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Kinky_Lizard
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
Bi-curious Female, 52
UK

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Hello Hello Hello!!!!! biggrin
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Quote by Mark
It's a 3-way for first place.
Morrissey down in Alexandra Palace years ago. Kirsty McColl supported, and Shane Mcgowan did a walk-on for fairytale - I remember them kind of waltzing together... great stuff :cry:
Jane's Addiction - London somewhere --- very very good... breathtaking.
Soundgarden - Manchester somewhere --- ditto.
Actually, a close second would have to be Bare Naked Ladies. Kind of saw them accidently - I just happened to be at the Leadmill that night - but they were lots of fun, and I'd only really heard the Brian Wilson song before I saw them that night. Quite a treat I suppose! smile
Oh, now I come to think of it, I would love to see Bert Jansch again... OK, I'll hit submit now! rolleyes

Jane's Addiction.....mine and Mz Lizard's "tune" is 'been caught stealing' by Jane's Addiction. It was our first dance together, yah know, after eyes meeting across a packed club sort of thing. Perry Farrell is certainly one of the best front men.
For me:
Sex Pistols in Chicago. A fantastic end to one of the most memorable days of my life!
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Hey Venus...what about Sweet Harmonyby The Beloved
"let's come together
right now
oh yeah
in sweet harmony"
Maybe not dark enough but a sensual tune IMHO.
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Quote by Debbiewebs
will you put your own www site up to showing us what ya made of!!! :twisted: in your siggy!
Us over sexed woman what to no what ya bod looks like :twisted: :twisted:
Its s all right you cumming on to us vie pm ...........after seeing some of ares!
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOURS
you single men!.
I am sure that if you contact Mark he will sort it out for you like he does others!
when he has time rolleyes :giggle:
me thinks you are all
So come on all you single lets see ya :twisted:


No! NO! Ice......let it lie..........it's all in the past. Please don't try and make a comeback! wink
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Happy Birthday old chum!
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Quote by Ice Pie
I know you don't believe me so here's the proof...

Bloody Nora! So, it was true........you were a punk gymnast! :shock: :shock:
I thought you were pulling one of your clever japes, but NO! there it is.....the proof.
So, were you an Olympian too? Bet you enjoyed the rings best.....yeah, I just bet you did! wink
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Hey! Thanks you guys for making it a great night!
You can judge how good a munch is by Dambusters wobbles...It's a bit like earthquakes and the richter scale. Last night the wobbles were measured at 7.2. I think that means it was a pretty good munch!
.....also, a new rule emerged. A munch night is not officially over until icepie has gone to bed. The munch ended at 5:30am! wink
Looking forward to the next one. biggrin
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Hope you enjoy the banter here and find what you're looking for biggrin
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Come in, grab a seat, get a beer...........
you'll like it in here! biggrin
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Quote by davej
........and when you've finished snogging kinky, slip over here and gis a shag :twisted:
or is it a bit early for that dunno
drinkies

Bloody 'ell you old charmer! wink
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Give us a snog Debs! MMMwwwwaahhhhh!
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Great idea Polo! biggrin
I also need my car washing on Sunday morning, and my toe nails could do with a bit of a clipping........any takers?????
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Oi! Debs.............yah dancin'?
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If any one needs a lift to donny from leeds/bradford end just drop me a pm!
Woo Hoo!

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DEFINITELY!
Twats! mad
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Quote by HornyRed
bare legs and stockings for me, not very sexy in tights biggrin :D

Mmmmmmmm! I'll go with that HornyRed! :D
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Quote by dambuster
Is it ime to get excited yet?
Please ????

You've been excited for weeks dambuster! lol
Dunno how you'll sleep tonight? wink
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1. NO
2. NO
Looking bad I think!
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What's the difference between Batman and a scouser?
Batman sometimes goes out without robin'
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Cos he kneaded a poo!
Top joke in Scotland: I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
Top joke in England: Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk."
Top joke in USA: A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
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I must say........I feel positively bare stepping out without my sock garter! cool
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Alright there, mate! biggrin
Nice to meet yah!
Get the kettle on......i'm dying for a brew!
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Quote by Dino.

thats her, ooooh, horny or what :P :P :P :twisted: :twisted: wink

Yeah, you're right Dino. I'd climb aboard anyway! biggrin
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Quote by Debbiewebs

Right, I'm gatecrashing this pardee!
C'mon bouncers if you think you're hard enough!
Can someone order me a frothy coffee?
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Now no bouncer is alowed to kick............ Kinky out!!...unless he dont show his hard cock! ok
then you have my rights to chuck him out! Ok :thumbup:

Dave the cockrel. Hardest cock around. Cock of the north!
So, I'm in then, right? biggrin
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You seen the weather forecast folks????? It is going to be very hot and sticky in there! (and I'm not talking about Dambusters underpants!) wink
Woo Hoo!
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Quote by Riff Raff
Whatever happened to "Kinky" ?
'Snot fair.
It's all them pervs and weirdos and dirty ole men taking over this site.
Equal rights for kinky feckers in SH whip

ER! Nowt, I'm right here. Thanks for being concerned though mate. wink
I think there is really only one perv on the site and that is Debs! :twisted:
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HAPPYBIRTHDAYMATE!
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Awwwwwwwwww! Sorry to hear that Helen. They must be crazeeeeee to let you go!! I'll keep my fingers crossed for you regarding that other job!

Group hug for Helen
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I always quite fancied Angelica Houston.
She looks like she'd know what to do with an erect one! wink
westerross.....doris day???????? DORIS DAY??????? :cry:
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Woo Hoo! Grab your partners!!
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