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Jas_Tim
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
Straight Male, 57
UK

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I'm really sorry it's looking like we won't be able to make it.
With the house move etc. money is a bit tight and I just don't think we've got it at the moment.
Sorry. :cry: :cry: :cry:
Jas-Tim
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Timmy has one and he's never split a condom with it.
We've tried a few types and it's never happened but we're comfiest with Durex featherlite, I think they're called.
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Nearly Film Title Six

A Fridge too Far???
Very good thread by the way biggrin
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Yaay prize to you (thankyou xx)
Ooo what do I win :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
(Prays) Let it be something rude lol
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Nearly Film Title Six

A Fridge too Far???
Very good thread by the way biggrin
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I have had one newsletter and one leaflet from the Lib Dems, one booklet from the Mayor and a letter from a union telling me who specifically NOT to vote for :shock:
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I've seen a wet Celery and it was ace :twisted: The T-shirt clung remarkably well lol :lol: :lol:
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I think we deserve a Sarge song for the occassion.
Would it be ample abuse to insist that 10,000 user names are mentioned in it? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Possible
Over the top
Naughtiness
Going on here.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves lol :lol: :lol:
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Quote by Mr-Powers
well I thought it was funny lol

bet you chase your tail all the time!
No Mr P, it's all those people who want him who chase it :P :lol: :lol:
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Aren't there rules about you being locked down at night :P :P :P :P
Hello and passionkiss how lovely to see you about.
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Quote by FredFlintstone
So ladies, what do you think:
2) Give me some fun with someone who knows I exist even if I have to give him a cuddle and tell him "it doesn't matter" whilst trying not to show my dissappointment every once in a while .......
Fred
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Well I've got no choice really have I lol :lol: :lol: It was very funny though :lol: :lol: :lol:
Welcome back ya owld bugger passionkiss
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This thread http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/9244.html
used to be stickied but most people ignored it and posted a new topic, so it was unstickied to see if people would pick it up from the pages and use it and they didn't.
There's nothing to stop people from adding to it now they know it's there though biggrin
Personally I think locking individual threads, because once it has been read all most will respond with is lol or lmao type comments.
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This is a really interesting thread. I love that there is still so much I can learn on here.
Thank you kiss
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Quote by cumasautra
Just got a creme egg easter egg today - just a hollow chocolate egg with 2 creme eggs. How good would it be if the hollow chocolate egg was a big creme egg lol
Cadbury are u listening!!!!

Google pimp my snack - someone done it on there :lol:
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I have been told by a CB therapist that I have OCD tendencies towards work but none whatsoever in my personal life.
He found that quite bizarre as none of my work stressors? *spelling* follow through to my perssonal life. rolleyes Go figure :roll:
I'm not even remotely anal about anything honest lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quote by Kiss
I just couldn't figure out how you knew. lol
Erm that would be my remember misc facts because they might help you try and tart in the future gene kicking in. :lol:
I do love a woman in wellies and the nature loving outdoorsy types. sillyhwoar:
For you I'd arrange 8 men to :censored: you. Although in fairness to me I'd have to at least watch! :lol:
I could live with that :twisted:
kiss

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Quote by Kiss
I'd be a farmer for Kiss. innocent

I don't understand. redface

You posted once that you liked being outdoors - I thought as a farmer I'd have lots of lovely fields to show you.
sorry surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by MR-FB

I'd wear a rubber snuggle suit for Mr FB. :twisted:
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I'd be a bottle of talc to help Jas into her rubber snuggle suit :P (or rather out of it) :twisted:
Ya Hussy lol passionkiss
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Quote by Kiss
I'd be a farmer for Kiss. innocent

I don't understand. redface

You posted once that you liked being outdoors - I thought as a farmer I'd have lots of lovely fields to show you.
sorry surprisedops: :oops:
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Not to put my name down as I haven't ventured in for a normal visit yet (coward that I am) but these get togethers have a lovely write up in their newsletter as well.
I've just been reading mine and they do sound bloody good fun.
Have a good time :twisted:
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Quote by Sgt Bilko

But still a cute sexy face,

We've never met :shock: but we HAVE had this conversation before and it was Jas you met!!
rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Phew!! That explains it then!!! confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: wink
Bless ya Shariff - I'll take the compliments where I can find them :lol: :lol:
It's ok Jags - I still get told off for locking stuff on here as well biggrin
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I never get proper naughty pms :cry: :cry: :cry: then again I don't send them so it's probably only fair. biggrin
I find them really difficult to write and get embarrased re reading them, so end up deleting them before I send them. rolleyes
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Aye, especially if they're the one's who do that really annoying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sound. lol :lol:
I'm so not telling HR about this thread :lol:
Get the gaffa tape out and make yourself a new outfit lol :lol: :lol:
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Quote by Missy
I'd be a monster catcher for Missy to keep her safe. :shock:

rotflmao
Awwww Jas kiss
And in return I'll be a set of Ear Plugs just for you lol :kiss:
You bugger - Nellie was right I'll never live it down
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Which club is it please?
I only know of the Townhouse. I hope it isn't them because I haven't been brave enough to go yet. sad
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Oh and I'd be a book of interesting facts for Drew to riffle through biggrin
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