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Ice_Pie
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
United Kingdom

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Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Have we now got loads of avatars which have genitals?
Have we lost the ability to search for members previous posts?
Why has the link to my web site been removed from my profile (even though I have retyped it back in three times)?
Why cant I see if a pm has been read by the person I have sent it to? (lost out box/sent box facility)
Why has the sticky for cam posts be unsticked?
Why cant I save pm's?
Why cant I block delete the 2000 bloody pms in my inbox?
Why is my on-line status hidden no matter which box I click?
Why the hell cant I keep away from this place even though it is driving me bloody mad? wink

Look on the bright side... it's costing you precisely what it's worth. biggrin
How disappointing. I thought from the thread title this was going to be about a new type of sex which I've repeatedly missed out on due to not being able to take a hint. rotflmao
("in" jokes don't work any more, do they?)
Quote by Calista
Neil ....... smackbottom no wait you'd like that too much rolleyes someone is bound to spoof you in my in box I've already had this willy pic from a comedian :shock: :shock:
Willy Pic
Cx

Sup ma byatch? Is you sayin ma Willy aint da biz? :cry:
Quote by Angel Chat
OK, I give up. How do I make my location read "London"? dunno

Try choosing a town in the drop down menu, then change the radio button to "county"
I did that and am now in "Greater Manchester" but I've obviously no idea what your's will come up with :dunno:
Aha!
Thank you passionkiss
OK, I give up. How do I make my location read "London"? dunno
Oh. It does. God knows how I did that. lol
I'll get me coat. bolt
How do I make it read London in my profile?
Quote by Mal
I would like you to send me the list of names you have and I will ban all of them.

Or they could just hit the ignore button.
Are you going to give the accused the right to reply? They're simply using what's been presented to them, and banning them on the strength of an accusation without investigating for an AUP breach, especially if they've paid, is going to get the site owners in rather hot legal water.
Not a glitch so much as an oversight (I hope :shock: )... the forum timeout is way too short. If you're writing anything longer than "Fancy a shag" you get a login page and lose your post.
Is it just me being cynical or has SH just stopped being a swinging site and become a general adult contact site with the emphasis on making it even easier for single male pillocks to annoy people?
Many people have commented that their PM inbox now looks exactly like the chatroom. sad
Quote by MandH
If you're getting annoyed by all those ///// in your sigs, it's the apostrophe that's causing it.
If you're not too pedantic, you can use the acute accent character ´ instead and that works fine. The code is Alt+0180.

Yep and it doesn't like " either .......... nor can you have them in PM's or user names mad
I have a hack for that which works on vB; I'll send it to st3v3 and see if he can work it in here.
Quote by Jags
If you're getting annoyed by all those ///// in your sigs, it's the apostrophe that's causing it.
If you're not too pedantic, you can use the acute accent character ´ instead and that works fine. The code is Alt+180.

That┤s good.. I think!
Nope - all I got was that annoying ┤sign instead
:cry:
Oops redface My apologies. The ascii code is 0180, not 180.
If you're getting annoyed by all those ///// in your sigs, it's the apostrophe that's causing it.
If you're not too pedantic, you can use the acute accent character ´ instead and that works fine. The code is Alt+180.
One new feature I will like immensely if it gets used properly is the self-deactivation thingy over there ----------->
It will save the flouncers the trouble of having to keep coming back to tell us they're leaving every other week.
I'm christening it the "Burn Your Bridges and Bog Off" tool. biggrin
Quote by well_busty_babe
Save your fart in a wine bottle and plug the bottle with a candle.
Light the the candle to amuse your dinner guest when the candle burns to the end.

how do you ensure your fart goes into the wone bottle and does not spilll our round the edges instead??????????
hmmmmmmmmmm planning is important mr pie!
You can either modify your colonic irrigation kit, hermetically seal an ordinary household funnel by moulding your buttocks around the edge, or shove the bottle up your arse, depending on your mood.
HTH
Save your fart in a wine bottle and plug the bottle with a candle.
Light the the candle to amuse your dinner guest when the candle burns to the end.
Bastard!
Hook, line, sinker, fishing rod, deckchair, crate of Fosters, one-man tent, the lot! rotflmao
Quote by Angel Chat
rotflmao And did you? Or did you find something else to do :giggle:

I vomited her puppy. :rotflmao:
I had a strange text message from a lady who wanted me to kick her aunt. :shock:
Quote by Him'nHer
The great escape?

