jan 2006

Quote by kazswallows
With lots of consulation from peeps there IS a theme, very simple, very easy to do
BUGSY MALONE
Water pistols at the ready but no food fights.........pmsl

Oh goody... time to get my splurge gun out.
Don't you just love the smell of innuendo in the morning? smile

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22 Dec 2005

And there we were, worrying that our spiritual home would lose its charm.
Guess we were just paranoid after all.

21 Dec 2005

Quote by raunchyrabbits
As Mrs Rabbit said to me when I proudly exclaimed how good I was at making bacon sarnies, "well it's not rocket science".

Shows how much she knows... At a temperature of 873 Kelvins, bacon fat will combust in a chain reaction propogating from the hottest to the coldest part of the rind. Thus, if your grill is too hot and said rind is curved to form a cylinder closed at the hot end, the pressure of the hot gases escaping from the other end will cause the cylinder to move in the opposite direction, your bacon will fall off the grill and end up orbiting the plug hole in your sink, so for your information missus, it bloody well is rocket science! :P

21 Dec 2005

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Yes but it seems others do not can we/you make it easy for them.
trying to help

Sorry, but how much easier can it be?
Women seeking men place ads in women seeking men. They are saying "We are women and we are seeking men". Men who are seeking such women therefore look in those ads. Such men who wish to place an ad therefore place them in men seeking women for that is who they are, is it not?
If you were selling a house, you wouldn't put your ad under "Cars" would you?
I really don't understand why people have difficulty with this. banghead

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16 Dec 2005

I can accomplish some fairly spectacular shooting with either hand.
I shoot a rifle right-handed and a bow and arrow left-handed. :P

16 Dec 2005

I know most of you hate the new, tacky, sleazy, nasty, pervy, kids with their dicks out, sod all to do with swinging chat room, but the old IRC room is still there. Where were you? dunno

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16 Dec 2005

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16 Dec 2005

Quote by st3v3
I'm looking at it now.

Test

15 Dec 2005

When I hit reply or quote or edit, I get a new topic script, which then produces an error because it has no topic title.
Other people can reply and quote and stuff, so whatever was broken is still not fully fixed

15 Dec 2005

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