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Kinky_Lizard
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 60
Bi-curious Female, 53
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Quote by Sexy Swingers
my partner and I have always wanted to have sex on the beach while we are being watched by others. anyone know where we could go this summer to have some fun and what to expect there? :twisted: :spit:
I dunno, but if you find somewhere let me know and I'll come along and have an ogle.......as long as it isn't somewhere daft like Rio or Hawaii
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I reckon it's a generational thing. The 'youff' of today are growing up with mobile phones and are comfortable using 'text speak.'
I'm a wee bit older and always use correct spelling; it's just what I'm used to.......
I certainly wouldn't knock back a shag if the lady had a problem with comma's or apostrophes especially if she had firm buttocks and an ample bosom. Although maybe that’s just me………
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I'm a wee bit older and always use correct spelling; it's just what I'm used to.......
I certainly wouldn't knock back a shag if the lady had a problem with comma's or apostrophes especially if she had firm buttocks and an ample bosom. Although maybe that’s just me………
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Before I say anything about the attack, I must say how well you wrote about the incident. You made it sound so vivid. (Probably not much comfort to you).
I have been in situations similar to that, the worst was having a knife to my throat by some junkie in Amsterdam.
Shit happens everyday, you read about these incidents and worse regularly. It just happened to be you this time. This is the type of world we live in; violent and aggressive. I really feel for you mate but try and let it go, it could have been so much worse.
Sounds like you have some great friends, and at times like this it's comforting to know that there are people out there who really care.
Hope you get through this ordeal ok : )
It really does worry me though about the state of the world today. Something has to give sooner or later. The average law abiding citizen has got to fight back. How many people have to suffer before someone finally says enough is enough????? Anyone for a revolution????
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I have been in situations similar to that, the worst was having a knife to my throat by some junkie in Amsterdam.
Shit happens everyday, you read about these incidents and worse regularly. It just happened to be you this time. This is the type of world we live in; violent and aggressive. I really feel for you mate but try and let it go, it could have been so much worse.
Sounds like you have some great friends, and at times like this it's comforting to know that there are people out there who really care.
Hope you get through this ordeal ok : )
It really does worry me though about the state of the world today. Something has to give sooner or later. The average law abiding citizen has got to fight back. How many people have to suffer before someone finally says enough is enough????? Anyone for a revolution????
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Quote by bailiffs
Put em up Mrs Baliffs! Put em up!
Wouldn't mind going 10 rounds with you hunny!
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lol put em up baby round 1!!!!! unless u want to grapple????
louxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Grapple?????????
Ohhhhhhhhhh! Yer can't beat a bit of grappling!
Watch me nuts though with them flaming nails! :wink:
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Quote by alspals
Gawd! I fancy her! The vid of her and the black woman is f**king amazing!
Cock-a-doodle-do!!
The bit where she is sat on her face having her arse licked..........Mmmmmmmm!!!
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...e a s y Lizard...or you'll shed a skin!!!
:lol:I WANT HER!
I WANT HER!
I wonder if she'd come and live with me in my camper van????? I'll NEVER stop loving her! love you Abi
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:? :? :? Quote by westerross
I remember asking my first proper girlfriend if she masturbated.....she slapped me round the face and said: "what sort of a girl do you think I am?"
I still carry the scars to this day.....mental ones, not ones from the slap, although it was quite hard.
it's funny really, cos I was gonna ask her if she'd ever taken it up the arse...
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So you didn't press it then?
No.............and neither did she....unfortunately!
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Quote by freckledbird
Well we play musical chairs then we eat jelly and ice cream before the entertainer arrives (usually a clown or a magician) to wow us all. Then we play hide and seek in the garden before we cut up the cake, collect our party bags and head off home.
Please remove me from the list frecklebird
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Quote by Eagerslut9
Isn't it always the same? You've been building up to having a pee for the last 100 miles and have passed innumerable places where you could've stopped, then just when it starts to really get a bit desperate there's nowhere to pull over on the road you're on! Grrrrrrrrr! :shock: :shock:
Why not do what I do Eager S......I always carry a 'piss bucket' with me on long journeys, it can sometimes get pretty full, but there's always a gang of 'hoodies' on the route back home....I've lost count of the amount of times I've emptied that bucket out of the window and showered the little darlings......I like to think I'm doing my bit for society
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He hee!
:lol: :lol: I use an empty conditioner bottle.
ops: I'm gonna give your method a go. :twisted: :twisted:
"Take that yer little fuckers!" (One up for 'Hoodie Whackers') :grin: :grin: :bounce: :bounce:
Does that give a whole new meaning to 'Water Sports'?
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LOL eager S
Conditioner bottle eh? Mmmmmmm! bet you can be really accurate with that. Is it a Timotei bottle??? They fit nicely in the hand and are an attractive colour too. :wink:
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Quote by adam 22
Hi guys brand new at this never tried this before i have replied to a few personal messages but not having to much luck is there any tips for a 22 y/o white male. living near Canterbury
cheers
I have always found that lying helps....big house, porsche, director of a company and of course hung like a shire horse. That usually does the trick. Although, don't tell any of the ladeeeez on here I said that. Shuuuuuuush! Mums the word!
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Me again............I think I've tracked them down, are these the beggars?????
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By jove missus! You don't get many of those to the pound.
I can't see the pictures?
Why not
Dawn hunny, you're sooooooooo missing out!
Well, actually you're not, cos you got huge hooters and all you gotta do is look in the mirror and jig up and down a bit.
Cor my blimeys! you women are lucky creatures and no mistake....
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