Ah, I see
Grate
Hess
Cape
:thumbup:
Quote by Him'nHer
I see "of" from the wheelie barbie

Really? I don't get it. dunno
HIPPY BARFDAY H'RED!! passionkiss
Quote by Angel Chat
hope you had a fab night while I was at home pretending
:cry: :lol2:
You faked it? :shock:
;)
Tainted Muff - Soft Cell
Do You Believe In Life After Muff? - Cher
Muff Me Tender - Elvis (Sing this now in your best romantic voice, it's hilarious biggrin )
Easy Muffer - Phil Collins and that other bloke
Muff Don't Come Easy - Phil Collins
Quote by postie
Why is Kaz, who last week was sexually assaulted, allowing banned members, one of whom is banned for sexual assault, access to every female who frequents her party? Unless she is planning a special badge for him and lettng everyone know who he is and what he is banned for.

Oh brilliant! rolleyes
Did anyone warn her of that before threatening to ban her? Wouldn't warning her of the danger have been the decent thing for someone who was concerned about safety to do instead of threatening her? Did YOU warn her since you seem to have all the information? NO, you just came charging in with a stupid post as good as accusing her of deliberately inviting someone she knows to be dangerous. After what happened at Wigan, you cannot possibly believe she would do that in a million years!
So mister I know everything, why the hell didn't you warn her? mad
Quote by blonde
I cant do this anymore .............. Only the Mods know the truth !

Oh, so kaz doesn't know the truth? Well if that's the case, why is she being threatened for something she knows nothing about?
This question is directed at the mods in general and at Mal in particular.
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ice,
Mal didn't change the rules. WE, the Moderators did. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
WE did so to protect the members of this site, and I for one will not apologise for that. WE are not saying that organisers of Socials can't invite banned members, because clearly they can and WE would not tell people who their friends should be. WE can however stop people from advertising such events on this site, and that is what WE have decided to do.
The rules of this site can and will be changed as and when WE feel it is necessary. After much debate amongst the mods WE decided that in this case there was a need for a rule change.
WE also decided that in this case, after certain information had been brought to our attention, that it would be wise to warn members that Wishmaster had made threats against us. Again, this was done to protect the members of this site, and WE do have evidence to support that decision.
Mal merely posted the decision of the mods - don't shoot the messenger!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

OK, the mods have a problem with Wishmaster and he's banned, fair enough. But why punish kaz? Is it her fault?
NAMING AND SHAMING
It is (or was) the policy of Swinging Heaven not to allow naming shaming in the public areas of the site.
Case in point, the name of the person who attacked kazswallows was, rightly in my view, withheld.
How is it then that Mal suddenly grants himself permission to ignore the rules and post accusations against Wishmaster then lock the thread? The reason given for the rule against naming and shaming is to protect against malicious accusations. What proof can Mal offer that his accusation is not malicious, and even if he can prove it, why does this give him the right to break the rules?
Also, how does Mal justify changing the rules retrospectively with regard to LMU posts advertising events that include non-members? The ruling was that if non-members/banned members are attending an event advertised on this site, it could not be stickied as a munch but could remain as info for a "social". Mal has now decided that the thread regarding kazswallows' birthday party, which is perfectly in keeping with that ruling, is now not acceptable. She has been told that she must either uninvite Wishmaster, or delete the thread (which she can't do) or be banned.
Is Mal going to reimburse the people who have booked hotels and paid for train tickets if this event is cancelled because of his interference?
Can Mal explain to the community what he meant by his comment to me on the telephone this afternoon: "I couldn't care less about kaz's party, I have to protect people's safety."
Whose safety Mal? You're not even going to the party, everyone who is going knows who will be there, and nobody has been threatened. Who are you to choose kaz's friends?
Quote by Dawn_Mids
*wonders if she should take her socks off ..........
hump
*Shouts - are you in yet dunno

In yet? I've wiped it on the curtains and I'm on my 4th ciggy. Do try to keep up. rolleyes
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Only if you'll put my nightie back down when you're finished :rascal:

Tut. If I must.
Right then, sod foreplay, brace yourself!
Well, since this poor chap's offer of a good fuck has gone by the wayside, how about a really BAD one? biggrin
Form a queue please ladies. rotflmao
Quote by dave8761
have seen the phrase......no timewasters.....but whats the tell tale signs

...when they tell you they own a Bentley then give you a Dartford phone number...
... when they suggest meeting at the Ritz then ask you where it is...
... when they tell you they don't have a landline then you hear it ringing in the background before one of their parents answers it...
... when you ask them if they'd like a Moet '76 and they say "Yeah, that's my favourite position!"...
... when you ask them about foreplay and they think you mean a new games console...