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Quote by Ukwineman
well i got several opened bottles of wine from my tastings over the weekend anyone one to come here and help me drink them :bounce:

Oh... I'm doing a wine tasting course next year. I'm so looking forward to it.
Can I practice now???
lol
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Quote by Freckledbird
I'll have a quick one - before I go for a shag and to sort/clean/tidy. I have (sorry Jags) had an exceptionally good day actually. Sorry biggrin
Even managed to get the head's full attention in his office :rascal:

I get my head's attention only if I stop him in the corridor and block his movement!! However, these days I'm not school based so I don't mind so much.
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No drink Sarah thanks - but someone being nice would be great!
Any hugs going??? Had Monday from the edges of hell with people being arsey from and now need to hear soothing noises, friendly voices and some tactile action.
:cry:
:P
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Quote by snazandg
well i am sorry but i still cant see it in the forum

Follow the link and THEN offer your apologies - it would be nice seeing as how you were very quick to have a go at Admin and suggest all sorts of bad things.
Or you could use the 'see my posts' option on the Forum. It's not hiding, just been moved to the correct place.
rolleyes
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Quote by snazandg
yes it was

SO - it HASN'T been removed and you're now going to offer a sincere apology for your comments above??
cool
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Quote by snazandg
today i asked a simple question on here it was by on way insulting to anyone or named anyone straight away i got two replies. i have just checked and my question has been removed, i can only assume by admin why?? are we only allowed to ask what they want us to if thats the case maybe we should only maybe we should only PAY what we want to

Was it this one??
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/2249511.html
If not let me know. Nothing has been removed as far as I know - so perhaps you could limit your derogatory remarks until we find out??
cool
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Quote by breakfastboy
Well, maybe it would be slightly more helpful if you told me what I've done wrong here?!... please!... :shock:

Quote by Mal
You obviously know the rules on email addresses and tried to get around the rule by disguising it. That, in my book, is taking the piss. That's why it was deleted.

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/main/aup.html
NON - acceptable behaviour:
Posting a telephone number, email address or other contact information anywhere within the forum, stories section, chat room, member profile, photo ads, or any other public area.
As you had your email address disguised (we can read backwards too you know) it's not a long leap to the thought that you knew the rules and tried to get round them!
rolleyes
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Quote by twofus
Hi all.
Was wondering if anyone could shed some light on the following.
We have an ad placed in the couples seeking couples and have pics included but when i look at our ad it says under the photo tab no.
What are we doing wrong?
Your help would be appreciated and many thanks in advance.
twofus x

You have 8 photos loaded but none attached to your advert. Nothing wrong that I can see.
If you have a problem then please raise a support ticket.
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As I do my Moddy duties I frequently see things written which make me cringe - today it's been 'you're a good slut' or 'want to be my slut' or need a slut for gangbang'.
My personal view is that the term 'slut' is offensive - any other views?
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...drinking a wee Drambuie!
cool
And very lovely it is too.
What are you mostly doing?
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As we're not an accommodation agency perhaps the best thing is for people to answer your request by PM.
:P
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So.. who in the office is Mr Floppy Hat and who is Mr Pointy Hat???
redface
:happy:
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Well this news article today raises another worrying issue:
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I'll check in the bowels of the site but there are so many categories I could be some time.
#1 - Rubbish
#2 - Drunken ramblings
#3 - Very drunken ramblings
#4 - Late night ramblings
#5 - Totally off site topic topics
#6 - Incomprehensible drunken ramblings
#7 - Miscellaneous site dropped off forum
#8 - Assorted site glitch caused
#9 - Mad Mod deletions
#10 - Yeh... whatever...
I need a hard hat and a miners lamp for this task!
:crazy:
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Just to say that I have made enquiries and am satisfied that the people alluded to above aremembers of this site and are willing participants in this venture.
Thanks for the co-operation from all parties.
:P
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Quote by andytracey
Hi, has anyone been on the new my search??? What do you think of it? Am I the only one who dislikes it? Hope the further modifications will make it looads better than it is at the mo!!!
A&T

It would be helpful if you could suggest what you would find 'loads better'!
For instance... I HATE sugar in my porridge and someone suggested that by adding salt instead it would make it 'loads better'. Actually adding salt made it more horrible and I settled for chopping a banana in it. So, the other persons' 'loads better' was my 'eeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhh.
Outline the problem and suggest a solution please.
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Point of Order:
Moderators have no remit in the Chatrooms - that's what the Ops are for. Moderators work in the Forums.
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Quote by dundeecpl
Is the wine out the window then - are we drinking beer this weekend because of the rugby?

