What a great munch, thank you Sarah and those who helped out.
Thank you to everyone who chatted, it was lovely to see new and old faces there.
I can't believe redpantherman got his arse out and didn't tell me :cry:
Jingly Jas :lol:
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Jas_Tim
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
Straight Male, 57
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Quote by Jags
Well I'm just waiting on Timmy's pickled shallots to be ready.
I won't be eating them with marmite though :huh: Yucky stuff.
Jas
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My eyes are watering just at the memory of Tim eating pickled onions last month! Yeeeugh!
Hi you two... you missed ALL the fun!
:inlove:
assionkiss: :passionkiss:I appear to have :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Are you starting your Hogmanay celebrations now :lol:
Hello FB and Sam :passionkiss:
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Quote by keeno
Are we saying there are no gangs. No secret groupings?
I'm not in a gang or a secret grouping.
I do have friends from on here, not just online ones, but real ones, who I see and do stuff with and chat to on the phone. Nowt secret about it though.
There may be hoards of users hiding their friendships from you, but I think most of them tend to display it with their banter and posting styles.
Does this mean that sense of unease caused by everyone else being in on some joke that hasn't been explained to us, is just paranoia?
Occassionally, because we don't keep our friendship secret, little comments and jokes may be used in posts.
It happens with others as well and because I don't know them I let the joke bypass me knowing that it makes sense to them.
What's the big problem with it, I don't need to know everything that's happening in everyone's life. If they're having fun with their friends great.
I enjoy watching it a lot of the time as the jokes are usually never that specific on open forum that others can't join in and some very funny threads can come out of it.
Your best, wittiiest, most profound posts aren't ignored because of some conspiracy but just because people aren't that interested?
Point me in the direction of one and I'll tell you why I ignored it :P :P
Now you tell me
Now let's see if you get the in joke. :giggle: :giggle:
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Aha I'm not on my own then.
I have always encouraged people not to bother with their fingers on me as I usually find it uncomfortable and intrusive.
However, we read some posts about female ejaculation and spoke to some poeple and the majority agreed that finger work was key to it.
Timmy and I have been experimenting for a couple of months with this now and I have surprised both of us with how enthusiastic I get and with my requests for it to be harder and faster on occassion.
I'm glad that you enjoyed seeing the effect on your partner and I would suggest that you start experimenting together. Just take it steady and encourage her to tell you when you are in the right area and what speed and how hard she would like it.
I know that makes it sound a bit clinical and even off putting, but if you use the right language it can really add to the experience.
I haven't really felt comfy enough to try it properly with others but I'm sure I will :twisted:
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I have always encouraged people not to bother with their fingers on me as I usually find it uncomfortable and intrusive.
However, we read some posts about female ejaculation and spoke to some poeple and the majority agreed that finger work was key to it.
Timmy and I have been experimenting for a couple of months with this now and I have surprised both of us with how enthusiastic I get and with my requests for it to be harder and faster on occassion.
I'm glad that you enjoyed seeing the effect on your partner and I would suggest that you start experimenting together. Just take it steady and encourage her to tell you when you are in the right area and what speed and how hard she would like it.
I know that makes it sound a bit clinical and even off putting, but if you use the right language it can really add to the experience.
I haven't really felt comfy enough to try it properly with others but I'm sure I will :twisted:
Jas
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Quote by Drewxcore
Damn and bugger. I think it was actually the slaves uprising in Haiti.
I know, I know, you can only take my first answer...
Right. All these tough questions and wrong answers are frittering away my day and eroding my ego. I really am going to work now.
Cheers
CotN
I'll give you a clue, he was completed by a particular type of furry animal and not dodos or blue wales
Grizzly Adams & Ben
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Quote by Cock of the North
Hmmm... Ok then, it is Anteros, brother to Eros. I've also heard it referred to as Agape (sp?) which I think is really a wooly translation of the whole 'Christian Charity' malarky.
Actually, in retrospect I think it was Anteros which was flagged up by the book I mentioned rather than The Angel of Christian Charity. My memory must be failing me and I haven't even started by Christmas boozing yet...
Hurray to Google for filling in the yawning chasms in my general knowledge.
Cheers
CotN
Shaftesbury FC is from by where I grew up. We did a project on him and Barnado when I was in school
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Quote by keeno
9. Another Safety Point: Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch one night, and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird. The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window, and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over. The policeman said, "We already have a unit on the way, whatever you do, DO NOT open the door." He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby. He said they have not verified it, but have had several calls by women saying that they hear babies' cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.
I don't mean to belittle this useful thread as it is always important to be aware of your personal safety. But.... is this an English story? There are so many unlikely urban myths circulating that seem to be designed to prey on peoples fears.
The fear of crime is far greater than the actual threat of crime.
The group most at risk from physical attack are young men, probably cos they hand around outside pubs and clubs getting into drunken fights.
According to Snopes it's a myth
but the overall advice is good common sense and would help to keep people safer.
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Quote by northwest-cpl
So my question is
How is a man (single or part of a cpl) expected to act in a club?
Remember that you will be in competition with many other men.
* If you have large attributes always go naked everywhere to show the goods. If you are less well endowed then stay dressed.
