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Ice_Pie
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
United Kingdom

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Quote by tattyxpx
oh... Ice_Pie... biggrin c'mere so I can smackbottom
:giggle:

I was alone on a double bed ten feet from you for several hours.
Had yer chance... blew it. :lol2:
kiss
Quote by kazswallows
just remember hun, that sam and buster are two very highly trained ex police guard dogs and I DO know the commands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Repeat after me in a loud voice...
"Rosebud!"
:twisted:
(Could I just point out that Sassy sent me the link and is therefore solely responsible for all spilt drinks, dog bites, bladder emissions, heart attacks and so forth. smile )
Quote by PLUM
I wanna be one of you!
*cant wait till he gets his pin*
PLUM
Aka
Dlep (on chat)

wave Hi Plum, glad you made the trek over from the chatroom... it looks calmer here on the surface, but rest assured, the underlying insanity is just as strong biggrin
Welcome to the Hotel Swingafornia... you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave. :D
Quote by Kit
someone slap me please!!!!!!!

NOW she tells me rolleyes
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: (What's the exchange rate on those then? lol)
Quote by Angel Chat
Plan K is a bit scary because it involves asking someone who's already in a really bad mood.

Told you hun... when your luck's in... keep pushing smile
Fingers crossed for you kiss
Quote by blonde
Can I confess my sins ? Can I drink the holy water ? and do I have to kneel infront of you ? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sammikins, my little chicken drumstick, are you flirting? :shock:
Yes to all the above :twisted:
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
I'm currently working on plan J (A - I didn't work rolleyes) so there's still a slim chance I'll be able to stay past and have a drink. Please will everyone cross their fingers that this plan actually comes together :lol2:

Anyone bringing any Handcuffs ??
Funny you should ask that..... innocent
Quote by blonde
Ice_Pie ............. u sexy little cornflake !!!
Are you gonna wear your kilt again ??? kiss
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

No love... Marcuso already did the "Tartan Vicar" gag. :lol2:
I will have a dog collar and that's all I'm saying ;)
Quote by Alexandra
Invites going out today!

Got mine :bounce: :bounce:
I got mine too!
oooooo Ice - can I have a new badge (pretty) please?
I haven't got mine from last year any more.
Alex x
Don't worry Alex, everyone gets a new one... how long you keep it depends on the sticky-fingeredness of collectors like Postie... he seems to have a fixation. ;)
Can't wait to see you... it's been much too long. kiss
Quote by peenut
its only fiction!

Oh, Ye of little faith.
Fiction? Pah! I know the daleks exist. I met three little gold ones at the weekend, so ner :P
Quote by DarkEyedPhil
:laughabove:
I reckon they do porn, hardcore BDSM probably biggrin. Got to wonder how they go about making babies daleks though.

As revealed in the final episode of the last series, they take human adults and edit their DNA, turning them into icky octopuses.
And as for Dalek porn, does no one remember Debbie Does Davros?
The Big Black Dalek, without whom we wouldn't even be having this conversation, for putting up with no end of crap and never taking a tenth of the credit he deserves. worship
Quote by Calista
I vote Ice Pie & myself the longest stayers ;) Since this thread first started back in September 04, Ice & I have almost always been in a threesome together :shock: :shock: and I swear he's never laid an inappropriate finger on me in real life!
C x

Patience is a virtue sweetheart ;)
Remember that bootleg swingpin? I saw a couple wearing them on a train, so being a nosey bugger I struck up a conversation. Turns out they weren't swingers at all, just thought it was a nice badge as they are both Pisceans. rotflmao
And that, my friends, is precisely why ours isn't advertised. If you see it and recognise it, you must be one of us. biggrin
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Invites going out today!

Got mine :bounce: :bounce:
How do I confirm my attendance?
I'm coming, I'm coming!!!
Yes, I hear you cry, but what about the Munch? :lol2:
:shock:
Having just received a photo of the aforementioned socks, I may have to revise the above. :lol2:
Quote by Jags
Can I show your socks please??
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Face pics are ok, but my socks... well, that's a very intimate thing you know... I'm not sure I'd be comfortable with that. ;)
Oh, go on then rotflmao
Quote by HornyRed
Might be difficult to get people to edit profile details.
x

OK, I've led by example and edited my profile accordingly. I was thinking if the heading of that part of the profile could be changed, we could just enter yes, no, or maybe. smile
Quote by guy4fun
what if one is posted and then that person changes his or her mind,
personally i cant see it working

People changing their mind after the picture is published would be a pain the arse regardless. I just thought something like this would save the photographers a lot of time. smile
After every munch, I get people asking if it's OK to publish pics with my face in them and it occurs to me it must a bit tedious for photographers having to contact everyone in their pics to find out which faces they have to blank out, so I was thinking maybe some kind of "Photo traffic light" in people's profiles along the lines of
Don't publish my pic
Ask me first
Go for it

