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JonJon
Over 90 days ago
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Passenger seat all the way reclined, bloke kneeling in the passenger footwell* (trust me, it's possible) works well for oral too smile
Bloke sat up on the edge of the seat, girl astride, her knees on the seat squab **
And finally the least complicated - from behind, over the bonnet biggrin
*Ladies are requested to kindly remove the 3" layer of detritus from this area before commencing. ESPECIALLY BLOODY PLASTIC HAIR BRUSHES :doh: ! Thank you :)
**Kicking the dashboard may result in hard to explain damage
Quote by little gem
The only problem is she is too small to have sex in sad

No she isn't !! If it's possible in a Micra...
Been out for dinner. Blue striped shirt and 'smart' trousers. And a frown, nobody I know seems to be very happy today sad :violin:
Quote by gae
Maybe the DVLA pulled it for being racist, but does "N199 ERS" exist? I've often thought about this. If i was a black man, i'd buy that plate.

I doubt it, but N16GAZ is out there.
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No association, no recommendation intended, modified plates may be illegal, use at your own risk, your gimp may be at risk if you do not maintain payments secured upon it
Quote by Libra-Love
:P Don't know if they do them in diesel, but you can't go wrong with a micra.

They do, but diesel isn't generally regarded as economic on a small car. The Skoda Fabia is probably the best car in its class, taking quality and vfm into account.
I think I just recommended a diesel Skoda :shock: Sounds like the punchline to a bad joke, but they're excellent little cars these days smile
Not here, surely ? That's one hell of a sense of humour failure from someone :shock:
Quote by Libra-Love
dunno Where's that?

North of the Watford Gap, dear. You wouldn't understand.
Not me - although I am intimitely acquainted with the backstreets of that fair town (WTF did the road signing ??? mad)
Nissan Micra. It was quicker to wait for the shifting of the tectonic plates to get you to your destination confused
Just shows that you're using either an out of data browser, or Safari, or Opera, which don't handle dhtml properly :iftherewasageeksmileyitwouldbehere:
Quote by MQ
PMSL I need those links to post on another forum they will love it biggrin

you go smile
Misschief - didn't you notice "remove monsters" ??
Quote by morbiusUK
OK so someone is trying to tell me something......
I'm between CarrieAnn and JonJon....
All three of us from Derbyshire......hmmmmmmmmmmmm
local fun, cant beat it hehehe

That's slightly disturbing confused
Still, nothing wrong with being slightly disturbed :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Here you go, a little light argument ;)
Quote by Happy Cats
Where is there proof that the west intended instigating war with the USSR?
Agreed the US did use or consider use of nuclear weapons - how do you know the USSR didnt consider it?
The point about military expenditure was that trying to outstretch the USSR was not a tactic until Reagan. Prior to that it was deterrent only - you know, if we have more than them they wont take us on.

The cold war was an inevitable conclusion following the break up of Europe into two opposing ideological camps in the aftermath of WW2. Neither side instigated it per se.
They did. It's well documented that Soviet advisors considered a strike on the US during the Cuban missile crisis and again in the early 80s. However, it seems likely that only US advisors actively supported a first strike and the US remains the only state to have used nuclear warheads (so far sad)
That's not the case, escallation on both sides began in the immediate aftermath of WW2. Hence the 'arms race'. The space race and the wars by proxy in the middle east and south east asia are a further example of the intent not merely to deter but actively to win.
Luckily, we did win, but it's questionable as to whether that was by design, or accident of history.
The original stuff is the horrible fuzzy greenscreen effort sad
Can't really see the appeal meself, she needs a good feed confused
There's the real PH one in nightsight green and a full colour version with an 'actress' who vaguely resembles her. They're all over the 'net if you've got broadband and p2p software smile
:laughabove: Didn't know corruption was catching (although I'm happy to hang round and find out ;) )
I guess they didn't work then hun ? sad
Quote by GenHertsCpl
maybe they did eventually??

Yeah they did. She set up her own 'site confused
Hymen reconstruction = £2k, Virginity = £10k - there's a goldmine just waiting for someone :shock:
Damn ! I thought I was getting my RDA of urine from Lucozade - now you tell me it's Fanta ?? mad :x :x :fuckinghell:
Quote by Roberto
The Americans I've spoken to about Bush seem to think he just has a problem with the English language but behind all that he is not an idiot. Would they have us believe that he has lots of profound, philosophical or political thoughts, but is just unable to verbalise them!? I don't believe it for a second. From being fired from a company board for "not contributing anything at boardmeetings" to president of the USA using the Harvard Business School student method of analysis. Really, the Americans have a dumbass for president (again).

Maybe we can believe that he isn't as dumb as he appears. Although he's a politician of instinct and prejudice, rather than philosophical profundity, he has an impressive academic record, but also a history of alcohol abuse. I don't think that it's beyond the realms of possibility that he's suffered damage to high level brain functions, speak and language being the first to go.
Quote by Scandal
Did I miss anyone out? confused

Yeah some are journos mad :x
Are you subtly insinuating something about this thread ?
If so, I couldn't agree more ;)
Quote by foxy30s_cpl
Until I can walk through town after 6 without fear I will not vote.

Perhaps self-defence training ? One of the odder arguments I've heard for disenfranchising yourself confused
Quote by Heather
Myalgic Encephalomyelitis, or M.E., or 'Yuppie Flu' to those of us old enough to know the term, is passed on through bowel fluids. And this is a long term, and very disabling condition that can take YEARS to battle. I know because my friend has it and he caught it whilst rimming

Do you have a source for this (beyond anecdotal evidence) ? ME's come to be regarded as being a post viral condition, not caused by any particular activity or pathogen - hence the change in name to post viral fatigue syndrome confused
Quote by mojobiker
Finally, if done with the right attitude towards cleanliness, then no one should get any nasty diseases.

The right attitude to cleanliness is a barrier method, not soap.
Quote by SpiritedAway
You need a big car

I've got a Land Rover Discovery - its brilliant so long as you get into the back
How do you manage to get head, and drive, all from the back seat ?? You must have really long arms ! ;)
Quote by tallnhairy
Saw a video of a guy getting a serious blow job while driving.

You need a big car, a slim and flexible girl, and nerves of steel. Apparently ;) :angel:
Disclaimer: Don't try this. Seriously. It's a bad idea. Really.
Quote by Vix
THAT
ONE!

Have a lollipop and go and play with the other nice children, you know what I've told you about having demons in the house. Now there's a good girl.
Quote by Vix
WHO IS THAT??? Where can I buy one?

I would appear he's confused
I'm sure will have the local DemonsRus ;)
get the pic hosted, then right click on it in the gallery/page, click properties and copy the picture's address. Then paste it into your reply, highlight the address, and click the Img tag in the reply window
So you end up with pic url
HTH smile
:shock:
Saddle up guys, there's a war to be won here, we can't let this be the day the wimmin took over ;)