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Ice_Pie
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 62
United Kingdom

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Quote by Debbiewebs
I solemnly declare that I have no idea what this thread is about.
Anyone fancy a shag? smile

rotflmao not right now babes bit sore from saterday night kiss
My alibi is beyond dispute.
I solemnly declare that I have no idea what this thread is about.
Anyone fancy a shag? smile
Quote by lucyweebaps
this is your last chance to to ask for an invite!!

Can I come? lol
Quote by Edin BBW
I'm in Scotland but can't vote in the poll as the option doesn't exist. mad

I'm in England and that's not there either. :x
Dating?
Did someone say dating?
Has anyone read the name of this site lately?
Is it "Dating Heaven"?
I think not. rolleyes
If you want a dating site, I imagine it must be very easy to set one up as there are millions of them. Why hijack a Swinging site?
Badges:
I can't find the following names registered in either the forums or the chatroom:
Jim&Julie aka- JJcpl
Nicola & allen
Could those people let me know by PM what names/avatars they want on their badges?
Cheers,
Ice
Quote by Alexandra
I thought I would just start a thread to welcome back old members who pop there heads in.

Welcome back Alexandra!
I know you neglected us for ages and ages, but you really don't have to make up for it by doubling your postie count in one day. lol
kiss
Going to logout and sulk now!
:cry: Don't you flippin dare. biggrin
Oh look... Freudian slip :laughabove:
Quote by Alexandra
I thought I would just start a thread to welcome back old members who pop there heads in.

Welcome back Alexandra!
I know you neglected us for ages and ages, but you really don't have to make up for it by doubling your postie count in one day. lol
kiss
Quote by Alexandra
Not an avatar - but I saw this hat and thought of Postie!!!!!

Now that's what I call a first class post. biggrin
Quote by Alexandra
SH Poultry farm?

I thought we were already raising cattle. Could have sworn I could smell a lot of bull around here lately. lol
Quote by HuxleyNSusie
Oh my god I've shagged Nick Knowles and didn't even get an autograph

But did you get a certificate?
Has it been verified? lol
bolt
Quote by Jas-Tim
What do you call your bits ?

I'm not in the habit of talking to my penis, but if I were I suppose to call it Cuthbert would be as good a name as any.
"Good morning Cuthbert, nice to see you up and about, what would you like to do today?"
.....and Cuthbert would respond " Go and visit Jas for a good hard shag" :twisted:
Well he might redface lol
Jas
XXX
Cuthbert can't talk....
But I know what he's thinking, and so do you :twisted:
Quote by A_geordie_chameleon
I was wondering if the split was on length of time as members. My suspicion is that the longer serving members are more anti than we new girls.

Possibly. If your landlord wanted to paint your front door a different colour, you might kick up less of a fuss if you'd just moved in than if you'd been there a long time and liked your home just the way it was.
Quote by bisto kid
What do you call your bits ?

I'm not in the habit of talking to my penis, but if I were I suppose to call it Cuthbert would be as good a name as any.
"Good morning Cuthbert, nice to see you up and about, what would you like to do today?"
Quote by st3v3
[ funny how many people think that the leg looks like a knob.

Not the leg, the whole thing. rotflmao
I'd like to see the design for the tie/lapel pin, would you PM me an image.

Sorry, there are criteria about who has access to the tie pin... I'm not in charge of that but I don't think you've been a member long enough. lol
Quote by little gem
two cocks on one logo??? Is that allowed?
;)
eeeekkkkkkk best get outa here before he reads that one! bolt

tf late dear rotflmao
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Quote by mr&mrsdisco1
ok here we go again about the chatroom,why is it that every time we decide to enter we have to re-register there must be easier chat progs available?????????

Are you entering the activation code that gets sent to your registered email? If not, you're not actually registered.
Oh my god... I see it now... the angel's head looks like a bell-end and her bum is a scrote. rotflmao
Dawnie I just love your filthy mind biggrin
Quote by st3v3
just tried printing the logo out in the badge format.
It doesn't work, there is too much detail in the badge and just looks a squiggly mess in small graphics.
The only way to make it work (at the moment) is to make it transparent and put it as a background which defeats the object.
what someone seems to have done is try to make the avatar background the same colour as the post background... he/she should have taken a screen shot and used the eye-drop tool, but it would still only works on one colour of post...
So from the munch badge graphic design team, at the moment.....sorry but it needs a lot of work.

We could sort that out, although what we'dreally like to know is what you think about the look of the proposed logo.
It looks good on the screen, although it doesn't really say "Swinging Heaven" to me personally. (Apart from the fact the actual words are there... oh, you know what I mean lol ) It doesn't lend itself to printing on a small scale, which means as an emblem on anything smaller than a t-shirt it is a bit fiddly, which is the point I think kaz was making in regard to munch badges. For things like that I'd personally prefer "SH Classic" so to speak, to the current proposal.
As for the tie/lapel pin, although it is based on part of an existing SH graphic, it's not a direct copy and it was chosen after a lot of input over a long time from the entire community to identify us to each other as members of SH the community, not SH the website. It's subtle, tasteful, beautifully crafted, instantly recognisable to members and completely meaningless to anyone else, which was the whole point of it. If someone wants to design another one, find a manufacturer, get the fantastic price Sarah got for us, finance the stock, distribute it... fine, but I expect the original, which we own, not the company, will continue for as long as people want it. biggrin
Ice
Quote by cplbbw
us big girls are more fun lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

In my experience I can't say there's been any noticeable correlation between a woman's size and how much fun she was. You maybe said it tongue in cheek, but on the face of it, isn't it saying to a smaller woman "I'm better than you because I'm big"? What if she said she's better than you because she's small? Why would I believe either of you on that basis?
I think scientifically, so I'd have to experiment with both of you, fail to reach a decision and start again. :lol:
Quote by tattyxpx
The ESB can wimp out if they want ;) My cloth, all eighteen feet of it, has just arrived and the weather can do what it likes, I'm bloody wearing it. :P

:happy: :bounce: oh i just hope its windy wink mirror toed shoes... polished :wink:
Tatty you're a pervert.
Marry me? lol
The ESB can wimp out if they want ;) My cloth, all eighteen feet of it, has just arrived and the weather can do what it likes, I'm bloody wearing it. :P
If you think you're beautiful, fine, but why tell anyone else? Do big beautiful women think nobody will know they're beautiful unless they tell us? Or do they think the label will cause us to change our mind if we don't think they're beautiful?
Is it political correctness? Is it thought policing? Or is it just a label people feel they have to use because everyone else does? I think it's any or all of those depending on who says it and how they mean it, and it used to bug the hell out of me, but I don't mind anymore, I can ignore it because I realise I'm quite capable of knowing you're beautiful without you having to tell me. smile
Ice
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[I've not allowed for shagging ... smile

Ewwwwww, you're evil!
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