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11 Feb 2010

Quote by Dressed2tease
Makes me think I might have it done tommorrow dirtygirl, would love it done for valentines. Nice surprise for

He might start to query the vacant expression and stupid grin you'll have. Jewl also has a vertical hood piercing. Didn't hurt when she had it done, instant orgasm straight after, healed within a day.

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10 Feb 2010

Coming to a tabloid near you soon.........

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9 Feb 2010

Quote by brucie
ram as in hard poke?

No, as in male sheep.

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9 Feb 2010

Quote by brucie
whats "tup"?

Tup is a colloquial term for a used as a verb in sheep breeding circles.

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2 Feb 2010

I'm guessing 'Jewl' and 'Mart' on our name badges shouldn't cause too much of a stir in polite society.

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30 Jan 2010

Still none the wiser dunno

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29 Jan 2010

Quote by Lost

I'd like to get chilled coffee in a jug and with a fem i'm keen on ask her to lie on back on a chair with her legs as far back to her chest as she possible can and then with a small funnel placed gently into her pussy i'd like to tip chilled coffee into her and once full then i'd like to lie beveath her as th she puts her legs down and leans forward so tipping the cooled coffee straight from her pussy into my mouth. Now thats fantasy!!

De-caf o.k.?

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28 Jan 2010

Quote by brucie
looks like i still got it.

Penicillin and a dab of gentian violet should sort that.

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25 Jan 2010

We'll be there.

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25 Jan 2010

"I want to fill your womb with my cock"
Anatomy 101 is over there --->

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23 Jan 2010

Peoples car preferences are always going to be subjective, but it can't be pure coincidence that there are a lot of very high milage VW and Audis still going strong.

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22 Jan 2010

Like Queen Victoria, we are not bemused.

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18 Jan 2010

I've always thought people get a tad dramatic about the use of uppercase font, but on the flip-side, a post made in all uppercase is difficult to read.

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17 Jan 2010

Usual spots from 9pm onwards.

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13 Jan 2010

Milk... Not the god awful, already devoid of flavour stuff you buy in the shops, but the stuff straight from the cow.

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11 Jan 2010

Last time I aimed for Jewls boobs I missed. If I have a favourite it would be over her face, but Jewl isn't keen so it's a rare treat.

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11 Jan 2010

Quote by brucie
am i the only one who thinks nearly all women look ridiculous rather than sexy in this sort of attire?

Nope

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8 Jan 2010

The trouble with football chants will be that some yobbos will show up wanting to give someone a good fisting. How about taking a leaf out of rugby unions book and observe a total silence while someone orgasms followed by polite applause.

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6 Jan 2010

I know exactly what you're saying Lost. Many a time I have looked at Jewl in an everyday situation and had similar thoughts. It's quite funny when we go out with her work mates and they think she's the quiet one. Mind you there was stunned silence when one of them was talking about nipple peircings so Jewl got hers out to show them.

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30 Dec 2009

Does this mean I've been wasting my time whittling notches in the bed post?

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28 Dec 2009

With regards to the lack of apostrophes in chatroom titles, I believe the chat software doesn't recognize punctuation in room titles.

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28 Dec 2009

Quote by annejohn
doesn`t spellchecker help dyslexia,and failure to use it just comes down to laziness or can`t be botheredness?
just asking

No, because a dyslexic wont necessarily see the mistake or the correct word to replace it with.

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24 Dec 2009

It's just 5 key strokes to type Christmas instead of xmas!

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20 Dec 2009

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20 Dec 2009

Didn't everyone already know 'Alfie' was gay anyway?

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11 Dec 2009

Long shot I know, but any one fancy accomodating us on Monday evening? Couples preferred.

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1 Dec 2009

Quote by Kaznkev
yeah,but a little dog cant do much damage,these idiots let there kids near a pitbull

Plenty of breeds the size of a pit bull and bigger though. As with all dogs the temprement of the owner has a huge bearing on the dogs behaviour. Jewls best friend grew up with a huge Rottweiller and a more gentle dog you couldn't find anywhere.

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1 Dec 2009

It's not the dogs.....a chihuahua can be dangerous. It's the bloody owners.

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26 Nov 2009

Bloody clever how they get those Budgies to talk.

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25 Nov 2009

Kenty and Brighton Geezer:

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