Bloke sat up on the edge of the seat, girl astride, her knees on the seat squab **
And finally the least complicated - from behind, over the bonnet
*Ladies are requested to kindly remove the 3" layer of detritus from this area before commencing. ESPECIALLY BLOODY PLASTIC HAIR BRUSHES :doh: ! Thank you :)
**Kicking the dashboard may result in hard to explain damage
