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Kinky_Lizard

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Bi-curious Female, 52

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16 Jun 2005

Quote by dambuster

Hey cool
Mmmmmmmm! I'm thinking of 'doubling up' with The Sarge.
we can then be called "Kinky Bilko" or "Sgt Lizard"
Maybe you've set a new trend?????
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Marvellous idea for a Saturday night whilst pissed thread there KL. On yer go :wink:
Mind you, I'm not sure I like the idea of "kinky Bilko" stood so close to my reptilian bottom cheeks with that pervy look on his face! Makes me feel all uncomfortable!! :wink:
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

16 Jun 2005

Hey cool biggrin

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Mmmmmmmm! I'm thinking of 'doubling up' with The Sarge.
we can then be called "Kinky Bilko" or "Sgt Lizard"
Maybe you've set a new trend????? wink

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K I N K Y L I Z A R D

16 Jun 2005

Right, I'm gatecrashing this pardee!
C'mon bouncers if you think you're hard enough!
Can someone order me a frothy coffee?
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

15 Jun 2005

Hello you's two! I love newcastle and the surrounding area. Gorgeous up near Amble.
Welcome from me! biggrin

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K I N K Y L I Z A R D

13 Jun 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Me I'm just jealous of Kinky for being with Kaz ;) any room for me in the virtual party

it's YOUR birthday buddy...........you can have what the buggery bollox yah want! biggrin

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besides..............FANGS :shock:

Yikes!
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

13 Jun 2005

Quote by kazswallows
Thanks for comments all

Kinky I got somthing big, long, blue, that hums and makes woosh noises...
any gueses?

Is It a light sabarwell you do like starwars so its logical
lol

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
yeah! I'm with Kaz! biggrin

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K I N K Y L I Z A R D

13 Jun 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Thanks for comments all

Kinky I got somthing big, long, blue, that hums and makes woosh noises...
any gueses?

I dunno mate, but I'd get yourself off to the Doctors first thing tomorrow morning if I were you ! wink

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K I N K Y L I Z A R D

13 Jun 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Well as it is my Birthday (and no one remembered me, sniffle... Well Mrs TnH doesnt post) I thought I would bring in some virtual cake. After all why should my work collegues be the only one's to get anything (not that they remembered either, lol)
So grab yourself a slice, and happy birthday to all the other Gemini's hiding in SH

OOPs! I did say NO cake in the cafe!! Sorry Judy! wink

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Happy Birthday T&H
what pressies did you get?
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

13 Jun 2005

Rachel would you like to stroke my ferret?
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

13 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

Bloody Nora Debs! I know what you were in a previous life! SHEESH! :shock: :shock:
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now dont you start getting me going as i have met you and you are mmmmmmmm
omg i might have to make that 3 redface

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surprised

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Bang On!
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

13 Jun 2005

Happy 40th mate!
Have you dyed your hair or bought a leather jacket so far this year? wink

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K I N K Y L I Z A R D

13 Jun 2005

Bloody Nora Debs! I know what you were in a previous life! SHEESH! :shock: :shock:
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

10 Jun 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G

8-)

K I N K Y L I Z A R D

10 Jun 2005

Tune old boy..........what about this little beauty that has just been released!
The best of ITV wrestling!!! :shock: :shock: Woo Hoo!
Now we can relive those Saturday afternoons we used to spend throwing our siblings around the living room. "Here comes the Big Daddy splash!!" biggrin

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Oh happy memories.............
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

9 Jun 2005

Quote by ash102
Do bi men turn you on or is it wrong?
whats your thoughts

I remember asking Bernard Manning that question........ wink

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K I N K Y L I Z A R D

9 Jun 2005

Oh look. I found an old photo of Roger743 enjoying a 2 week stint in Benidorm.
He hand crocheted this little outfit ya' know........
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

9 Jun 2005

Quote by ash102
If you can get 3 women at once then i take my hat off to you

Ok, ok so I'm talking about blow up dolls......I don't see anything wrong with it.....so I have a collection of 3, so what, I don't do anybody any harm, no sir, I love my plastic ladeeeez, and they love me......there's Cilla, Cindy and Abi (she's the dirty one!)
It gets a bit cramped at bedtime though as I sleep in a hammock....... wink

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Can you tell that the Absinthe is kicking in............
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

9 Jun 2005

What about 3 women! biggrin

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K I N K Y L I Z A R D

9 Jun 2005

wow! that is impressive!
we are not worthy....we are not worthy! wink

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K I N K Y L I Z A R D

9 Jun 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
As someone who is a bit slapdash with the bleach and fed up with wearing what looks like a bad imitation of Tie Die clothes, I always clean the bathroom nekkid :twisted:
Misschief - who's bathroom carpet is blue with cream footprints

Since when did Tee pee's have bathroom carpets????? Sheesh! wink

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K I N K Y L I Z A R D

9 Jun 2005

Bloody well done mate! Seems like you've been around forever.......in a nice way! : )
How many keyboards have you been through in that year! wink

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K I N K Y L I Z A R D

9 Jun 2005

was it a frothy coffee?
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

9 Jun 2005

Can the ladeeeeez organise a group cleaning session please.....PLEASE! :shock: :shock:
PLEASE!!!!!!!! :twisted:
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

9 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
I've NEVER baited a master in my entire school career!
:shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol:

heehee!
bloody clever clogs teachers! biggrin

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K I N K Y L I Z A R D

9 Jun 2005

Sheesh!
I use more cotton than that when I'm flossing my teeth! MInd you, I do resemble Ronaldo! wink

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...........and judging by her left hand I think I know where Warwicks marbles are! biggrin

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K I N K Y L I Z A R D

9 Jun 2005

Denim
Come and get it girls! Woof Woof!
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

9 Jun 2005

Happy Birthday buddy!
Here are your presents

A bottle of Snapple and a Mr Whippys ice cream........Party on! biggrin

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K I N K Y L I Z A R D

8 Jun 2005

C'mon Roger, it has to be an improvement on your 'hillbilly' look.....do you still have the banjo?
Like the new avatar mate! lol

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K I N K Y L I Z A R D

8 Jun 2005

Mmmmmmmmm! It was a tough task, but I finally made a list of 5 Items........
Lucky Y-fronts
Space Hopper
Abi Titmuss poster
Under water watch
A roll of extra soft toilet paper
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

8 Jun 2005

Flop Flips do it for me! biggrin

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Oh c'mon guys! Forget high heels.........get your women wearing Flop Flips in bed! Mmmmmm!
K I N K Y L I Z A R D