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Jewlnmart
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 55
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Wiltshire

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Quote by Lost
Vital organs

So do I, with a few fava beans and a nice little Chianti.
The village shop wouldn't let us put a card in the window, so here we are.
I wouldn't discount a low blood sugar moment. I have gone hypo 20 minutes after eating a big meal, although I am a type 1 diabetic but hadn't overdosed on my insulin. Regradless, I would still go and get it checked out at your GP.
We're thinking about paying a visit to the paradise spa next week during the day. Having never been to one of these places, can anyone give us some pointers on what to expect, how to behave etc. Can we expect much in the way of fun for a couple. Will there likely be other couples there or will it be mostly men.
Arrogance, drunkeness and blokes that make that strange sucking air noise during foreplay. You know the same noise car mechanics and plumbers make before saying "it's repairable, but it wont be cheap".
Blimey! This is more complicated than ordering breakfast in America.
Quote by Mal
Mary had a little lamb dunno

...........the doctor nearly died! :lol2:
Mary had a little lamb,
The doctors were astounded,
And everywhere that Mary went,
Gynaecologists surrounded.
When I heard there was a big cloud of fine powder coming from Iceland I thought Kerry Katona had sneezed.
Quote by st3v3
So what is the 'Visitors' section for? No-one replied last time it was asked.

Its profile views.
Something isn't working...40,000+ visitors yet no mail.
Quote by Kaznkev
Jon Gaunt......
A man not afraid to speak his mind, which is usually right anyway.
So afraid of him that Question time lost their bottle, but still got Griffin on there.
Will wait for the inevitable.............here it comes. lol

who is he?honestly ,im not great on pop culture,but love learning new things
(and yes i suppose i could google :lol: )
Also responsible for introducing unpopular taxation that led to the peasants revolt in 1381 and was the father of Henry IV.
Quote by foxylady2209
Will you lot PLEASE learn to cut your quotes down a bit - I'm getting a migraine scrolling down 7-10 quotes within quotes. :jagsatwork:
It isn't hard - you just highlight the sections you don't need, press the Del button on you keyboard. You could always type in 'snip' to indicate what you've done. But either way - please consider your readers.
Thank you for you attention. As you were.

Amen to that, sister. wink
Quote by noladreams
Maybe we need an 'abstention' option then - as I've seen in countries where voting is compulsory.

Aaaahhh, now that I don't think I would have such a problem with that. At least it would mean people would actively engage in the voting process when casting their abstention.
In a way we already have it. They have to record the amount of spoiled papers.
Quote by kentswingers777
Seriously why is the killing of animals in such a medieval way, still allowed to happen in the UK?

Which particular way? Surely a modern captive bolt stunner used in a slaughter house is just a mechanised pole-axe? A chicken has it's neck pulled whether it be by modern machine or a serfs hands.
Quote by varca
The former Head of Stores and Concessions for Woolworths and 15 former colleagues are today opening their first 'copy cat' store under the name of Alworths and they plan to have another 22 stores opened within 12 months!

We've had one in town for a couple of months. Pick n Mix was available in WHSmith since the demise of Woolies anyway.
Quote by Kaznkev
Did you ever quite work out what the log lady was about?

"Who's the lady with the log?"
"Oh, we call her the Log Lady"
Quote by ustwo1966
It’s a funny world dogging, we get called time wasters because we say no thanks when a 60 year old Ugly has hell dogger walks strait up to the car with his cock out or we drive off when a car parks so close it knocks our wing mirror, maybe we are too fussy.....

We know exactly what you mean. We were told by a couple of guys we had no interest in playing with that we had a reputation for being fussy. They seemed shocked when we thanked them for the compliment.
The Redknapp's....that's Jamie and Louise not Harry and his missus.
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
I don't often agree with you Staggs, but on this occasion you are quite correct.
Plum in the mouth brigade...sucking on lemons. lol

Apart from he isn't right, but hey-ho. Sums up exactly why the ban on hunting with hounds is an awful piece of legislation that has sod all to do with animal welfare and everything to do with trying to secure the vote of middle class, faux socialists.
Which hunt are/were you a member of ? what was the make-up of the hunt? how many were land owners/bankers/knighted(or in possession of a title)how many of those not employed by the hunt would you say were working class?
Me? marxist and not middle-class
The hunts that I have had involvement with had a broad spectrum of people involved. The mother-in-law used to ride out, but she didn't own a horse, she used other peoples (wife of a farm labourer), as many people who rode did. I know many people who rode with hunts who weren't land owners/bankers or titled.
Quote by kentswingers777
I don't often agree with you Staggs, but on this occasion you are quite correct.
Plum in the mouth brigade...sucking on lemons. lol

Apart from he isn't right, but hey-ho. Sums up exactly why the ban on hunting with hounds is an awful piece of legislation that has sod all to do with animal welfare and everything to do with trying to secure the vote of middle class, faux socialists.
Thanks for organising Dave. It was great to put some faces to names. Apologies to anyone we didnt get round to saying hi to. We found the venue rather claustrophobic, stuck it for an hour then headed off with some others for a boogie at Reflex. If anyones wondering, Jewl was the strawberry blonde in the multi-coloured silk frock and I was the rather uncomfortable looking bloke hanging round with her.
Quote by P1ayMate
Excuse my ignorance but doesn't it de-sensitise the clit?

That's why you have the hood done and not the clitoris itself.
Quote by Too Hot
correct spelling - a typo is excusable but bad spelling is pants (in our opinion).

Lack of primary school punctuation and grammar too.