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Quote by zootle
I could name them but I'm not sure that would be entirely gentlemanly of me
smile

I, on the other hand, have no such qualms:

Bloody hell !
I think the only time we directly addressed each other was to argue, but Neil was one of the folk on here I was really hoping to meet 'in the flesh' (don't worry if you're still reading mate - in a manly, heterosexual kinda way ;) )
You'll be missed.
You may need to uninstall the old version, from add remove programs*, it's stabler than letting Firefox upgrade itself. Details
*Assuming Windoze XP**
**which I was, until I read the above. It should be ok on 98 with a clean install though smile
Quote by Vix
This is not an invitation, BTW.

Damn :cry: ;)
If I say 'I couldn't give a flying fuck either way, if you don't like it don't stay, if you do, do' is it going to trigger a 14 page flame war ?
Yes ?
In that case DOOOOOOOOON'T GOOOOOOOOOO, WE WUV YOU kiss :kiss: :kiss:
Quote by Heather
When she's sitting on you, get her to raise her knees up then move her calfs forward so her legs straighten out and her ankles are laying either side of your head. Then get her to lay back while you hold hands and pull each other in a rocking motion.

HELL NO I tried that one once - oooooooooooooooooooooch :wateringeyessmiley:
What are you, a man or a mouse ? Grab her arse and move her until it works for both of you. Sorted smile
Quote by Vix
Rodentia remorse. sad :cry:

Rabbits are Lagomorphs, not rodents.

I'm such a nerd :cry:
RIP Oolong
Given that you're late 20s early 30s (I surmise) retrain and do something less dull ?
Quote by foxylady 123
As for the pensions question does anyone under 45 real think they will get a liveable stae pension?

That was a rhetorical question, right ?
I'm just hoping my private provider doesn't go bust in the interim :shock:
Quote by McGuinness
I have paid enough tax's to cover my medical care i am even willing to forsake the tax i pay to the NHS and go private, unfortunately the government does not give us the option to not contribute to the NHS, we have to pay tax's to NHS and go private

You cannot have any conception of what it costs to treat a chronic condition if you believe that to be the case. My NI contribution is 2400 per annum, give or take, my private physiotherapy costs £1400 a year, and that's a relatively inexpensive treatment to undertake privately.
btw: taxes not tax's
Tax credits are means tested, and the universal child benefit accounts for less than 1/2 of 1% of the tax burden. No party is going to be seen to be hurting the financial position of mothers for such a trivial saving.
It's not really a related area but:
Real threats to the UK ? There are no real military threats to UK soil. Who's going to invade ? France ?
But would you be a female virgin confused ? That might not be much fun sad
/possibly overthinking this one...
Yeah, it does, in its etymology. The root is cacare, dung in Latin.
Not the same root as cack handed, which comes from the Norse keikr, or 'bent over'
(No, I didn't just make that up. No I don't know why I know that either confused)
Quote by Eagerslut9
GO TO BED NOW! IMMEDIATELY!!

OK smile Night all. Can I expect the whips and spanking to be waiting for me ??
I'm stupifyingly wealthy. So wealthy, in fact, that my man is posting this for me whilst I lounge in the pool throwing the occasional morsel to my pet puma.
Sadly, though, I am fairly dim, disproving your theory somewhat.
Edit - I also share a sense of humour with other posters, it would seem biggrin (note to self, refresh before posting)
...and if it doesn't, the European mirror's not /.ed yet

Warning - many of your extensions will die and the update server's Farked too sad
Quote by curious_karrie
I've also seen the FET15H one, and i've also heard it does belong to newreg! biggrin I wouldn't mind that for myself

Yep, lives in Preston smile Is/was on a 996 Turbo. Yours for 99k :shock:
I saw 4 ASL last night, quite intrigued until I noticed the 'Advanced Security Limited' decal sad
Firefox AdBlocker Extension will let you nuke most of the things that blocking images leaves untouched.
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Quote by Vicky_uk
Hope you got all you wanted and more wink
:beer: :beer:

Certainly plenty of those ! :cheers: :mrgreen: biggrin smile confused :crazy: :yawn: surpriseduch:
Although it won't stop pre-existing spyware, unless you turn it off it will bitch about any site that tries to start downloads, no danger of the 'I don't remember downloading that confused ' scenario that can come from IE. It also lets you know if it's blocking pop-ups (a little x appears in the bottom left) and you choose to allow them smile
Midlandsman - can you expand a bit on what you'd like to see in the tool bar ?
Thanks it was fun. Not so much with the fun lately* :violin: but today's been cool biggrin
*Did I mention that I do maudlin, if I don't do leacherous, when plastered ?
Thank you all biggrin
I'm going to go and drink obscene amounts of Stella, speak to (be lecherously incoherentl towards) you all later drinkies
Quote by Alexandra
Bond bug (Yes, really rolleyes )

On purpose ?? :shock: One of my neighbours has one of those. This is not it, but for anyone who's thinking "WTF ??" -
Thank you biggrin
Apparently I'm officially 'pushing 30' now :shock:
Quote by little gem
plastic hairbrushes??? :shock: do tell!

"Stylist's" haribrushes, with the flexible plastic bristles don't half hurt if you put your knee on them :shock: :cry: