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Jon
Over 90 days ago
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Why not go to the chatroom forum, and read the plethora of information there.........
Info relating to the chatrooms is, strangely enough, posted in the chatroom forum - quite clever when you think about it really, isn't it? dunno
I mean, you don't go to the deli counter and ask why there's no fly spray in the household department, or do you :dunno: ?? rolleyes
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Today I decided to contact somebody after reading this in their profile:
"Please note I don't orat all. "
I thought it must be a typo and that they didn't do oral, and decided to point it out.
Several confusing mails later ("I don't say that I don't do oral...re-read my profile", "I also don't say orat!" etc). confused
We finally worked out that the censor system was at fault: They had actually said "I don't do msn or aol at all". :doh:
Why doesn't the censor system insert *** or something??!! dunno

Cos then it would say
"Please note I don't *** or something all. "
:dunno:
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Right
Because an artic trailer has its wheels at the rear does tis make it easier or harder to reverse than say a caravan or car trailer which has its wheels at the center.
PS this will probably be a personal opinion rather than proven fact. As a trailer tent tower i was just wondering.

Well, I can tell you that a five axle wrecker, with a fully laden artic and trailer hooked on the back is BLOODY hard to reverse - and long! - and people STILL get in yer way even with all beacons and strobe lights on mad You need a lot of road to get round corners and just to manouvere in general, so car drivers, give way to the big wrecker wiv beacons on, the beacons are to show we are a hazard,in speed, size, weight and lack of manouverability
What about trucks? Some of the one's I drive have seats in the back, some have bunks - all are too high for an audience to see in rolleyes
Bloody truck manufacturers wink
It never takes long for ANY post to go off topic any more, does it.
Watch out, 'cause the Yanks will be bombing you for hijacking soon..... rolleyes
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By the way - eBay ratings on swinging sites = bad idea. biggrin It doesnt even really work on eBay. rolleyes

Hence the glut of "Feedback mutually withdrawn" ratings :roll:
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Sounds like a pop-up blocker doing exactly what it's meant for!

Or another IE7 user.......................
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Carry on folks - only 49 pages to go to beat the record for this topic! lol
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27234.html

Beat you to it, a page or so back wink
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http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27234.html?highlight=
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I love you The Lard and I hope one day we can meet up and joke like good old Scotch chums.

I thought Scotch was whisky and Scottish folk were Scots dunno
Correct Jon! biggrin
Fee
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Yeah, north of Hadrian's wall, that might be so.
South of it, they're all known as Scotch.
(Note the capital S in Scotch)
No disrespect intended.
Well, If I was any further South, I'd be French!
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I love you The Lard and I hope one day we can meet up and joke like good old Scotch chums.

I thought Scotch was whisky and Scottish folk were Scots dunno
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I have the same problem.
I have windows XP pro.
Firewall disabled.
Traditional cable (not wireless)
ADSL router
The locking is so frequent 10 seconds - 3 minutes, it extremely frustrating that I cannot use the chat room. There is only ~15 users in the pool chatroom.
Simon

How do you know how many users are in a particular room if you cannot access the chat rooms? dunno
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I have never seen the cab hitch / un hitch before and allways wondered and wanted to see this done.

Landing legs are what they are known as..
Most are wound down with a handle but some come down automatically when the air lines from the tractor unit to the trailer are disconnected..

redface surprisedops: :oops:
Unless of course you're distracted and 'forget' then "drop the trailer on it's knees"
:oops: :oops: :oops:
Then someone like me comes along with a nice big wrecker, and lifts it up and winds the legs down rolleyes - oh yeah, and your company gets a feck off big invoice for me doing it wink
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btw Goosey, (et al) would you be surprised, or even shocked, when I tell you that the "pin" that holds the trailer to the tractor unit is something like 2 or 3 inches in diameter ?
A 28 tonne trailer and load held to a 16 tonne tractor unit by a 3 inch in diameter steel pin :shock: (gestimated figures)
I can remember MK III being slightly concerned when she saw me hitch up one day :lol2:
"Is that it ? Is that all that holds it all together ????)

Ahhh - but have you ever seen one break dunno - even in a full on wreck, side over side or whatever, I can only ever recall seeing one fifth wheel coupling seperate, and that was the jaw kit on the fifth wheel itself, not the pin.
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I understand about the private lives I really do and I hope I didn't make it sound otherwise.
When you say report it to an op ... I have to admit a little confusion there because I don't have any ops listed in my friends ( do y'all not like me??? wink ) and can never remember user names exactly off the top of my head. Also would be at a loss as to which op to report it to.

Take your pick from this list
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Ginger's a nice name! biggrin

I Luv ginger pussy!! - here TJ, here TJ.......
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the same problem forever, and no none of the sugestions work, its the platform itself..wen (IF) they get the new room they say it will cure this problem, i have no problems on ANY other site, i have no virus or spyware, i have even tried it on a completly new build and its still the same......

So how do the thousands (yes! - Thousands!! - 995 showing logged on now for example) of people who use it with no problems at all every day get on then?
Some of us run multiple screens at the same time too (with no problems I might add) ..................... yup. It MUST be the site, nothing wrong with your PC / Laptop / mac at all rolleyes
Before you start, my machine is nowt special, just a 'bare bones' box form PC World, with a 19" LCD monitor (From Tesco!) and generic wireless mouse / keyboard, and I run the server list, forum, and at least 4 chat screens at the same time, as well as browsing the web too.
Do you run any USB peripherals? or run your internet via USB? If so, that could be the fault - USB takes LOADS of system resources. For network, make sure you run ethernet not USB - it sucks!
Firefox, no question.
Avoid anything perporting to be a browser from the evil mega-corp. known as micro$oft.
Oh yawn rolleyes get over it, you don't like my sense of humor, I do - end of.
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P.S. Ex-bootneck, eh? Do you mention that by way of excuse or explanation?

