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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 65
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ooooooooooh, that means I am going to be f!!!!!!!!! lol
fantastic
flirtatious
fresh :lol:
Quote by markz
great idea
but isn't france full of french people rolleyes

you don't have to talk to them you know :roll: wink
umm, ES wasn't it your nose that had the carpet/picnic table burn? confused
or did you get multiple burns? :shock:
which in that case - Demand satisfaction from the' Big Man' in person lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by MikeNorth

Debs wonders where Drifter lives :twisted: :twisted: upps barkshire where is that??

It's dahn sarf, not too far from the Isle Of Dogs. lol
Drifter, don't tell her what "Berkshire Hunt" is cockney rhyming slang for... :lol: :lol:
:shock: Mike, go wash your mouth out :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Dave__Notts
Kat
You quick fingered person you..................

where's the 'swoon' emoticon???????????? wink
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Sorry Clairemarie - it was my fault :oops:
I told him to and he always rolleyes does what I say lol :lol:
I just wanted to say 'welcome' to you personally and also to say'please don't shout at me' I am very sensitive you know wink
Hi smaug,
welcome
I do like someone who takes their time
how long do ya want? :twisted:
Hi Simmo
welcome and if you can tell us what makes you laugh we will do our bestest wink
Quote by salt_n_pepper
Ok i am new and still getting used to this. Thanks for the welcomes i have already received!
Amyway i cant see anything about this so........
I wear the Royal Naval uniform and also the Combat 95s (camo) and in my such experience it doesnt help with the women! i thought women liked a man in uniform????????
Is this not true and if so why does this not help! confused:

Ah, that's where you are going wrong Sam - you are wearing the full uniform.
I hate seeing a bloke wearing any uniform rolleyes
Now, if he is only wearing half the uniform, well, that's a different matter altogether :happy: :happy: :happy:
you mean like just the hat :twisted:
:rascal: :rascal: :smitten:
You got it lol
Quote by Sam_C1983
Ok i am new and still getting used to this. Thanks for the welcomes i have already received!
Amyway i cant see anything about this so........
I wear the Royal Naval uniform and also the Combat 95s (camo) and in my such experience it doesnt help with the women! i thought women liked a man in uniform????????
Is this not true and if so why does this not help! confused:

Ah, that's where you are going wrong Sam - you are wearing the full uniform.
I hate seeing a bloke wearing any uniform rolleyes
Now, if he is only wearing half the uniform, well, that's a different matter altogether :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by westerross

oooooooooh, just asked Kat for 3 words to describe me, this is his response:
I - Enigmatic
2 - Mercurial
3 - Entrancing
confused :? :? Kit sidles off to look in her Dictionary :?

1. What's
2. He
3. Want?
Not doubting a word of it of course!
Which makes me:
1. Creep
2. Coward
3. Safe
:shock: I looked in Kat's dictionary rolleyes
Translation is:
1) Bloody
2) Hard
3) Work
when ya gettin here tune, cos Kat is incapacitated :kick:
I did list 'impatient' didn't I?
Quote by hitch631
kat said : neither - most important to me is to love myself icon_
_________________
Didnt think off that thats a very good point with legs like that I love ya...

Don't you mean KIT said wink lol :lol: :lol:
kiss
Quote by hitch631
Was wondering what everyone thought.
QUESTION : whats most important to you to love someone or to be loved...????
smile :) :)

neither - most important to me is to love myself wink
Quote by markhayman
I felt like I didn't conform to the normal dogger type so should stay away!.

Sorry to hear that Marky,
but what is 'the normal dogger type'???????
Damnit,
I wish people would get their bloomin quotes right so that I get my bloomin quotes right or I am sooooooooooooo going to embarrassed about gloating over a certain person's inability to get their bloomin quotes right banghead :banghead: :banghead: :rascal: :rascal: redface
ooops - off to the steam room
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by musketeer
Pity though. Useless talent on SH.

:shock: I disagree - the art of stimulating conversation (and I don't mean smutty talk rolleyes before any one even thinks about a smart ass response :roll: lol ) always holds an irresistable attraction for me, whether it is connected with swinging, lifelong partnerships or the person in the local corner store!
Bugga - I hate yous two already lol
You said so much that I havn't got any questions to ask you mad :x :x :x
Well done and a very warm welcome to you both
oops - just thought of a question - did you read all the advice for newbies before posting??? wink :lol:
Quote by Marcuso
Am I allowed to start getting excited now? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh I'd say you were definitely allowed to get excited Angel
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:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: (Blatantly and shamelessly nicked from Dammy on the Burton munch thread)
Quote by Sarah
YES Angel you can..................
Here is something I have stolen (he is going to be sooooooooooo cross)
quote="Sarah"]:bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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(ok I admit I stole them) woooooooooooohooooooooooo
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:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Spot the difference! :lol2:
OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Looks like we're twins Sarah...........Wonder if Dammy'll be able to tell the difference between our snogs.............lol
and will he ever be able to guess who makes his left thigh tingle :twisted: :twisted:
Your office or mine Dammie lol
Kit
xxxxxx
not excited one little bit, nope not me rolleyes
ps Ally - what's with the 'new' Kit? Won't an old one do :cry: :lol:
and my contribution:
1) Nosey
2) Impatient
3) Complicated
Quote by westerross

don't worry about them, if they won't let you back here to revise; I know a much better place where you will be welcome to revise any time you want wink

1. I'll
2. Be
3. There
1) Bring
2) Wine
3) Please
oooooooooh, just asked Kat for 3 words to describe me, this is his response:
I - Enigmatic
2 - Mercurial
3 - Entrancing
confused :? :? Kit sidles off to look in her Dictionary :?
Better in 'Dogging' I say!
where are all the mods to transport this????
well - I know where one is wink
asleep on the sofa rolleyes
Quote by naughtynymphos1
:welcome: to swinging heaven
hope you find what u are looking for wink
Hello and welcome,
care to tell us what you are looking for????
and have you got a pink goatee confused :? :shock:
Quote by westerross
1. Smart
2. Arsed
3. Fucker
Can I come back and revise this later??

Awwwww Tune,
don't worry about them, if they won't let you back here to revise; I know a much better place where you will be welcome to revise any time you want wink
Hi Mike and Trudi,
Welcome to the site
What made you pick this site?
Quote by GenHertsCpl
smackbottom :smackbottom:
what a wicked little leprechaun you are lol
As a true gent you should let her see first....................
then show it :twisted: :lol:

:twisted: Ooooo someones getting a spanking at Notts.....not just me wink :wink: :arrow:
innocent
smackbottom :smackbottom:
what a wicked little leprechaun you are lol
As a true gent you should let her see first....................
then show it :twisted: :lol:
Quote by postie
moving swiftly on....
woo hoo.... 5 days to go!
Sarah will try and keep the " X days to go" title current, but am not exactlyat home at the moment, camping of sorts, with a quick dash home for a shower and a fresh kit every day...

Oi! I'm always fresh lol :lol:
Hi Vicky,
room for a little KitKat?
we would love to come too!
When I am dead and gone and just a whisper in the wind - that's how I would want to touch the people who may remember me
hugs to Chief Moo and 2hot2
these are the very reasons I stay on this site, my confidence grows daily wink