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Jas_Tim
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
Straight Male, 57
UK

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We're there for the Sat as well, so you may see us pootling about too biggrin
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Inspired by a post from Posh Kate on the vices post I thought I'd ask this.
What would your perfect job be and what would your perfect sexy job be?
I'd love to have a proper little bookshop where I coukd just sit quietly and read, with the odd customer popping in for a chat and a purchase now and again; Or I'd love to have my own sandwich shop - I like making sandwiches as well lol
For my sexy job I'd like to be a photographer for porn aimed at women :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I did search and couldn't find anything recent, my apologies if it's been done recently though, I'm not very good with the search on here anymore confused
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Quote by the_Laird

You've never asked for an invite to the gallery ya numpty smackbottom lol
You have a pm :P
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I was always too scared :shock:
Happy now tho' :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Nooo you weren't really were you?
I'm getting worried now, I must have been spending too much time with Vix. :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quote by the_Laird
confused is this an extra's thing or can we all view who's looked at our profile's dunno
edit: sorry,yes it is an extras thing redface lol
fil

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I got all excited when I read the first post and thought "ooo I'll go and see if any nice men have been perving over me," only to discover that. surprisedops:
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Well actually Jas.....
You show as having six pics and I've only ever been able to see one :cry:
That one is exceptional tho' :twisted: :twisted:
You've never asked for an invite to the gallery ya numpty smackbottom :lol:
You have a pm :P
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I am an avid reader as well and love my books - they over run the house. biggrin
I'm also a toe nail picker, which Timmy hates redface lol :lol: :lol: and my other strange one is I really get a huge amount of satisfaction from picking the hairs out of the plug hole when I'm in the shower dunno
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Quote by lilnfil
confused is this an extra's thing or can we all view who's looked at our profile's dunno
edit: sorry,yes it is an extras thing redface lol
fil

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I got all excited when I read the first post and thought "ooo I'll go and see if any nice men have been perving over me," only to discover that. surprisedops:
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Noooooooooooooo, not another call to ban willy pics. I like them.
Please leave them alone. :twisted:
I don't search the ads for meets so I can't comment on the changes for there but I can see your point about inactive ads being removed.
A couple of weeks might be a bit premature though. Last time I did advertise it was over a month before the event was due and I only updated it once I think during that time.
Parties and club meets are often arranged well in advance too, I think a longer period of inactivity before removal would be fairer.
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Quote by Jas-Tim

What about the forum? Do you think that there are bullies lurking here?
How can you Identify a bully? Do they have similar behavioural characteristics?
N.B. Not a name-and-shame exercise BUT this could be considered a triumphant roar about and against bullies and bullying.
Bullies are cowards. They know it, we know it. Time once again to make a small stand against such abuse not only in the schools and colleges but everywhere.

Yes there are bullies in schools, yes there are bullies in real life, yes there are bullies online.
Was I supposed to keel over in shock that there might be nasty people about dunno
I'd like to think that you started the thread for the right reasons but I don't think you did.
I think you started it as a veiled c'mon name and shame, if you didn't, why put the comment?
Please bear in mind that every one who disagrees with you is normally accused of either bullying or cliquiness, then the majority are on an loser in your head aren't they anyway.
Oh and l Iooked the game up - anything that encourages you to kick someones teeth down their throat when they are already down, isn't teaching you not to be a bully and the fact that it there is little blood shown is what got it the 15 rating. Not the actual violence committed.
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
No need to remove it Jas, i'm sure i can find my way through the beads :lickface:
(in fact, i insist on trying next munch)

You're more than welcome to try but I think he'll be on the next outfit by then lol :lol: :lol:
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Quote by de_sade
What about the forum? Do you think that there are bullies lurking here?
How can you Identify a bully? Do they have similar behavioural characteristics?
N.B. Not a name-and-shame exercise BUT this could be considered a triumphant roar about and against bullies and bullying.
Bullies are cowards. They know it, we know it. Time once again to make a small stand against such abuse not only in the schools and colleges but everywhere.

Yes there are bullies in schools, yes there are bullies in real life, yes there are bullies online.
Was I supposed to keel over in shock that there might be nasty people online dunno
I'd like to think that you started the thread for the right reasons but I don't think you did.
I think you started it as a veiled c'mon name and shame, if you didn't, why put the comment?
Please bear in mind that every one who disagrees with you is normally accused of either bullying or cliquiness, then the majority are on an loser in your head aren't theyanyway.
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Quote by Sarah
I've seen Jas's outfit for real :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I understand pliers are needed to remove it lol

He he he he
we've worked it now -there are three anchor links marked in blue, that is all that is needed :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I voted NO for one simple reason....
the majority of Police Officers don't want to carry a gun as standard issue - so why give them guns if they don't want them? confused