Neither - I said:-
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No life line needed. I can hold my head above water very well thank you, I'm an ex Bootneck.

Self explanatory I feel, but just for you - having been a Marine, I could swim very well and have no need of the life line you mentioned.
Just in case you can't draw the connection between Marines and holding your head above water, go look at Thiswebsite and see what the Royal Marines do - very well too, I might ad.
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NB; beware the politically correct brigade, who have obviously had a sense of humour bypass.

:thumbup:
When I was in the Marines, we worked a lot with the 'yanks', who could never understand our humor, let alone the dark humor Brits are known for.
I could relate endless anecdotes from personal experience of gallows humor, let alone the one's told by others. Any one wanna pull up a sand bag and swing the lamp a bit?
The armed forces all share 'Gallows' or dark humor, as do many of the emergency services.
Even now, in my job, gallows humor is big - when you're pulling vehicles apart so the Fire Brigade can extract bodies / casualties it helps deal with the grimness of the events.
Brits and Gallows humor is like Brits and marmite - some like it, some don't, but no bugger else can understand it.
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Two mobile phone jokes in one thread. That's original Jon, and as a site officer (albeit a Chatroom Op) a totally reprehensible act.

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BTW I didn't say you were ONLY a Chatroom Op, I said 'albeit a Chatroom Op'

The more common use of albeit in a concessive phrase," one that expresses some sort of condesending, yielding, or admitting. In this use albeit can mean 'conceding or admitting that; in spite of the fact that', and the word notwithstanding can sometimes be substituted.
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–adjective
showing or implying a usually patronizing descent from dignity or superiority: They resented the older neighbors' condescending cordiality.

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I am and I've expressed them. I think your jokes are sick.

and...
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It wasn't even your joke FFS. At least TRY to be original...

and...
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Of course you are entitled to your opinions, provided they are YOUR opinions and not stolen from somewhere else.

If your going to argue a point, it's not very good to contradict your own arguements....
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...I was actually throwing you a life-line but you were obviously unable to realise that. For whatever reason.

No life line needed. I can hold my head above water very well thank you, I'm an ex Bootneck.
Apart from all that, his chosen path was sure to bring him into danger at some stage, and he (and his wife) often stated in their documentaries of that fact, and that they knew how things could turn out. He paid the ultimate price for doing what he loved doing.
Sod all anyone says can change that fact.
And how many of you can say you never cracked a smile when you got some of the jokes on your phones.......................
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mad FFS! :x Is nothing sacred anymore..?

Nope, nothing is sacred - gallows humor is very very big in the circles I belong to.
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Two mobile phone jokes in one thread. That's original Jon, and as a site officer (albeit a Chatroom Op) a totally reprehensible act.

Does that mean I'm not entitled to express myself as an individual, seeing as I'm only a chat room Op. (Though I fail to see what that has to do with it, my opinions are mine, regardless of any 'position').
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The guy has just been killed FFS and you think it is a joke???

Yes he has, and already the TV company he was making the documentary for has asked pemission to air the footage of his death - are you going to get on to them and complain?
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Can we quote your addition to this thread now as an endorsement of we can treat ALL further deaths, here on SH???.

Do what you like mate - how many people are forwarding the multitude of jokes about this and his funeral arrangements at this very minute - go complain to them too.
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Sorry, I think your "jokes" are in bad taste.

You're entitled to your opinions.
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However, you may have been passed these so-called "quotes" by someone else and you posted them with an honest belief in their genuine source. But if you are so adamant that they are genuine quotes provide a link to them.
De_sade

I don't recall saying I had been, or that they were - mind you, it depends what you mean by genuine source. I got one from my Mum, now I know she is very genuine, else I wouldn't be here....
Get yer head out of your arse and chill out.
He was a great promoter of conservation and bringing whacky dangerous TV to us all, will be sadly missed.
How spooky is this :-
In an earlier interview, Steve was asked what this favorite TV prog. was when he was a kid, he said he really liked Thunder Birds, but would always have a soft spot for Stingray :shock: :shock:
And fancy going swimming without sunscreen on, everyone knows it protects you from harmful rays........
^Tigger^ dunno - who the fark is ^Tigger^ wink biggrin :D
Is she that blonde bint wiv the bendy legs??
Dave ya dopey fucker! - There's no point giving you advice - you'd only forget what you were supposed to be doing, or fuck it up biggrin
By the way, have you had yer password tattooed on yer hand yet, so you don't forget it again wink :D :D
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Let's start the 'Kick Christmas back to December' campaign ! I mean, I'm sure Jesus is a bit pissed that these firms keep fucking around with His brithday.
I'm with you WW :thumbup:

When I was in retail management, August the 28th was the day xmas displays went up :shock: so stand by to be bombarded with xmas rolleyes
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Or maybe the original poster takes his dog out anyway and hoping to catch a glimpse of something to lighten his night :twisted:
TJ

Or was just taking the piss rolleyes