Perhaps use the "Occupation" section of the profile as hardly anyone fills that bit in.
Just a thought. smile
Evoltionists and creationists both have the same problem: They each think one or other "theory" must be right and that they are mutually exclusive. This makes arguments from both camps a tediously predictable game of pseudo-intellectual pingpong along the lines of "You can't prove your theory, therefore I must be right." ... "No, you're wrong which proves me right."
Total waste of time.
First of all, creation and evolution do not logically rule each other out... they could both be right, and secondly, even if they were mutually exclusive, neither side has proved the other wrong so their conclusions are based on wishful thinking rather than evidence. This relegates the scientist and the theologian equally to a position of mere doctrine.
The difference of course being the creationist cannot ever be proved wrong even if he IS wrong, so it's an intellectual cop-out... you can't prove me wrong, therefore you must be wrong.
People above the age of six occasionally learn how to think a bit more productively than that. rolleyes
Just got home, and for once I'm not the last lol
Lucy & Ken, what absolute stars! Thank you for a terrific night out :thumbup:
Big thank you and huggles to my travelling companion OnlyMe for what would otherwise have been a long and lonely trip. passionkiss
Jags - See, wasn't so bad after all was it? Lovely to have finally met you and survived relatively unscathed. Now stfu about my bleedin socks. :lol:
Kit - I lost count hun, but I'm sure I came out ahead on the exchange rate. kiss
Postie - You looked great in my kilt. No, really, you did. biggrin
Marcuso - Your GPS sucks! ;) No, seriously, thanks for the lift mate. (Oops, we weren't supposed to mention lifts, were we Hux? redface )
Susie - stunning as ever. One day we'll both be sober. :D
Feebee and Laird - great to meet you, and you both looked fantastic. :thumbup:
Angel - glad you could make it... you know I only want you for your voice :twisted:
And speaking of voices - Huxley and Bassman, what can I say except... worship
OK, I've used all my favourite emoticons, so to everyone who I've shamefully neglected to mention, old friends and new, thanks to everyone who was there for a fab munch. I will now unpack my little bag and start packing for Wigan. Before long, I'll be going directly from one munch to the next without going home in between. :shock:
WEATHER WARNING
Ice will be in Glasgow from about 10pm this evening until whenever I feel like staggering back down south. biggrin
Carol's suggestion re: melting by body warmth is being taken very seriously. :rascal:
Seer ya later munchers! :bounce:
Quote by McrM4M-pvtOK
PS: Thanks for the support Angel and Gem - appreciated kiss I didn't take Ice Pie's comment about hijacking as being aimed at me (correct me if I'm wrong)...I assumed it was aimed at the suggestion of an additional "Dating" section.

No, it wasn't aimed at you, or anyone in particular, but at the idea.
I don't like the response you got.. specialist interest forums will marginalise one section of the SH community, and others will then demand exclusive areas for their particular interest in the name of equality, and before you know it the whole thing becomes a load of little sub-groups and the whole point of SH disappears. sad
There are a million websites that cater to every respective taste, preference and activity.
There is only one that was conceived to cater to a broad community of liberated adults of all persuasions.
SH The Community is the only meaningful online community of its type in existence. If SH The Website no longer wants to cater to that community, I expect the community will go somewhere else.
FYI
The Commanding Officer 1st Battalion English Skirt Brigade has attempted to wimp out due to the weather by pretending he has no kilt.
I'm taking him a spare one. :P
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Bazza64
Heard about this earlier too. It seems incredible that anyone can still (or ever) think that of a female or male is remotely the victims fault.

Is that what people are saying though?
If I get shot while not wearing a bullet-proof vest, someone might say I was partially responsible for my own murder because I made myself an easier target, but would they say I was to blame?
I'm not a trained psychologist - I can only speculate about what goes on in the mind of a , but personally I think anyone who's capable of is probably going to do it regardless of what they later present in their defence as "provocation". In an ideal world you should be able to go anywhere, anytime in perfect safety, but the fact is criminals do exist. Whether you choose to take account of that is up to you, but you're not, in my opinion, in any way responsible for their actions.
I was talking about this to someone earlier and he interpreted the results as meaning a third of people think is justified in those circumstances. I don't think that's what it means:
If I admit that leaving my car unlocked is likely to result in it getting nicked, I'm not justifying car thieves, I'm just acknowledging their existence.
If I could become someone else, I wouldn't be aware of it. I'd have that person's personality and memories. I'd think I had always been that person. I wouldn't wake up and think "Wow, I'm famous!" It would be perfectly normal to me.
As fate would have it, I'm me, for better or worse. All in all I think I like it. biggrin