Bloody hope not! mad
Sauvigon Blanc anyone... hurry hurry!
I will raise you a nice chablis jags, good to see you hun xxxx
Thanks! kiss :kiss: Can I save it for Sunday night please?? Will has tempted me to the grain and it's not good to mix it with the grape. Keep it lightly chilled until I return.
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Quote by willxx69
and for Jags.....
Laphroaig for her tonsils and baby oil for my hands. Now, where would you like me to start? :rascal:
Will

You do know the way to my squishy bits Will. Start where you like, take the route you chose and enjoy the journey - just as long as you end at Pleasure Central.
PS - can you make it almond oil please cos I'm allergic to baby oil?? I KNOW you buy it wholesale these days...
Laphroaig is perfect.
:inlove: :inlove:
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wave :wave: :wave: :wave:
Me.. chilled wine, warm hands and Will - my evening is no complete!
:inlove: :inlove:
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Quote by Freckledbird
Is the wine out the window then - are we drinking beer this weekend because of the rugby?

Bloody hope not! mad
Sauvigon Blanc anyone... hurry hurry!
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Guiness Marmite is so lovely too, milder than the original but not a drop of booze to be tasted. I gave a jar to Flintstones this week and even the Flintstonettes loved it.
Cheese and the lovely stuff is great. Peanut butter and the lovely stuff is an aquired taste which I have yet to develop.
:P
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Only ever watched Gavin Hastings. Class man, class action, class thighs!
And Jonny Wilkinson plays for the local team too.
wink
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Quote by firelizard
I luuuurve marmite :inlove: bolt

Me too!
Do we need to hide??
lol :lol:
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Quote by Slemo
its that great debate again.
confused does size rally matter? :? .
im new to the site and im trying to get to meet some couples for some adult fun, but most of the intresting ad's are like 9"cock,vvvvvwe, big black cock needed, well hung and so on so im now a bit no pee wee herman and have an good working average sized penis and yet to recieve any complaints. so whats going on guys. im starting to feel sorry for other average joes aint they gonna experience any fun in this life (lol). tell me what you think coz im starting to think ive wasted my money on this site,somebody prove me wrong

I have very little to offer apart from:
1) you've only been here less than a week
2) don't think that 'somebody prove me wrong' is destined to actually work here.
Others will be along to offer pearls of wisdom any minute now if they're not all out having fun swinging or watching a weekend of sport.
lol
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Quote by Ukwineman
oh well there you go 1 person does not like it so click click it must not be happening mad :x :x :x :x :x

Eh??? .... rolleyes :roll: explain... :roll:
I dont need to explain nor will I its sorted now so end of even if it has left a sour taste.
I'm going enjoy a fun filled weekend on what ever takes my fancy, and on the things I dont like I will ignore.
Have fun all
Ah well - sad state then. Making random and potentially offensive remarks and then refusing to explain is about par for the course so I haven't been disappointed.
Enjoy your fun filled weekend.
May your balls be eternally oval.
:silly:
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Quote by Sarah
Mods tampering with title of threads = punishment in the photo ads for the evening
lol :twisted:

And what's new then??? How about a proper punishment or a proper bribe?
Maybe I should move to the Christmas thread? Or an early Easter one??
:cry: :cry:
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Don't care!
England, England.......... biggrin
Think I'm being misunderstood.... confused It's just the over proliferation of ball based sport on the TV...
Mmmmmmm, seem to have an over abundance of .......... today but then it's been that sort of day when I have to use .......... to fill the gaps of my articulation cos words have failed me.
Tiddlywinks anyone???
wink :wink:
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