* Always stay ahead of the crowd. If you see a couple or fem get up, follow them. Sometimes she may only be going to the toilet, but usually getting off a chair is the sign to the guys that she is up for it and ready - don't be last in the queue.
* There's no harm in having a few drinks to settle the nerves and loosen the tongue. Remember, what looks like a private conversation is usually just people who are shy - bring them out of themselves. They will be too shy to add much to the conversation so it's up to you to dominate it - talking about yourself usually impresses them. A few drinks will help you there.
* Some couples and fems like to flirt. They often use the "No thanks" method to keep you on your toes. That's really their way of saying "Come on, BigBoy."
* It's the women that call the shots. Always ignore the male half of the couple because they have no say in what's going off - chatting to the male is a waste of precious shagging time.
* Always view a closed door as an invitation. The people inside are really looking for someone with get up and go. They only close the door to weed out the wimpy guys. "Get in there my son."
I hope that is of some help.
Classic
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Jas
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Nooooo I won't grow up.
We love doing silly and childish things.
I love water fights and I so lost a massive one this summer.
I blamed Timmy because he got rid of all my good guns last year because I kept ambushing him on his way in from work. :lol: :lol: :lol:
We like play doh and modelling clay lots, Timmy got a new spirograph last xmas and we can often be seen skipping down the street singing together.
Oh and the quilt monster makes appearances from time to time
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We love doing silly and childish things.
I love water fights and I so lost a massive one this summer.
I blamed Timmy because he got rid of all my good guns last year because I kept ambushing him on his way in from work.
:lol: :lol: :lol: We like play doh and modelling clay lots, Timmy got a new spirograph last xmas and we can often be seen skipping down the street singing together.
Oh and the quilt monster makes appearances from time to time
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Erm, it would interest someone like like me. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I like people cumming on me, so if someone says that it does arouse my interest, however I've never made it a criteria for a meet.
As for measuring it
from web doc.
So a heavy cummer must be a 5ml man, which is teaspoon full.
I swear it fells like more when it's all over you though :twisted: :lol: :lol:
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I like people cumming on me, so if someone says that it does arouse my interest, however I've never made it a criteria for a meet.
As for measuring it
Your sperm volume depends on a number of factors, including heredity, diet, overall health, frequency of sexual activity and age. The content, however, is about the same for all men: the ejaculate contains sperm and a long list of components that read like a vitamin pill label: ascorbic acid (vitamin C), citric acid, chlorine, choline, calcium, creatine, hyaluronidase, cholesterol, fructose, glutathione, inositol, lactic acid, nitrogen, phosphorus, vitamin B12, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, potassium, sorbitol, magnesium, and zinc. Each of these ingredients, though, represents just a tiny amount -- and the total measure of a typical "load" is somewhere between 1.5 ml and 5 ml.
from web doc.
So a heavy cummer must be a 5ml man, which is teaspoon full.
I swear it fells like more when it's all over you though :twisted:
:lol: :lol: Jas
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I think it depends on whether they contact you or not.
If someone contacts us, either before or just after the meet should have occurred, to let us know they can't make it for whatever reason then I wouldn't consider them a time waster. Things happen to us all that can prevent things going ahead despite all the planning in the world.
If someone arranges to meet us then just doesn't show with no word or message within the next day or so, then I would class them as timewasting, but I wouldn't let it worry or annoy me as life is way too short.
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If someone contacts us, either before or just after the meet should have occurred, to let us know they can't make it for whatever reason then I wouldn't consider them a time waster. Things happen to us all that can prevent things going ahead despite all the planning in the world.
If someone arranges to meet us then just doesn't show with no word or message within the next day or so, then I would class them as timewasting, but I wouldn't let it worry or annoy me as life is way too short.
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Quote by Dlep
Dlep - I promise I'll have it with me next time we see you and will put it on specially for you.
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:inlove: :happy:
And to think I thought today was going to be pretty mundane....
Bless ya
Make you paranoid now by telling you we've just been talking about you he he he :P
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He calls me Princess M****** if I've been good or he's creeping.
We tend not to have pet names as such but prefix each others names with "Me"
So he's Me Timthy or My Timmy if in polite sociaty :lol: :lol:
Which sounds horribly possessive but really isn't as we tend to do it to close friends as well, unless we know they don't like it, obviously.
"Me Only Me sounds the oddest though" :lol: :lol:
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We tend not to have pet names as such but prefix each others names with "Me"
So he's Me Timthy or My Timmy if in polite sociaty
:lol: :lol: Which sounds horribly possessive but really isn't as we tend to do it to close friends as well, unless we know they don't like it, obviously.
"Me Only Me sounds the oddest though" :lol: :lol:
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Quote by teachme
I liked the first one better than the second one teach me, but I think one that showed your shoulders properly as well would be best :twisted:
That is if you're taking requests.
There's loads that I like but Lissas, Celerys, Gems and Earthys are all pretty fine at the moment.
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im akways open to requests...
woo hoo i started a hot topic.... only did it as a laugh,, :cheers:
but i still havnt a clue which one to use,,,,? help
the one in the toilet or the one behind the bar............ :shock:
which one should i use then jas.... the decision is all yours.
If I can only pick between those two then the toilet one, but I really need you to get one done where you sholders are in full view as well :twisted:
Dlep - I promise I'll have it with me next time we see you and will put it on specially for you.
Jas
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