A very good reason for not give them guns.
And you ignored that from my original post why?
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lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
If you look really hard then you can see the gaffa tape thong underneath Meaty :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sercher I get enough stick from the Miserable fat arsed cat bastard about my big arse without you joing in ya bugger smackbottom :lol:
Mrs Juniper, thank you kiss Timmy made it for me from flyscreen donated by Dino. biggrin
Now let's get this thread to Cuba :lol:
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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/personal/jql/
This is a fantastic,super user friendly, resizing programme by JQL for avatars as well.
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Can i de-invent Gaffa Tape and things that burn, eh Jas :rascal:

What and ruin all mine and Timmy's fun - how mean lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You haven't seen the flyscreen dress either have you :twisted: something else for you to deinvent :P
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We have some very close friends that we have made via swinging and I suppose to a certain extent the sex does get affected.
If for instance we haven't seen them for a while, we tend to spend all our time catching up on news and events than playing.
That said when we do play it's great and very comfortable as well.
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Will you bugger off with these making me think type threads smackbottom biggrin
Today it would have to be cars I think.
I just saw so much bizarre and dangerous stuff recently I wish they would just vanish.
The down side is the train service is poor in a lot of places
Ah second thought, but if cars were deinvented totally I can pretend that decent services had been run to every part of the UK. I think lol :lol: :lol:
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Quote by duncanlondon
Its a no from me. Simply because many plods have already been rejected by the armed forces as unsuitable.

Totally different selection requirements for the two, and that sentence could be flipped round because many armed forces have already been rejected by the plods as unsuitable.
Based on similar sources to yourself.
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No, because I truly believe the majority of serving officers wouldn't want a firearm, there's also the cost & other issues of psych evaluations and fitness testing as well as the other specialised training they would need on a continual basis.
Too many officers off the street, which is already a problem.
I do think the tazers are a good idea though, as there are too many overly violent people who are pretty much immune to CS effects when they are rampaging.
The dogs are still one of the best weapons, under utilised in most forces though and horses for crowd control, but unfortunatly they keep trying to decrease the majority of the units.
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Quote by Lissa
Some really interesting responses to my initial question.
I suppose in a way it was a bit of a simplistic question..................I'm sure it's very true that acting in the heat of the moment is totally different to a cold-blooded decision to kill.
So here is a different scenario to consider.
Your child/partner is threatened with death, and the only way to save them is to push a button that will kill a dozen random strangers somewhere in the world. Would you push that button?
If yes, how many would you be prepared to kill?
Would you kill 20? 50? 100? 1,000?
Would there come a point where you wouldn't consider the life of your loved one worth the sacrifice of so many?

This is far trickier than the other one as I'd have rational thinking time. confused
I think I'd struggle with this as surely blowing up random people to have my loved ones released is terrorism in a lot of people's eyes isn't it?
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My Dad has the Benecol marg. it assists in keeping his cholesterol low but he has to watch his entire diet as well.
He equates it to changing your milk from full fat to skimmed,iIt all helps in conjunction with other healthier options.
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Can I have a hotel list please with a recommendation for closest, just in case.
Can I also book my massage for 14:00 Sat and 11:00 Sunday :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Just realised it's their anniversary too, so poshest and closest please lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I go on a great car forum but they do Vauxalls (I think) not Citroen.
I can ket you have the link if you think it would help.
Alternatively if you hook the oodjit to the thingamebob and counter reverse the twisticle whilst pushing on the groomwit it should work fine :P
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I'd probably cancel redface surprisedops: :oops:
It's something I have issues with unless you know me really well.
I don't care about others doing it in front of me though dunno
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You might be better putting an additional post in the chatroom forums to see if they can help with your access issues. That's where all the chat techie bods hang out I'm led to believe lol
Hello and welcome to this bit of the site anyway though. wave
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Quote by Kiss
When the space race was at it's height the Americans spent millions on inventing a pen that would write in zero gravity, the Russians just took a pencil.

The real story behind that always reminds of Reese, as it strikes me as the type of odd thing that would occur to him and set him off inventing. biggrin lol :lol: :lol:
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If it ws amended slightly to reflect illegal immigrants and the current political structure would you find it funny?
I have to ask, as one of the things I've found when I listen to Joe Public ranting about the state of the country etc. in the pub, is that they bung the asylum seekers in with illegal immigrants and cannot/will not distinguish between the two.
I personally think a lot of people would view it more comfortably as a satarical piss take of the current political agendas of certain groups if it was about illegal immigrants.
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Mad as a box of frogs the lot of ya lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What a wonderful thread biggrin
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Quote by little gem
rotflmao pretty cock! Hahaha!
:gagged:
Mmmm, long hair young guy! *swoon* :rascal:
Oh, erm... does this mean I have to flirt with you Jas...
*flutters eye lashes while stroking a finger along her neck and down her back*

I've given up on subtle it gets me nowhere. confused
I want to see that tail :twisted:
While you're stroking could you just nibble a bit as well please biggrin
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