Quote by dave8761
have seen the phrase......no timewasters.....but whats the tell tale signs
...when they tell you they own a Bentley then give you a Dartford phone number...
... when they suggest meeting at the Ritz then ask you where it is...
... when they tell you they don't have a landline then you hear it ringing in the background before one of their parents answers it...
... when you ask them if they'd like a Moet '76 and they say "Yeah, that's my favourite position!"...
... when you ask them about foreplay and they think you mean a new games console...
